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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5550 on: September 13, 2018, 08:32:33 AM »
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I got a letter to my house from some law firm about a torrent and promptly threw it away. They wanted like $20,000 lol. Unless it's certified mail or handed to me by a cop it doesn't matter. An email is several steps below anything legitimate. That was several years ago and I never ever heard anything again.

To whom it may concern,

On or around approx. 4:23PM on Wednesday morning of September the 12th an egregious act of harassment was committed by the alt-right message board alias known as "asip."

You are hereby summoned to appear before the internet magistrate (docket #888) or else the plantiff (ASIP) will be required to pay restitution to the defendant $26,000 (twenty six thousand dollars) issued via check, money order or Pateron donation by September the 26th.

Should you neglect to appear and/or issue restitution of damage(s) a warrant for apprehension will be issued and executed by county constable.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2018, 08:35:22 AM by blasting_asshole »

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5552 on: September 17, 2018, 02:25:43 PM »
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Doggo, do us all a favor. Reach out to SmartkonIV and tell him his son is trying to sell fraudulent identification, on our message board.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5554 on: September 17, 2018, 03:40:19 PM »
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Don't do anything illegsl with your fake passports guys or he won't sell it to you

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5555 on: September 17, 2018, 04:53:58 PM »
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I'm in dire need of a baptism certificate, pls help!
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5556 on: September 17, 2018, 05:17:16 PM »
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Need a rabies certificate for my dog.  He's a little foamy right now and I want to take him to the dog park.

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All That Shit
By: You

ok my info is
----Name: Nigger McIntosh

----Email: flippitydippity@mail.com

----Street : 1488 Hitler Did Nothing Wrong St

----City: treblinka

----State : Bofa

----ZIP Code: 01488

----Phone: 630-296-7536

----Gender: All of it
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5558 on: September 18, 2018, 06:50:43 AM »
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Times MUST be hard when you don't even insultingly offer at least a shitty SA keychain or mug (that will never arrive) in exchange for a lot of fucking work.

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Because it's been a few years since I last used jQuery, I have thoroughly forgotten the little of which I originally knew, and was curious as to if anybody out there has experience with it and would be interesting in helping me finish up the mobile site. It's basically a data scrape that dumps it into a responsive design, much like the unofficial SA app, except obviously native to the forums (and will stop Google from penalizing us for not having a mobile responsive layout).

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5559 on: September 18, 2018, 11:25:17 AM »
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I want to point out that all SA Volunteer roles are currently full and lowtax cannot afford to take on any more free workers,

I'm not sure how that works out, but he's apparently calculated the cost of zero and dived it by zero and the number he got will only be a razor thin margin of zero.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5560 on: September 18, 2018, 03:33:56 PM »
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I want to point out that all SA Volunteer roles are currently full and lowtax cannot afford to take on any more free workers,

I'm not sure how that works out, but he's apparently calculated the cost of zero and dived it by zero and the number he got will only be a razor thin margin of zero.

divide it by zero, it will work
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5561 on: September 19, 2018, 05:26:10 PM »
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I was not aware there were any offensive user-submitted banned ads until I checked my PM box and had a message about it today, so I apologize for those lame attempts at shock value some moron paid to upload. If you see any other dumb ass attempts at edgelord banners, please let me know and I will remove them as well. I would've removed them sooner, but nobody had alerted me to the issue until recently, so there's really no conspiracy theory behind anything here, and I removed them within minutes of being informed of them.

PS: If there's ever an issue, especially one like this, I deal with it as soon as I possibly can. I've always done this in the two loving decades I've been running this site. So if you claim I'm cool with hate speech and I'm an alt-righter, you obviously have never paid attention to anything I've done or said over the last 20 years and I encourage you go to elsewhere, perhaps to a wonderful site named reddit, where your brain-damaged kind is more welcome there.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5562 on: September 19, 2018, 05:58:08 PM »
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Quote from: LowT
I was not aware there were any offensive user-submitted banned ads until I checked my PM box and had a message about it today, so I apologize for those lame attempts at shock value some moron paid to upload. If you see any other dumb ass attempts at edgelord banners, please let me know and I will remove them as well. I would've removed them sooner, but nobody had alerted me to the issue until recently, so there's really no conspiracy theory behind anything here, and I removed them within minutes of being informed of them.

PS: If there's ever an issue, especially one like this, I deal with it as soon as I possibly can. I've always done this in the two loving decades I've been running this site. So if you claim I'm cool with hate speech and I'm an alt-righter, you obviously have never paid attention to anything I've done or said over the last 20 years and I encourage you go to elsewhere, perhaps to a wonderful site named reddit, where your brain-damaged kind is more welcome there.

LMAO what a faggot

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5563 on: September 19, 2018, 06:47:15 PM »
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Y'all just mad he didn't plug ss instead of reddit, considering their brain-damaged kind is definitely more welcome here.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5564 on: September 19, 2018, 06:50:23 PM »
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Y'all just mad he didn't plug ss instead of reddit, considering their brain-damaged kind is definitely more welcome here.

He's talking to the SJWs who are calling him a nazi.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5565 on: September 19, 2018, 08:46:01 PM »
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What were the ads people reported?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5566 on: September 19, 2018, 09:08:43 PM »
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What were the ads people reported?

Goonfleet ads that had faggot in them.  :rolleyes:

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5567 on: September 19, 2018, 10:08:34 PM »
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Nobody checks the adds ever so submit one with the word nigger written on it when lowtax is in an ambien coma and watch people enrage for days.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5568 on: September 19, 2018, 10:54:52 PM »
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don't pay for my ads don't visit my website
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5569 on: September 19, 2018, 10:58:11 PM »
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im not giving that nigger lowtax a red cent or going to his faggot website but i'll make a bunch of sweet nigger jew and hatefact banners if anyone on here is willing to. just post the dimensions and filesize for me, i said i'm not going to his gay website. can i do gifs? a gif of a oral suction circumcision with some talmud quote frames would look nice on the sa forums.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5570 on: September 19, 2018, 11:32:42 PM »
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What were the ads people reported?

Goonfleet ads that had faggot in them.  :rolleyes:

lol holy fuck is Goonfleet still a thing? Or am I thinking of Goonswarm? Whatever that embarrassing group of faggots that keep making long ass cringy state of EVE Online speeches is

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5571 on: September 19, 2018, 11:39:12 PM »
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What were the ads people reported?

Goonfleet ads that had faggot in them.  :rolleyes:

lol holy fuck is Goonfleet still a thing? Or am I thinking of Goonswarm? Whatever that embarrassing group of faggots that keep making long ass cringy state of EVE Online speeches is

Its both plus your gay faggot dad

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5572 on: September 20, 2018, 12:58:34 AM »
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My gay faggot father also left the family and his home country  behind to go on a long, dangerous journey in search of work.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5573 on: September 20, 2018, 01:04:09 AM »
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Oh wait he went to Vietnam to kill gooks.

Not the central valley to pick fruits.


























(Im saying you are a beaner and your dad was a migrant worker)

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5574 on: September 20, 2018, 01:11:55 AM »
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Oh wait he went to Vietnam to kill gooks.

Not the central valley to pick fruits.

I imagine his agent orange exposure explains your birth defects.