Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first thread of its kind here on SS. We've never had a Q&A before. But the man behind Doobie's Dogs is going to be here to answer questions and tell us a little bit about himself. He's been vilified, called a racist, characterized as an incompetent and a con artist, and never been given a chance to tell his side of the story. So we here at SS thought it would be nice if he got to say a few words without having to shout over the din of thousands of angry goons.
But he's not just here to talk about hot dogs. Anything, from politics to restaurants to Something Awful can and will be discussed.
I asked him via email to make a tweet to establish that he was, in fact, who he claimed to be. It can be seen below.
So sit back and relax, as the man prepares his opening remarks. Take the time to think about what you'd like to ask him.
Remember folks, this man is our guest.