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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6625 on: September 11, 2018, 10:30:19 PM »
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The posts aren't funny taken alone. It is a fairly long course of argument with repeated themes of blind tanky anti West bias being shot down that is funny. As for a link I'm fucking sure people can manage to navigate to D&D unaided. Fuck off.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6626 on: September 12, 2018, 03:25:06 AM »
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It's simple. I get it. I'm good at it and I didn't have to shit my pants playing night and day to get to the level I'm at. My kid likes it and the teamwork aspect is more fun than the lone soldier tendencies of TF2 players.

Roaming soldier in TF2 is pretty fun if you have mastered rocketjumping in the game. There's no fancy jetpacks to help you fly like Pharah has in Overwatch.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlIfpRP-56Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlIfpRP-56Q</a>
This also takes a lot of autism to master
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6627 on: September 12, 2018, 07:58:34 AM »
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Vidya is for children

PS save your faggoty vidya chat for one of the dedicated faggoty vidya threads

Sorry we're not all chatting about which stationary bike is best to generate enough power to play FIFA 04 on PS2 hooked up to a 2nd hand windup TV in a house made out of a highway billboard.

Allow me to cater my post more towards your demographic....

Hey guys, ˇQue pasol amigos! just so you know, a discarded workout bench makes for a way better makeshift couch than a stolen beach chair.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6628 on: September 12, 2018, 09:00:00 AM »
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That's like saying Tee-Ball is a game made explicitly for pro-sports and kids who don't know any better.

Exactly. Overwatch is tee-ball.

Pretty much. I'm not that good at videogames and I get to clickety clack away at Overwatch, rack up an average of 7k heals per match, earn gold medals, be appreciated by my teammates. The bell goes ding at the end of the match, I get my slice of cheese and I'm happy.

I feel like an eleague caliber gamer, even though I'm terrible at TF2/CS and FIFA.

It's simple. I get it. I'm good at it and I didn't have to shit my pants playing night and day to get to the level I'm at. My kid likes it and the teamwork aspect is more fun than the lone soldier tendencies of TF2 players.

Yeah, I agree that the simplicity makes it a great game to play with your kid. It also makes it a great game for esports spergs trying to get their very own mouse pad sponsorship. It falls short everywhere in-between, imo.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6629 on: September 12, 2018, 07:27:10 PM »
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Vidya is for children

PS save your faggoty vidya chat for one of the dedicated faggoty vidya threads

Sorry we're not all chatting about which stationary bike is best to generate enough power to play FIFA 04 on PS2 hooked up to a 2nd hand windup TV in a house made out of a highway billboard.

Allow me to cater my post more towards your demographic....

Hey guys, ˇQue pasol amigos! just so you know, a discarded workout bench makes for a way better makeshift couch than a stolen beach chair.

Sure but vidya is for children

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6630 on: September 13, 2018, 08:18:46 AM »
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vidya is for first world children

FTFY.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6631 on: September 13, 2018, 10:59:26 PM »
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vidya is for first world children

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that’s great but vidya is for children

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6632 on: September 13, 2018, 11:40:01 PM »
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Video games are fun

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6633 on: September 14, 2018, 12:56:24 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6634 on: September 14, 2018, 01:16:57 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6635 on: September 14, 2018, 07:51:52 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6636 on: September 15, 2018, 05:13:08 AM »
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holy shit i regret posting about video games its still going
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6637 on: September 15, 2018, 10:19:12 PM »
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Further proof that trannies ruin everything they touch.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6638 on: September 16, 2018, 02:29:15 AM »
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koalas march parlayed her free gaming pc, trip to nogcon 2018 and dead daddy barbeque into the next logical scam. Video commentaries ala Anita Sarkeesian.

I'm not going to link it since she's dying for hateviews but the intro has 87 views and the Pateron is currently pulling in a whopping $79 a month from 9 tugboats.

She also posted a manic video where she's all niggered up in her mom's car talking about how she's going to rent studio space and how evil offsite trolls mass reported her Pateron.

Which is funny since nobody is talking about this because she posted it in her containment subforum instead of D&D.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6639 on: September 16, 2018, 04:47:53 AM »
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koalas march parlayed her free gaming pc, trip to nogcon 2018 and dead daddy barbeque into the next logical scam. Video commentaries ala Anita Sarkeesian.

