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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6750 on: October 08, 2018, 09:40:33 PM »
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im sorry if you're butthurt about the republican party being based on disenfranchising people so hard that it's a fucking joke and triggering your white knight whataboutism

I'm sorry I made fun of your murderous fucking nazi death camp party of fascist traitor pieces of subhuman shit

but you do make a great point, that the Democratic party is also complete fucking trash filled with hollow, duplicitous creatures, suckling up to any sort of power and flattering it with lies while people fucking die in the street

and they really have a lock on the party in Delaware, the Delaware dems are complete corrupt pieces of shit.

And the California Dems are bloodless, breathless ghouls serving literal fucking vampires in silicon valley and testosterone injecting real estate developers buying weapons caches to kill the coming black hordes and doing cocaine in orange county.

Our country is fucking trash, and you are fucking trash for whatever sort of fucking points you just tried to score against the democrats, you fucking lackey toad

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hahahaha holy shit I just realized you're a communbro

I'm sorry.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6751 on: October 08, 2018, 09:46:59 PM »
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Isn't Martin Random the one who larped as a Stanford educated lawyer that was in some cutting edge co-op restaurant commune?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6752 on: October 08, 2018, 09:51:40 PM »
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Isn't Martin Random the one who larped as a Stanford educated lawyer that was in some cutting edge co-op restaurant commune?

It's hard to keep lists of all these faggots doing faggot things with faggot shit.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6753 on: October 08, 2018, 10:01:55 PM »
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Yeah, it's him. Not sure why I remember this so clearly. Maybe because it was so offensively stupid?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6754 on: October 08, 2018, 10:24:32 PM »
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i assumed "chud" came from the title of that 80s horror flick about sewer monsters
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6755 on: October 08, 2018, 10:50:48 PM »
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Wasn't Martin Random the Fecal Lasagna story guy?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6756 on: October 08, 2018, 10:55:04 PM »
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He should probably look into programs that help ex-cons get jobs, because this faggot sounds like he has a long rap sheet.

I see breaking and entering, drug dealing, theft, and grand theft auto.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6757 on: October 09, 2018, 12:07:58 AM »
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Wasn't Martin Random the Fecal Lasagna story guy?

Yes. & was also famous for a GBS thread full of made up insider bullshit about Dubya's Whitehouse & Donald Rumsfeld secretly wearing diapers & other shit that Bob Woodward is probably using as inspiration for his next book

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6758 on: October 09, 2018, 12:53:12 AM »
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i assumed "chud" came from the title of that 80s horror flick about sewer monsters

SA people are getting it from Chapo Trap House, I don't know where Chapo got it from.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6759 on: October 09, 2018, 01:18:28 AM »
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Wasn't Martin Random the Fecal Lasagna story guy?

Yes. & was also famous for a GBS thread full of made up insider bullshit about Dubya's Whitehouse & Donald Rumsfeld secretly wearing diapers & other shit that Bob Woodward is probably using as inspiration for his next book

Was he also the Globe Office Story guy? He was funny but not surprised he's an ultragoon.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6760 on: October 09, 2018, 03:00:10 AM »
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i assumed "chud" came from the title of that 80s horror flick about sewer monsters

SA people are getting it from Chapo Trap House, I don't know where Chapo got it from.
It's from the movie.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6761 on: October 09, 2018, 08:05:49 AM »
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Fred Trump died in 1999. In 2004, the Times said, Donald Trump induced his siblings to sell their fatherís remaining apartment buildings for $737.9 million ó giving up a steady stream of income for a one-time infusion of cash. Trump used his share to buy out a partner in a Chicago hotel, to buy a house in Florida and to pay off casino creditors in New Jersey, the Times reported.

Of course Trump would kill the golden goose just like every clueless spoiled rich kid does if given the opportunity thanks to their parents not setting up a proper trust.

Grabbed this one just to say that my favorite Trump self-burn most liberals make is mocking him for not succeeding as much as he could have. The rebuttal writes itself instantly. Hey Trump, big man, billionaire and President of the United States... heh... you call THAT success? Some of us own TWO consoles and get only the choicest night shifts at the Gas and Gulp!

