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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17150 on: December 17, 2017, 01:46:42 AM »
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yep just a classical powerlifting lady ready to get my gut sucked out with a vacuum hose  :tuss:  :tuss: nigga got the skeletal frame of a 18 wheeler.

by classic powerlifter did he mean dave palumbo wiTH even more mass in a ladydress and size 28 sketchers? because holy lol LMO is a scary sight
« Last Edit: December 17, 2017, 01:48:51 AM by broke brain tranny »

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« Reply #17151 on: December 17, 2017, 02:57:13 AM »
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I know you guys all remember goon island.  Stand by for the troon edition.  A couple of troons just bought 15 acres in the Mojave Desert and they're planning to make it into a troon prepper commune (called Sisterwood).  Fire is part of the FB group involved in this.

The land has no services, so they'll have to establish their own water supply and sewerage and generate their own power.  They're planning on putting a 2000 square foot Quonset hut on there to start off and to put up some greenhouses.

Extensive screenshots of the (closed) FB group discussion about their plans are in this post.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson-nina-niraj-chaubal.23222/page-499#post-2856214

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17152 on: December 17, 2017, 03:11:21 AM »
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I know you guys all remember goon island.  Stand by for the troon edition.  A couple of troons just bought 15 acres in the Mojave Desert and they're planning to make it into a troon prepper commune (called Sisterwood).  Fire is part of the FB group involved in this.

The land has no services, so they'll have to establish their own water supply and sewerage and generate their own power.  They're planning on putting a 2000 square foot Quonset hut on there to start off and to put up some greenhouses.

Extensive screenshots of the (closed) FB group discussion about their plans are in this post.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson-nina-niraj-chaubal.23222/page-499#post-2856214

favorite thread at the moment

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17153 on: December 17, 2017, 03:39:56 AM »
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troon poop disaster calling it now

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17154 on: December 17, 2017, 03:59:12 AM »
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favorite thread at the moment

I hope it produces as much comedy as goon island.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17155 on: December 17, 2017, 09:01:19 AM »
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Why do so many goons think it's trivial to establish utilities? Too much vidya? Never see people pooping in tv and film? Dumb fucks.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17156 on: December 17, 2017, 12:02:26 PM »
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The Mojave Desert receives less than 13 in (330 mm) of rain a year and is generally between 2,000 and 5,000 feet (610 and 1,520 m) in elevation. The Mojave Desert also contains the Mojave National Preserve; as well as the lowest and hottest place in North America: Death Valley at 282 ft (86 m) below sea level; where the temperature often surpasses 120 F (49 C) from late June to early August. Zion National Park in Utah lies at the junction of the Mojave, the Great Basin Desert, and the Colorado Plateau. Despite its aridity, the Mojave (and particularly the Antelope Valley in its southwest) has long been a center of alfalfa production; fed by irrigation coming from groundwater and (in the 20th century) from the California Aqueduct.

The Mojave is a desert of temperature extremes and two distinct seasons. Winter months bring comfortable daytime temperatures, which occasionally drop to around 25 F (−4 C) on valley floors, and below 0 F (−18 C) at the highest elevations. Storms moving from the Pacific Northwest can bring rain and in some places even snow. More often, the rain shadow created by the Sierra Nevada as well as mountain ranges within the desert such as the Spring Mountains, bring only clouds and wind. In longer periods between storm systems, winter temperatures in valleys can approach 80 F (27 C).

Troons already are known to stink in temperate climates with readily available water.  Imagine a gaggle of troons roasting out in 130 degree heat without easy access to water :stonk:

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17157 on: December 17, 2017, 12:03:53 PM »
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Troons in the Mojave really make you wish for a nuclear winter.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17158 on: December 17, 2017, 12:18:33 PM »
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New username: Troons in the Mojave

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17159 on: December 17, 2017, 12:19:53 PM »
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I know you guys all remember goon island.  Stand by for the troon edition.  A couple of troons just bought 15 acres in the Mojave Desert and they're planning to make it into a troon prepper commune (called Sisterwood).  Fire is part of the FB group involved in this.

The land has no services, so they'll have to establish their own water supply and sewerage and generate their own power.  They're planning on putting a 2000 square foot Quonset hut on there to start off and to put up some greenhouses.

Extensive screenshots of the (closed) FB group discussion about their plans are in this post.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson-nina-niraj-chaubal.23222/page-499#post-2856214

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17160 on: December 17, 2017, 01:21:48 PM »
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I know you guys all remember goon island.  Stand by for the troon edition.  A couple of troons just bought 15 acres in the Mojave Desert and they're planning to make it into a troon prepper commune (called Sisterwood).  Fire is part of the FB group involved in this.

The land has no services, so they'll have to establish their own water supply and sewerage and generate their own power.  They're planning on putting a 2000 square foot Quonset hut on there to start off and to put up some greenhouses.