I'm not going to link it since she's dying for hateviews but the intro has 87 views and the Pateron is currently pulling in a whopping $79 a month from 9 tugboats.

She also posted a manic video where she's all niggered up in her mom's car talking about how she's going to rent studio space and how evil offsite trolls mass reported her Pateron.

Which is funny since nobody is talking about this because she posted it in her containment subforum instead of D&D.

post the link faggot

edit: https://www.youtube.com/user/koalasmarch1/
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6640 on: September 16, 2018, 06:43:19 AM »
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He literally explained both why he didn't link it and why you dumb nigger bastard are too dumb to not click it but shouldn't.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6641 on: September 16, 2018, 06:47:18 AM »
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Looking at her creator page doesn't give her videos views you dumb, fat fuck.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6642 on: September 16, 2018, 07:38:52 AM »
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Looking at her creator page doesn't give her videos views you dumb, fat fuck.
Some dumb nigger gonna click through. Guaranteed.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6643 on: September 16, 2018, 07:40:22 AM »
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Don't click it's a Fed honey pot

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6644 on: September 16, 2018, 09:30:41 AM »
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koalas march parlayed her free gaming pc, trip to nogcon 2018 and dead daddy barbeque into the next logical scam. Video commentaries ala Anita Sarkeesian.

I'm not going to link it since she's dying for hateviews but the intro has 87 views and the Pateron is currently pulling in a whopping $79 a month from 9 tugboats.

She also posted a manic video where she's all niggered up in her mom's car talking about how she's going to rent studio space and how evil offsite trolls mass reported her Pateron.

Which is funny since nobody is talking about this because she posted it in her containment subforum instead of D&D.

post the link faggot

edit: https://www.youtube.com/user/koalasmarch1/

I couldn’t get through one minute it was so bad. She just rambles and sounds like a valley girl. It’s obvious she didn’t bother to write anything down before filming.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6645 on: September 16, 2018, 01:48:37 PM »
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I wouldn't worry about giving Brittany extra views. The monetization options for a channel with 66 subscribers and 86 views on her premiere video is non-existent. For all the yasss slay queen! stuff she gets on somethingawful, she's a nobody millenial like a million other millenials that start a channel on Youtube.

The airwaves are saturated with social justice commentary and other folks with long-running channels can pull in the views and get actual monies out of that system. For folks starting out, "heyyyy guysss uh... this is gonna be, like, uhhmmm, like a channel that's like, all about misogynoir* and dogwhistle racism and uhhh uhmmmm like..."  is not compelling content.

Her second video where she says that Patreon shut down her account temporarily also asks her viewers to come up with a tagline for her. Gosh, for a creative type, she's not being terribly creative or showing strong directorial/writing skills.

Oh Brittany. :( It's sad to see a girl who could be making fun, upbeat videos about common topics (makeup and shopping and boys!) get their brains twisted into a mess by the SJW poison.


*ahahah yes she said that out loud


UPDATE:  Got further in her "Dollar Store Prophet" video and she says she's going to ignore Youtube comments because it's a "cesspool of negativity and evil".  WHY ARE YOU ON THEIR SERVICE, BRITTANY???  I think her (white) boyfriend is driving as he comments on some kids rolling up in a golf cart. She says her dad is in the back seat and she can't bring him into their house for reasons.

:D  Hahah why did you not want us to see this? It's funny as hell as an example of millenial ambition and overestimating your own talent.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6646 on: September 16, 2018, 02:12:52 PM »
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She says her dad is in the back seat and she can't bring him into their house for reasons.
This would be the recently deceased dad, I presume?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6647 on: September 16, 2018, 03:11:54 PM »
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She says her dad is in the back seat and she can't bring him into their house for reasons.
This would be the recently deceased dad, I presume?

Hahah "Weekend at Brittany's" is gonna be great!

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6648 on: September 16, 2018, 08:16:54 PM »
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post the link faggot

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6649 on: September 16, 2018, 09:16:21 PM »
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hey guys if you click on her video you're literally giving a shitty racist SA mod 0.001 cents JESUS DON'T CLICK IT'S A C-O-N-SPIRACY