Wonder how many millennial shitlibs who shout about bonald blumpfh's daddy gave him a million dollars to start his business. Literally had his entire wealth handed to him on a silver platter" actually have a million + dollars coming to them, pending the death of a loved one, but don't actually have the balls, gumption or can-do nature to take it now and actually make something out of it.

And not just make something out of it, but actually pitch your idea to the family member with the money, convince them that you can make more out of that money than a beneficiary 401k and (against all odds) actually follow through.

If I had to guess, I'd say there are two types of people who drain their trust funds.

-Junkies with rich relatives.
-Captains of industry willing to paddle their lifeboat across the pacific ocean to achieve their dreams.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6762 on: October 09, 2018, 08:28:53 PM »
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Like obviously but here's the thing. When people say fuck the police it's pointed towards beat cops, broken windows, stop and frisk and now the blue lives matter crowd. It's grown to include more of the system, the thin blue line etc but in my experience it's about an gang terrorizing our community and killing our kids. It's about the more personal, on the ground threat idk I'm probably not explaining this succinctly

The whitest girl on SA LARPing as straight outta Compton the police are a gang nigga.

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as far as Bad Dems go, Kamala Harris is pretty non-bad imo

but yeah she doesn't make my preferred list for 2020, I'd just be less unhappy with her than the wholly owned business/finance democrats

like, if we get to the Texas primary and the race has narrowed to Harris and Booker, you bet your britches I'm voting for the cop and telling everyone else to

we've got a huge pile of potential candidates that are better than her

Recurring discussion in the thread is that 2020 will be a day of reckoning. Another recurring discussion is who the nom will be, usually followed by No True Scotsman and daydreams of Bernie, Booker or Biden. I'm curious myself what the illustrious Democrat bench will be in 2020 as nobody seems to have an answer that isn't an ironic meme. Fucking Warren pops up now and then.

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My guess is the 2020 primary will be Warren and Bernie fighting it out for the top spot, with a bunch of other candidates behind.

Though I could see Amy Klobuchar being competitive as well.

Can you imagine Trump having to square up against any of these sadsacks? Bernie lost a podium to two sheboons.

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I know I've mentioned him before, but is there a reason Jeff Merkley isn't being floated other than "blandish white guy"? His taking the lead exposing the child concentration camps, reading the stories of women sharing their assault stories to an empty chamber, being the only Senator to vote Bernie Sanders, and all the other things he've doing seem like he should at least be getting SOME buzz, but when 538 does their nomination mock drafts he doesn't even get mentioned.

Aside from the mortal sin of being a white male, does this sound like a Trump Slayer to you? Ah, he agrees with my hero, Bernie Sanders! He chases bleeding heart stories of the week! Wow!

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Wait, corny's a loaded term?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6763 on: October 10, 2018, 11:29:32 PM »
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Democrats in 2010: Bush caused the Great Recession, you can't blame Obama!

Democrats in 2018: Obama caused the greatest economy in history, Trump doesn't deserve any credit!

Ironic.

Most of the thread bit this bait across multiple pages. Classic.

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This could be kind of funny,

The Kent State gun girl is getting billed for holding an unauthorized rally on the campus. To the tune of 65K

https://www.ohio.com/news/20181010/...l-for-gun-rally

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65k for 25 people and brief twitter recognition. What a bargain!

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According to a report from Kent Wired, university President Beverly Warren said Kaitlin Bennett, a Kent State alumna who organized the open-carry gun walk, cannot be billed for the costs because the event was not registered with the university. Bennett has stated publicly she believes the protesters like Antifa who were present at the walk should be responsible for the costs.

I'll be fair, the rest of the thread corrected them. Still got a chuckle from me. "I don't have time to read this shit, I just want a conservative to have their life ruined because we disagree politically!"

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you want gas use stopped, because you need gas use stopped in areas that are not viable to create effective mass transit for because they don't have the requisite mass

in a place dense enough to have mass transit probably just ban gas cars altogether

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Wouldn't the better solution in the former case be to just ban being able to live outside a city entirely, then?

