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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2013, 01:06:32 AM »
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Why yes, that is perfectly plausible, and in no way is it an obvious fabrication.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2013, 02:23:57 AM »
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"This was one of my first forays into civilian life"  :allears:   azn goon gold

ASK me about the thug life, only without any concrete details, and I'll fill it in by going 'Yeah that happened' every time someone asks a question like 'did you guys wear sweet dragon silk shirts like in the movies?' Even in his fantasy, he's constantly wavering between 'I was only ever on the periphery' and 'I've seen horrendous crimes that haunt me to this day because I participated.' Like a true Asian honor student, he can't write a coherent narrative worth a shit.

Even after seven pages and the entrance of the quadruple-major Ivy League girl gangbangber, goons are still eating it up with a side dish of social justice 'WASP America is blind to this.' Suplise, suplise, it's the love of a fair white maiden that eventually brings our protagonist out of the street rife:

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I don't want to sound corny, but for me,the process of ignoring color started with a white girl I met. I was a gangster asian kid, she was an athlete kid, and we had to do some chemistry project together (assigned partners). We hit it off, and when nobody was looking, we'd spend a lot of time together, and that really cracked the door open into this alien world that I had previously been so hostile to. She asked me to Sadie Hawkins eventually, but the thought of going with a non-asian girl was unthinkable to me at the time. Regardless, though, we ended up going to college near each other the following year and briefly dated, we are still good friends to this day. That was the first time that my ethnocentric bubble popped and when I first realized that life is not really "Asians are good, everybody else bad". Seems so obvious in retrospect, but I was an insulated kid.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2013, 12:56:26 PM »
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Even in his fantasy, he's constantly wavering between 'I was only ever on the periphery' and 'I've seen horrendous crimes that haunt me to this day because I participated.' Like a true Asian honor student, he can't write a coherent narrative worth a shit.


This is so fucking true.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2013, 01:11:26 PM »
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Even in his fantasy, he's constantly wavering between 'I was only ever on the periphery' and 'I've seen horrendous crimes that haunt me to this day because I participated.' Like a true Asian honor student, he can't write a coherent narrative worth a shit.


This is so fucking true.

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What the fuck am I looking at?
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2013, 01:38:47 PM »
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Even in his fantasy, he's constantly wavering between 'I was only ever on the periphery' and 'I've seen horrendous crimes that haunt me to this day because I participated.' Like a true Asian honor student, he can't write a coherent narrative worth a shit.


This is so fucking true.

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What the fuck am I looking at?

Someone who assassinated someone with a poison filled syringe, apparently.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2013, 12:14:42 PM »
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Even in his fantasy, he's constantly wavering between 'I was only ever on the periphery' and 'I've seen horrendous crimes that haunt me to this day because I participated.' Like a true Asian honor student, he can't write a coherent narrative worth a shit.


This is so fucking true.

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What the fuck am I looking at?

Looks like a heavy white weeaboo.  Was that established, or is she part, or just shut up, bubba, you would know a hot asian chick if she was standing right in front of you.  I ought to strike you down with a blow from my katana.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2013, 10:46:14 PM »
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Callietron's story is the same as Lucy Liu's character in Kill Bill.  She's only half whatever ethnicity her gang is supposed to be, she was raped as a kid, and even though she's a 120 lb girl she's totally the baddest one there and running shit.  The only difference is Callie didn't get her brain cut in half and is now a brilliant scientist and gaia enthusiast.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2013, 04:38:31 AM »
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She asked me to Sadie Hawkins eventually, but the thought of going with a non-asian girl was unthinkable to me at the time. Regardless, though, we ended up going to college near each other the following year and briefly dated, we are still good friends to this day.

This is somehow the most shitthatdidnthappen.txt thing in a fucking seven-page thread about azn gangbangers

Ahaha, homie got friendzoned after she found out how small that asian dick is.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2013, 11:53:51 AM »
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Has anyone in the thread pointed out that she admitted to premeditated murder in a public forum?
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2013, 12:53:51 PM »
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That's my point. If it happened she would not be talking about it. I thought someone might point that out.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2013, 02:54:34 PM »
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Out of all the shitty threads on Something Awful about cisprivilege, white privilege, slut shaming, kink shaming, etc. , this one still stands out as worse than all the rest.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2013, 09:11:16 AM »
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Out of all the shitty threads on Something Awful about cisprivilege, white privilege, slut shaming, kink shaming, etc. , this one still stands out as worse than all the rest.

It really does.  I love how right off the bat Jaggyjagjag says that he's from a wealthy home in a nice neighborhood but somehow the goons still keep going on about him being an oppressed minority and if only society had been nicer to him he wouldn't have had to turn to a life of crime.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2013, 05:39:03 PM »
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Let's see how long her livejournal stays up, in which she whines about her mom a lot:
http://vengencefire.livejournal.com
haha here's a tl:dr of her made up gangsta years:
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1288468/1/Vigilante-1st-of-the-trilogy
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2013, 06:24:31 PM »
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she posted her full name and resume on the forums

I don't generally go for internet detectivery but she had like 20 posts - a bunch of bullshit about being a gangsta...and a request for employment.  That crazy vigilante story is way too fucking long and shitty to really read through, but in my 2 minute skimming it was about a girl gangsta whose brother dies and skips a few years in school and has a cop buddy which might be a parole officer, pretty much the same shit she posted in that thread.
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« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2013, 06:31:05 PM »
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she's totally the predator of the urban jungle world :tuss:

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2013, 06:51:10 PM »
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she posted her full name and resume on the forums

Do you have a link? Not wanting to stalk her or anything, but I want to see how un-gangta her resume actually is.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2013, 08:05:08 PM »
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2013, 08:46:18 PM »
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It's so funny when people talk about going to an "Ivy League school" as if they go to Harvard or something, but actually go to Cornell or Brown. They're good schools, but the Ivy League is a sports league. lol

So many Asian gangstas with Masters Degrees.


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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2013, 11:04:30 PM »
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It's so funny when people talk about going to an "Ivy League school" as if they go to Harvard or something, but actually go to Cornell or Brown. They're good schools, but the Ivy League is a sports league. lol

So many Asian gangstas with Masters Degrees.

tbh i'm not even sure how relevant the league of a school is for most undergrad majors nowadays. maybe for engineering and having resources/labs available, sure, but shit like calculus, chemistry, biology, you're going to learn the same thing whether you go to community college or harvard.

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2013, 02:52:01 AM »
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So somehow she murdered someone, got her degrees, raised herself on the mean streets of New York, and just last year became an American?

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2013, 04:04:48 AM »
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I don't know who's more pathetic, Calliechon or the Goons who actually believe her stories and defend her in that thread.
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« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2013, 01:49:49 PM »
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I don't know who's more pathetic, Calliechon or the Goons who actually believe her stories and defend her in that thread.

The defenders.
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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2013, 02:57:51 PM »
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Me am confuse.  She was such a miscreant with ghetto street tawk, and now she be jus' so damn not ignant.  How dat be? :myecred:

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Re: A/T > Ask me about being an Asian Gang Member (shitthatneverhappened.txt)
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2013, 04:08:24 PM »
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I wonder if she knows that we know and is just messing with us now with the whole dog crate story.  She also appears to have weight issues since she mentions being tiny in every post, although 5'4 is actually average.  In any case i cant believe people are falling for this and that's the funniest part.