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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6725 on: October 06, 2018, 05:36:33 PM »
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image being so easily swayed by media narratives that you think you're actually feeling anger

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NPC meme is so real, outlets have started to report on it

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6726 on: October 06, 2018, 05:40:33 PM »
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The latest Millionaire next door book (a group that surveys millionaires) showed that millionaires think about politics for something like an hour a week if that.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6727 on: October 06, 2018, 05:54:55 PM »
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I can't even tell my wife.

I know she's gonna find out sooner or later from John Oliver or something, but she deserves another day.

My wife being of sound mind and legal age should be part of the democratic process in these United States.

My wife is going to have some type of unpleasant reaction to the point that I think it best she doesn't find out for a few days that the president is carrying out his duties appointing people to positions to replace outgoing people.

My wife gets the news of what is going on in her country from a British comedian.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6728 on: October 06, 2018, 06:07:04 PM »
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image being so easily swayed by media narratives that you think you're actually feeling anger

pathetic
NPC meme is so real, outlets have started to report on it

I'm used to predicting the way these people act and react to things, and yet I'm still amused every time they fully and completely accept a narrative and then crank it up to 11, often on their own, with no hesitation or reservation. It's like a Leftist version of Chinese whispers, except it's all going on in their own heads. Kavanaugh eats grapes, pass it on. Kavanaugh thinks he likes to rape? Kavanaugh drinks too much and rapes, pass it on. Kavanaugh is a drunken rapist? Kavanaugh throws ice and is a drunken rapist, pass it on. KAVANAUGH RAPES WOMEN ON A DAILY BASIS WHILE GETTING BLACKOUT DRUNK AND THROWING ICICLES THROUGH MEXICAN CHILDREN?! OH MY GOD, I'LL KILL MYSELF IF HE MAKES IT ON THE COURT, THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER, WE HAVE TO STOP IT!
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6729 on: October 06, 2018, 07:39:05 PM »
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image being so easily swayed by media narratives that you think you're actually feeling anger

pathetic

Imagine feeling depressed and suicidal and manic about fucking national politics, which truthfully won't effect you day to day. No matter who is President or on SCOTUS tomm the sun will still come up, you will have friends, the same family, your job, whatever. So
:wgas:

The reeeeing like they are going to be executed at dawn is the most pathetic.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6730 on: October 06, 2018, 09:07:31 PM »
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My favorite part of the rage salt is that there's always this tone of being the Smartest People In The Room. They use phrases like Right Side Of History, or Won't Be In The History Books. They lecture all that their opponents are horrible savages, literal monsters, impossible fiends that will destroy them if they are allowed to somehow hoodwink an otherwise enlightened society. They must be stopped because any good, noble and just person would want it so.

Then as soon as things turn bad they degenerate into a bunch of howling morlocks screaming that they want to kill all the bad men for making them feel bad. INTELLECTUALS. GREAT MINDS OF THE AGE. DIGNIFIED SCHOLARS. At least the fuckers on this site don't preface day of the rope chat with "although I'm such a great and kind person who loves every living creature..."

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6731 on: October 06, 2018, 10:11:22 PM »
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Let's round out today's massive dose of salt with some sweet irony.
   
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6732 on: October 06, 2018, 10:20:47 PM »
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Wow things on the internet almost never get to me anymore but that guy does. I’d love to personally break his legs.

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This is particularly on my mind because I hate my job but am too depressed to finish my resume and actually get out there because it feels like more work.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6733 on: October 06, 2018, 10:35:00 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6734 on: October 07, 2018, 03:32:04 AM »
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A bunch of communists calling others traitors.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6735 on: October 07, 2018, 04:26:59 AM »
+4

Imagine feeling depressed and suicidal and manic about fucking national politics, which truthfully won't effect you day to day. No matter who is President or on SCOTUS tomm the sun will still come up, you will have friends, the same family, your job, whatever. So

One could make an argument the average D&D:er likely won't have friends or a job. And the family's been severed because they were VILE RETHUGLIKKKANS.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6736 on: October 07, 2018, 07:44:43 AM »
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i like when goons LARP like they have families to shame, as if they aren't all already like my one weird cool wine aunt who everyone knows not to talk about politics around.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6737 on: October 07, 2018, 01:01:22 PM »
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That person is fictional

LMAO there is zero chance of that being real in any way shape or form

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6738 on: October 07, 2018, 02:52:23 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6739 on: October 07, 2018, 03:36:06 PM »
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Poster Utnayan had a meltdown in the thread over the injustice of slandering Kavanaugh's name since it clashes with innocent until proven guilty. He was dismissed by multiple goons as "ignore him, he's insane." I guess protection for mental invalids and concern about mocking the crazy is only reserved for non-conservatives. You'll note that almost every goon on D&D posts with a tone suggesting absolute certainty that Kavanaugh is a rapist. Evidence? Not necessary. #BelieveHer. And of course, he was "emotional" during his testimony and he was a frat boy in his 20s. Circumstantial evidence? More like In Any Circumstance This Evidence Is Substantial evidence!

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I'll honestly be surprised if a quarter of thread regulars vote in the midterms.

Trump dared to do a thing, so they complained about a thing. In this case Trump is visiting states to do rallies because mid-terms:

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Meanwhile Obama has been lying very low until recently and is picking his moments to make a huge splash each and every time when he knows he can grab a ton of attention and enthusiasm.