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nobody really gives a shit how rural people get around though because there are so few of them. whenever anyone is talking about commuting anywhere that matters it is in dense suburban metros which very well could be based (and often were, decades ago) around non-automobile travel

Things are pretty white noise until the slow boil to the mid terms gets further along so enjoy a few pussies wishing they could just murder people they dislike and some bugmen literally unable to comprehend life outside of the coasts.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6764 on: October 11, 2018, 05:53:38 PM »
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"Guillotine the fascist" on the ballot would have near-unanimous support across the country with the highest voter participation in the country's history. Most people just didn't/don't get very excited about wasting what little time they have left before ecological collapse going out to vote for another figurehead of a party that's increasingly looking like it made a generation long commitment to functioning as controlled opposition.

Everybody would agree with me if theoretically they bothered to vote!

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"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men"

That idea works in a vacuum, but when the choice is between a bad candidate and a horrifically bad candidate, you vote for the bad one.

With enthusiasm like this you gotta wonder how Hilldawg lost. Also some build up for the idea that you are pure evil if you do not participate in politics, which I gloomily predict is the next SJW talking point, emerging either over the next few weeks or in the 2020 election season.

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67% of Americans say that they are disengaged from politics because they "have a sense of fatigue with our polarized national conversation, believe that nobody shows a willingness to be flexible in their political viewpoints, and a lack cohesion or a voice for unity in the national conversation."

There are lots of problems in America, but most people don't agree that all of them are problem or agree with how to solve them. But PC culture is the one thing that unites Americans.

79% overall think it is a problem.

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It can range anywhere from "you shouldn't say the n word" to "white people aren't allowed to do yoga." Of course the second one is stupid and people oppose it, that doesn't mean 80% of the country wants to say the n word.

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Honestly, the saddest thing about the political correctness study is that fewer people are politically engaged in 2018 than in 2008.

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That's even more of a reason to be engaged and paying attention.

67% of Americans actively avoid following the news or participating in the political process.

Lads? Why are people sick of politics?

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It's in all of our interests to stop these fuckers at the ballot box because the next step really will be fighting in the streets and a lot of people on the good side are going to get hurt if it comes to that, not just CHUDs. With the rhetoric coming out of the #bananarepublicans post-Kavanaugh about mobs and angry violent leftists they are setting up the narrative to justify a clamp down. I'd honestly be surprised if we don't have a Selma/Kent State situation before the presidential election of 2020. And if we don't get at least the house back this year I'd say that it's an almost certainty that a left wing protest will be violently crushed by the state.

That also has some affect on the reluctance to go full on partisan war.

This is really joggin' my noggin!

Finishing up with a gem of wisdom from the olden days, a wise goon descending from the mountaintop to tell us how we could avoid things like yearly hurricanes in the same areas. He didn't have anything to add when asked why goons thought anyone who didn't live on the coasts was a useless hick and simultaneously everybody living in a coastal hurricane zone was a stubborn moron.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6765 on: October 11, 2018, 07:25:37 PM »
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what little time they have left before ecological collapse

it bothers me when these people act like you're such a huge dumb idiot if you dont have a sky-is-falling mentality with the climate, when the thing they're freaking the fuck out about amounts to the global surface temp rising a fraction of a degree from when they're born to the day they die. i know it goes without saying they're all retards with zero understanding of the science they so love to whine about us denying but if you actually go and read any of even the most fearmongering of climate papers it becomes clear they don't even understand shit like "what time scale is this on?"

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"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men"

That idea works in a vacuum, but when the choice is between a bad candidate and a horrifically bad candidate, you vote for the bad one.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6766 on: October 11, 2018, 09:16:33 PM »
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"Guillotine the fascist!"

*is first against the wall*

"wait that's not what I meant :parsons:"

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6767 on: October 12, 2018, 03:17:06 AM »
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Some old cat lady reveals that she won't vote for centrist Democrats because her health care premiums are skyrocketing. Goons react the way you'd expect them to.

