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don't forget the bonus points for being eloquent and making sure to point out that "civilians" never got hurt.

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Oh god that thread is back on.  I hope Callietron has more crime life tales that totally aren't from movies or tv.  Maybe she went to Tampa to collect some money, but the guy's sister was an FBI agent and she went to prison.  Or maybe she had to kill her brother because of his betrayal but waited until after her mother's death. 

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Gotta get into the scriptwriting business somehow.

 :unparsons:"I tricked an entire forum into believing I was a gang member!"

 :bronson:"Welcome to HBO, sir."

Yup, those stories are faker than a stripper's tits. Dude's talking about how he's kept all this shit bottled up for over a decade and needs to just let it all out, then presents a series of blocks o' text short stories with tons of detail, correct grammar and spelling, while being careful not to include anything that would offend the average goon's socially enlightened sensibilities.
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This was posted on the page before, but I was only able to catch up on this thread now. I'd like to point out that not all lesbian relationships have two vaginas, and it really sucks as a queer trans woman to hear this sort of generalization all the time.

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Just realized Billy Oceans "get out of my dreams (and into my car)" is pretty blatantly about street harassment

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Sorry for bumping an old thread, but I think this thread deserves to be in Posting Valhalla. It's a good one and it's one of the earlier stiflings of aGoon from SS. It even got us some new members back then.

 Maybe merge these two other related short threads:  http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=348.msg6462#msg6462 and http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=344.msg6302#msg6302
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This was posted on the page before, but I was only able to catch up on this thread now. I'd like to point out that not all lesbian relationships have two vaginas, and it really sucks as a queer trans woman to hear this sort of generalization all the time.

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Just realized Billy Oceans "get out of my dreams (and into my car)" is pretty blatantly about street harassment

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somebody drop dox on callietron

i think we're past the point of handling things delicately
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.