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They’re 99% meant to stoke Trump’s ego and 1% “and I fully support *insert local candidate here* because he supports the Wall, loves the police, and will MAGA.” They are almost word for word the same and it’s very likely Trump hasn’t even heard the name of each candidate before he goes on stage

Yeah, what does Trump even think he's doing with these stupid pissant little rallies? He should follow Hillary Clinton's dignified example, or maybe Barry's. Their incredible gravitas in not tolerating the plebes has done wonders for the Blue Team across state and local lines. Who has time for this shit?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6740 on: October 07, 2018, 05:30:15 PM »
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Lol what babies they're not turning to alcohol or marijuana to forget about their anger and go straight to the Interactive Electric Jew.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6741 on: October 07, 2018, 06:04:17 PM »
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Not only that but all the games they listed require insane amounts of DLC in order to be played.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6742 on: October 07, 2018, 06:53:52 PM »
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this is just what happens when the ideological divide's fault line becomes "above or below 100 iq"
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6743 on: October 07, 2018, 07:31:39 PM »
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If only Koala's March could put that sort of effort into finding a job instead of keeping track of right-leaning posters.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6744 on: October 07, 2018, 08:46:15 PM »
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Idiot Trump goes out to the flyover states and holds rallies for people who don't even matter. :smug:

We hold rallies in New York and Los Angeles with Jay Z and Beyonce and have our fingers on the pulse of the nation. :smug:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6745 on: October 07, 2018, 11:21:30 PM »
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Just throwing this out there but based on some of these D&D comments I wouldn't be surprised if raping Trump supporters for having wrong think is a common sexual fantasy for the soyboys and zykes.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6746 on: October 08, 2018, 12:38:24 AM »
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Just throwing this out there but based on some of these D&D comments I wouldn't be surprised if raping children is a common sexual fantasy for goons.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6747 on: October 08, 2018, 03:16:37 AM »
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Just throwing this out there but based on some of these D&D comments I wouldn't be surprised if raping Trump supporters for having wrong think is a common sexual fantasy for the soyboys and zykes.

i saw a link to a professional website selling basically this, but also with niggers, in a pol thread a while back. of course theres a jew behind it too. i couldn't find the website trying to google it right now, but i found a trump supporter oil drilling comic in my search (variants of this link are the entire first page of results for make america great again porn)

nws warning beastiality http://www.porncomix.info/make-america-great-again-blacknwhite/ nws warning beastiality

but yeah i think i can get away without getting "another wow lie" in confirming this one even tho i dont have a link.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6748 on: October 08, 2018, 05:54:21 AM »
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Just throwing this out there but based on some of these D&D comments I wouldn't be surprised if raping children is a common sexual fantasy for goons.
Fixed it for you.

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« Reply #6749 on: October 08, 2018, 09:13:49 PM »
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You may have noticed that the Left has a new acceptably safe slur for conservatives. Remember, they can't use most of the good ones and have settled almost exclusively on "shit lord" and "trash person." What have the brightest minds of the age come up with now?

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getting the vote, his whitewashing, and the narrative of dems being the rabid partisans gaining traction has been a real gut punch for me, even for trump era standards
None of that has gained traction except with chuds.
Why are you upset about chuds believing stupid bad things.

Ah. Look out guys. We are all now the super macho and sexually active over-the-top stereotype of an extroverted male. We are the Chad Shitlords. But it can't be positive(despite the fact that subconsciously they're already awarding us the gold star and leaving themselves as the Virgin Poster) so they changed a single letter to Chud! Which might be a reference to ten year old slang for stupid and ugly. But given the age of the reference, perhaps this really is the best they can do? You damn beer-drinking sex-having trolls! Truly the Left Can't Meme.

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Of course Trump would kill the golden goose just like every clueless spoiled rich kid does if given the opportunity thanks to their parents not setting up a proper trust.

Grabbed this one just to say that my favorite Trump self-burn most liberals make is mocking him for not succeeding as much as he could have. The rebuttal writes itself instantly. Hey Trump, big man, billionaire and President of the United States... heh... you call THAT success? Some of us own TWO consoles and get only the choicest night shifts at the Gas and Gulp!

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id we ever get a look at the FBI report, or its gist?

Let me sum it up for you doll: it turns out that CSI isn't real and the FBI didn't find 36 year old dried out cell remains of Ford's pussy juice and Kavanaugh's spunk in whatever upper middle class McMansion they played grab ass in.

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yeah. i'll sound like a monster but the gang rape story was a bridge to far for many people and then assumed it was all bullshit. probably because it was kinda dodgy about Brett even being there. like i think it happened and i think Judge was part of it but i am not sure if brett was. the other stories were alot more direct about his role as a predator. these stories in general should have been enough to toss him but we live in hell world.

I can absolutely believe Kavanaugh was at such an event in college. I just don't think many of the political actors pushing for Kavanaugh to be rejected cared about it beyond scoring a win. But hey, any effort by our elected officials to do the right thing is more than welcome.

I think it happens, I think regularly at college parties a bunch of villainous white men just grab some girls, tie them to the beds and start a rape train.

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Quote from: Crows Turn Off
Your mom may have been a good person at one point in her life, but she's a bad person now.

I also had to accept the fact that my dad, uncle, and grandma are all bad people.

hahaha i've completely severed from my family but them, they're the sociopathic monsters

Quote from: Lemming
I would have agreed with this pre Trump but at this point it's so obvious and blatant they're at best willfully ignorant, which I consider evil.

We're honestly at the point where not caring enough is proof that you are evil. And of course if you care, but not in the right way, you are also evil. I wonder why the divide is growing more severe every day?