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I would speculate that anyone calling for purity either has nothing on the line or hasn't been around long enough or both. You people are fucking ridiculous. I have two kids under age 5. I don't have time for your purity. They're going to go to school and start doing shelter-in-place drills in a year. I'm pretty fed up with waiting for the socialist on the white horse to come overhaul the country. I just want my kids to not have to think about hiding in a closet vs. mobbing a person to disarm him and hope he only shoots their friends instead of them. Our country is utterly fucked to shit and people are talking about Kanye's mental health and ideological purity and how important it is to support medicare for all. Are you fucking kidding here? How about you support people who might be a little too red for you but who will genuinely support taking some guns away from crazy people if you give them the chance to vote yes or no on the goddamn thing instead of the guy who wants to arm children to shoot bad guys.

God you people are enraging.

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I feel like bringing up my "Turn Murkowski and Collins into Inhofe-with-a-D-next-to-his-name" transformation gun example again.

If your goal is the protection of racial and sexual minorities, or preserving access to abortion, or empowering labor, or gun control, or whatever your particular issue may be - the only moral choice is to use the transformation gun. Jim Inhofe (D-AK) should have your vote if you're not a fascist.

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I mean, I understand you, I get it, but I think in a situation where we have a ghost of a chance of taking the Senate back, preventing Donald Trump from doing more things, being able to push back harder on his appointments and nominees, actually maybe even force the national conversation in different directions because we have a seat of power and the media might pay attention to us again - I would fucking take any candidate no matter how bad if they got us to that point. In 2020, when we have majority and are dithering over whether we're going up to 54 or 55, I'm fine with drawing lines.

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If you vote a bunch of Moderate Democrats into office then true Progressive Democrats can start winning races and being outspoken and you shift the entire window to the left. You always vote for the leftmost person in the primary and then when they lose you vote for the leftmost person in the general, you never sit at home like a mopey child and you don't vote for some idiotic third party that is probably just scamming money out of morons.

This is so simple that even Republicans get it and yet apparently a ton of you stupid fucks don't.

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No, they're saying that they don't vote, or don't vote for Democrats, which is absolutely 100% wrong and a bad thing to do.

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If the current situation and the current state of the Republican party does not convince you of the validity of strategic voting for democrats no matter what until such time as the burgeoning fascist party is no longer on the cusp of being able to call a constitutional convention, then I think you really need to reexamine what you hope to achieve with your politics

Honestly. If you live in a swing state and vote for anyone but the Democratic opponent to trump, you are doing it wrong. If you are doing anything but voting straight ticket dem in national elections, you are doing it wrong. Save your third-party aspirations for local races where they actually matter and can do something besides punt elections to fascists


bonus: insane post from a week ago

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"What's that? The Republicans, who control a unified government, have done something horrendous? And a bunch of previously unseen posters have popped out of the woodwork in unusual numbers to post about how Democrats are bad and you shouldn't vote for them, an established tactic of the Russian intelligence agencies in order to create division and weakness inside the American left? The last 50 pages have been Dems Bad chat despite an hour long speech by Collins about how she doesn't believe Dr. Ford?"

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6768 on: October 12, 2018, 10:40:37 AM »
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That last post would almost make sense if he was talking about reddit, not a sealed off echo chamber.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6769 on: October 12, 2018, 01:41:08 PM »
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Meanwhile in non-faggot land, I'm paying $20 a week for coverage (that's about one hour of my labor)
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« Reply #6770 on: October 12, 2018, 08:11:34 PM »
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man I just cannot wrap my head around the idea that anyone in government, no matter how republican or "evil" they are, who has had kids can think that separating children from their parents is an OK thing to do. It's so extremely fucked up, these kids are completely innocent in all of this and it amounts to straight up torture for them. It's so horribly monstrous
They see the children as subhuman
simple. they don't. at "best" they view it as a "just punishment/greater good" level horrible but alot of it is just, they are subhumans.

maybe it's like you don't get a magical pass for breaking the law just because it's mean to kids? like can anyone think of anything an illegal immigrant did to end up in this position??? maybe like in spite of possible consequences it would have that would negatively impact their children????? eh fuck blumf

also i dont know how anyone can be so callous as to view others as subhumans, those god damn conservative subhumans

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Supporting bad candidates is bad strategy which frustrates the possibilities of good policy in the short term and outright kills it in the long run since eventually the irrational masses will inevetably start staying home because you stand for nothing and never delivered on your promises. Meanwhile sticking by your guns may result in a smaller party but overall you'll have more members willing to vote for good things and more willing to stand for what's right when the chips are down.

