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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8000 on: December 05, 2017, 12:29:16 PM »
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8001 on: December 05, 2017, 09:14:35 PM »
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Nah, that's a mortal sin. Handing over the mocha mistake for adoption might be a venal sin at worst.

Of course, we're assuming she's just single based on the overwhelming statistical likelihood. She could be a widow and her husband had an untimely death.






It's got to happen at least once in this reality, right? 







Oh.  :(

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8002 on: December 05, 2017, 11:07:05 PM »
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She'd be bragging about being a widow if that were the case.

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8003 on: December 06, 2017, 07:00:46 AM »
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Nah, that's a mortal sin. Handing over the mocha mistake for adoption might be a venal sin at worst.

Of course, we're assuming she's just single based on the overwhelming statistical likelihood. She could be a widow and her husband had an untimely death.






It's got to happen at least once in this reality, right? 







Oh.  :(

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8004 on: December 06, 2017, 07:32:49 AM »
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I think it should be legal to abort a mocha mistake up to the 100th trimester
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8005 on: December 06, 2017, 01:18:29 PM »
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I think it should be legal to abort a mocha mistake up to the 100th trimester

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8006 on: December 06, 2017, 10:05:58 PM »
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« Reply #8007 on: December 06, 2017, 10:20:46 PM »
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Ewww,bitch wax or shave that shit. It takes no time at all. Also lol she has danger hair to boot.

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« Reply #8008 on: December 06, 2017, 11:05:01 PM »
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I wish it was legal to set these bitches on fire

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8009 on: December 06, 2017, 11:25:42 PM »
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What the fuck. Maybe that's some obese hormone imbalance. Fuckin neckbeard.

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8010 on: December 06, 2017, 11:32:10 PM »
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i wish i could pinpoint the exact moment that we, as a culture, flipped from "retards shouldn't have to feel bad about themselves just for being retards, because they can't help it" to "i will embrace my genetic defects to such a gratuitous degree that my entire identity will be prominently built around showcasing them"

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8011 on: December 07, 2017, 12:28:14 AM »
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http://www.marieclaire.com/beauty/a13126797/hirsutism-women-with-facial-hair/

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8012 on: December 07, 2017, 12:51:25 AM »
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8013 on: December 07, 2017, 01:43:09 PM »
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i wish i could pinpoint the exact moment that we, as a culture, flipped from "retards shouldn't have to feel bad about themselves just for being retards, because they can't help it" to "i will embrace my genetic defects to such a gratuitous degree that my entire identity will be prominently built around showcasing them"

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The push started during the early 90s, picked up steam during the Bush years, and they made the biggest moves as soon as Obama secured his second term.

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8014 on: December 07, 2017, 04:24:44 PM »
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The nice thing about girls with mocha mistakes is that you know exactly what kind of person they are right off the bat. It's too bad there's no marking on a girl's face to see if she's ever coalburned before, that'd be great.  Maybe make it an app that'll give niggas free KFC coupons when they report one.

I'd really like to look into her inbox and see how many messages she gets.  Niggas know she's an easy lay and alpha whites know she's a coalburner.  She's either gonna end up with three more little niggas with different dads and a bunch of cats, or an invertebrate.

I always feel bad when I see grandmas out in public watching over a little half & half.  Imagine the shame of raising a kid, only to end up having one of those in your family.  What do you even do?
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8015 on: December 07, 2017, 04:43:32 PM »
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The nice thing about girls with mocha mistakes is that you know exactly what kind of person they are right off the bat. It's too bad there's no marking on a girl's face to see if she's ever coalburned before, that'd be great.  Maybe make it an app that'll give niggas free KFC coupons when they report one.

I'd really like to look into her inbox and see how many messages she gets.  Niggas know she's an easy lay and alpha whites know she's a coalburner.  She's either gonna end up with three more little niggas with different dads and a bunch of cats, or an invertebrate.

I always feel bad when I see grandmas out in public watching over a little half & half.  Imagine the shame of raising a kid, only to end up having one of those in your family.  What do you even do?
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8016 on: December 07, 2017, 05:58:38 PM »
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Post about how some imaginary White guy said something mean to you, and then you came back with a witty retort, and then EVERYONE CLAPPED on Reddit and watch the upvotes flowwwwww over you

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8017 on: December 07, 2017, 08:10:35 PM »
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Post about how some imaginary White guy said something mean to you, and then you came back with a witty retort, and then EVERYONE CLAPPED on Reddit and watch the upvotes flowwwwww over you

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8018 on: December 07, 2017, 08:45:18 PM »
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That's what the TwoXChromosomes subreddit is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/7i3qts/stood_up_to_a_catcaller_today_for_the_first_time/

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8019 on: December 07, 2017, 08:52:11 PM »
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She'd be better off finding a blind and disabled person, having burned coal and spawning ape-child

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8020 on: December 07, 2017, 08:53:08 PM »
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8021 on: December 08, 2017, 07:40:15 AM »
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https://melmagazine.com/have-you-encountered-the-cuckboi-bf5bab9651c9

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8022 on: December 08, 2017, 07:56:11 AM »
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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8023 on: December 08, 2017, 11:53:24 AM »
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https://melmagazine.com/have-you-encountered-the-cuckboi-bf5bab9651c9

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Re: The Feminism Thread
« Reply #8024 on: December 08, 2017, 10:03:38 PM »
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Ever heard of that movie "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?" Here's the sequel! How to Lose a Guy in 10 minutes:

https://everydayfeminism.com/2017/12/intersectional-feminist-first-date/