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Goon social justice bingo
« on: March 01, 2013, 06:13:58 PM »
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Rules:

Pick a goon.
They must have posted for 3 months at least.
They must have posted within the last 3 months.
Search through their post history or what you know about them. Get 5 down, or 5 across, or 5 diagonal and you win.

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 06:18:02 PM »
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Example: Eggplant Wizard


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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 11:00:19 PM »
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LOL @ pretends to be gay

Three Olives has a head start
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 11:03:02 PM »
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Could use a space for "Rape Culture," "Communist," and "Terrorist Apologist"

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 11:45:57 PM »
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Hell, there's probably enough disfunction to make another card without repeating anything

Do it

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 12:06:17 AM »
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pants shitter, goonsquad/goonfleet, never moved out of parents' house, >4 years of college with no degree, "ephebophile", uses okcupid, permabanned multiple times, on government assistance, experienced an overdose, has ordered grey market drugs on the internet, has ever been toxx banned
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 11:23:02 AM »
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brony, zombie prepper, vidya games is art, secular jew

nah son this shit easy
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 11:45:39 AM »
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How about a five by five grid of "I've never interacted with a (minority) but how dare you criticize them!"

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 12:43:55 PM »
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Gender studies major

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2013, 02:46:01 PM »
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References his mother's opposing view when talking about politics.
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2013, 03:32:37 PM »
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Ok I count about 23

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2013, 05:31:53 PM »
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My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

Spanish Manlove is Luis Franco-Waite

The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2013, 05:46:19 PM »
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polyamorous and/or cuckold
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2013, 09:45:54 PM »
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Uses "check your privilege"

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2013, 10:02:24 PM »
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Fuck it here you go


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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2013, 12:51:27 AM »
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About half those are free spaces  :allears:
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2013, 01:10:23 AM »
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Pick a goon, any goon and see how many rows or diagonal lines you can make

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2013, 01:11:29 AM »
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I'm just going to list my choice, and see if anyone here can beat him.

Fire
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There have been 14465 posts made by Fire, an average of 3.77 posts per day, since registering on Aug 26, 2002. Fire claims to be a male.

tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, left wing freak show

Thank you and I'll collect my winnings in bitcoins.
My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

Spanish Manlove is Luis Franco-Waite

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2013, 02:10:55 AM »
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bitcoins aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2013, 10:52:07 AM »
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Yeah Fire is so bad, he was made FYAD friend for awhile, back when they were doing that. Before EPG said they couldn't have Grover and Chobes cycled from manic to depressed and quit doing it.

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2013, 05:23:45 PM »
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Whatever happened to duck master or duck monster or whatever the hell his name is?

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2013, 08:21:20 PM »
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Duck Monster was the ultimate emulsification of a bullshit social Justice activist.

He was on disability for some bullshit back injury he didn't really have, which gave him the free time to internet-warrior 18 hours a day.

He had some crazy-ass website www.fightdemback.com which I note is no longer there, and there was not a single leftist cause he wasn't a screaming queen for.
He'd invented some bullshit story about how 'neo-nazis' broke into 'his office' and trashed it while he was campaigning for muslim migrants or some shit.
There's more but I've forgotten.

He seems to have disappeared now. My hope is he killed himself, he was truly a piece of shit.

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2013, 08:23:41 PM »
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duckmonster stole some guy's wallet to pay for something and seriously thought the guy had no reason to be upset about it because he replaced the money and returned the wallet
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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2013, 08:27:53 PM »
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duckmonster stole some guy's wallet to pay for something and seriously thought the guy had no reason to be upset about it because he replaced the money and returned the wallet

Haha I remember that story. The guy punched him in the face :nixon:

Apparently he made some nationalist guys angry enough for them to blog about him for a while.
http://donaldoorstwesternaustralia.blogspot.com.au/

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Re: Goon social justice bingo
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2013, 10:07:39 PM »
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Duck Monster was the ultimate emulsification of a bullshit social Justice activist.

He seems to have disappeared now. My hope is he killed himself, he was truly a piece of shit.

This rings so true. Goons are usually sad sack weepy betas with all sorts of mental problems... It's fun to laugh at their dysfunction and shake your head in disbelief at just how screwed up they are.

DM however, was truly a piece of shit. Zero redeeming qualities... Not even that of being able to laugh at a such a train-wreck. He believed his own hype.