In short, I choose the longer path because it's the ONLY path.


They'll listen to me because my vote is neither impossible to win but neither is it unconditional. My standards are simple and easy to meet if you want my support so if the party leadership really needs my vote they will bend and produce candidates that support my favored policies and positions. Meanwhile they will literally never care if you live or die because your vote is guaranteed even if they run on re-legalizing slavery.
You're an evil piece of shit that supports putting children in cages, letting innocent people die, and putting rapists on the court. All to advance your personal ideology. Literally sitting here saying you'll support fascists because you want your ideology to win so much you'll sabotage attempts to prevent evil so that the only way to save lives is your way. You'd rather people die than be saved by people who aren't ideologically pure. And you dare claim this is a moral decision?

You're a fucking monster.

Like a 20+ page slap fight about whether or not the Democrats Deserve My Vote VS You're Pure Evil If You Don't Stack Team Blue. Here's the hottest take I found skimming!

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How was the 2016 election not proof to you people? It sure as fuck woke me up about this shit. We TRIED 'well gee we gotta be pragmatic and careful and not scare the possible republicans who may cross over' and the result was the dumbest man in America farted his way to the white house.

People aren't inspired by these people. For fuck's sake Obama wound up sucking but he inspired people at least! He made us think he gave a shit! Hillary couldn't do that, this moron saying 'I'd vote for the rapist yea what where are you going' can't do that. Why are we supposed to do the work for them and put blinders on when the alternative is just, at the bare minimum pretending to give a shit?

Fellas I get the feeling maybe the Blue Wave ain't so Blue.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6771 on: October 12, 2018, 08:47:53 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6772 on: October 12, 2018, 10:10:02 PM »
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man I just cannot wrap my head around the idea that anyone in government, no matter how republican or "evil" they are, who has had kids can think that separating children from their parents is an OK thing to do. It's so extremely fucked up, these kids are completely innocent in all of this and it amounts to straight up torture for them. It's so horribly monstrous
They see the children as subhuman
simple. they don't. at "best" they view it as a "just punishment/greater good" level horrible but alot of it is just, they are subhumans.
ITT people have never heard of Child Protective Services, who do just that all the freaking time.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6773 on: October 13, 2018, 01:06:16 AM »
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man I just cannot wrap my head around the idea that anyone in government, no matter how republican or "evil" they are, who has had kids can think that separating children from their parents is an OK thing to do. It's so extremely fucked up, these kids are completely innocent in all of this and it amounts to straight up torture for them. It's so horribly monstrous
They see the children as subhuman
simple. they don't. at "best" they view it as a "just punishment/greater good" level horrible but alot of it is just, they are subhumans.
ITT people have never heard of Child Protective Services, who do just that all the freaking time.
CPS only takes away the children of white people who should have known better  :unparsons:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6774 on: October 13, 2018, 11:11:00 AM »
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i don't think it involves dehumanization to not want people in your country. personally spics aren't even that low on my race tier-list. aborigines are really the only group of people on the planet who I'd draw a line on and say aren't human. Because they're more denisovan than modern human genetically, to the point where they're born with yellow eyes, they can't reproduce with most humans, they can't drink ethanol, but they can get drunk on methanol, etc. this has been common and accepted knowledge in the scientific community since it was proven in like 2007? when we discovered genetic remnants of neanderthal and denisovan interbreeding in human populations. but its edgy so for PC reasons they avoid articulating the implications of the abos' genetic makeup directly, because by all definitions they should not be considered human. to use a realistic example, i would be just as happy to see wealthy chinese kids thrown in cages and deported if they were displacing our population as hard as the spics are.
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