Extensive screenshots of the (closed) FB group discussion about their plans are in this post.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson-nina-niraj-chaubal.23222/page-499#post-2856214
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JFC THEY ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID

HEY LETS START A COMMUNE RIGHT NEXT TO DEATH VALLEY

THEY CAN'T EVEN BUY THE LAND ($5800) IN ONE SHOT.  AND THE VERY NEXT SENTENCES ARE "welp, now we have a great place for solar power ($$$$), and just need to build a house (except all we can afford is this 2000 sq foot warehouse), green houses, and be environmentally conscious of the Mojave Desert Tortoise".  And their skills required don't start with "construction, carpentry, bricklaying, utilities, farming (in a desert  :rolleyes:)", but with "teaching math and history, metal fabricators (I'm thinking jewelry, not buildings), aliens (beep boop not burrito)", and, of course, BITCOIN.

I hold out high hopes for comedy except I don't think it'll last long.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17161 on: December 17, 2017, 01:37:30 PM »
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Ricky Jones is going to tap out when he realizes that the Troon Israel is hours away from the nearest Chipotle.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17162 on: December 17, 2017, 01:44:10 PM »
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Why do so many goons think it's trivial to establish utilities? Too much vidya? Never see people pooping in tv and film? Dumb fucks.

If you have only lived in the suburbs or in apartments, everything is prebuilt. You wouldn't have any conception of just how big a task it is to get basic utilities installed in a new location. Given how obsessed with vidya and sheltered most goons are, it's likely they haven't even had to dig a trench in their lives.

Homesteading would knock the goon right out of them, if it had happened earlier in their lives.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17163 on: December 17, 2017, 01:58:23 PM »
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metal fabricators (I'm thinking jewelry, not buildings)

Iirc Greta learned metal fabrication while in the military years ago, so possibly useful.  Im sure Waltzing Matilda could correct or add

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17164 on: December 17, 2017, 04:10:03 PM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17165 on: December 17, 2017, 04:13:20 PM »
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I'm just imagining lining up troon stats like a fallout game to see who has the necessary skill trees for survival. they are already mutants

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17166 on: December 17, 2017, 04:16:58 PM »
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You know, this might be the perfect time to set up a real 501(c)3 charity and get some deep pocket donors on board.

"We have found a place, a place where these poor transgenders can be free. For a small donation, we'll help them relocate to their new promised land.**"




**One-way ticket only. The compound is ringed with barb wire fences, attack dogs and laser sentries to keep them *inside*. 

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17167 on: December 17, 2017, 04:22:06 PM »
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Suggested name for the new utopia: The (G)Land.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17168 on: December 17, 2017, 04:39:09 PM »
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You know, this might be the perfect time to set up a real 501(c)3 charity and get some deep pocket donors on board.

"We have found a place, a place where these poor transgenders can be free. For a small donation, we'll help them relocate to their new promised land.**"




**One-way ticket only. The compound is ringed with barb wire fences, attack dogs and laser sentries to keep them *inside*.

They've already set up a non-profit to grow weed on the land.

And yeah, Greta knows how to fabricate stuff.  She built the caravan they used to have and was looking at producing them to sell at one point.  That doesn't qualify her to grade roads, sink wells, design a water and sewerage system, etc, etc, though.

Also, I don't think the "data centre in the desert" plan is getting enough ridicule.

Exactly the same thing is happening as happened with goon island.  People are talking about adding totally non-essential things to the plan when the details of how the basics are going to happen aren't even sorted out.

Oh, and in case it's not obvious from the screencaps, troon Waco (where they're literally planning to do weapons training) is next door to land owned and used by the DoD.  The military has to use the road which divides the troon compound to get to its own facilities.

A couple of people with actual skills have offered to help them out, but only for a few days.  The major pool of labour they'll be depending on are people like Fire who are going to die of heat stroke if they try to do 40 hours of hard physical work a week in a desert summer.

And did I mention that they're planning to have everything ready to start sowing crops in spring, even though all they actually have at the moment is a couple of tents and a domestic generator?  They're planning to erect the Quonset hut, grade the land, establish a water source, install a septic tank, and put up the greenhouses all in January and February.  lol
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17169 on: December 17, 2017, 04:58:44 PM »
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Hey laaaaaaddiiiiiiieeeess lets put equipment that requires extensive cooling in Death Fucking Valley


Weve finally hit Peak Trooning

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17170 on: December 17, 2017, 05:06:00 PM »
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Hey laaaaaaddiiiiiiieeeess lets put equipment that requires extensive cooling in Death Fucking Valley


Weve finally hit Peak Trooning

This is the best fucking timeline.  I want to know what excuse the armchair socialists like Fire are going to use for not actually moving out there.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17171 on: December 17, 2017, 05:30:19 PM »
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Hey laaaaaaddiiiiiiieeeess lets put equipment that requires extensive cooling in Death Fucking Valley


Weve finally hit Peak Trooning

This is the best fucking timeline.  I want to know what excuse the armchair socialists like Fire are going to use for not actually moving out there.

Not enough monies in the patreon or else Id totally be in. Look I packed my bags and everything

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17172 on: December 17, 2017, 05:41:47 PM »
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Hey laaaaaaddiiiiiiieeeess lets put equipment that requires extensive cooling in Death Fucking Valley


Weve finally hit Peak Trooning

This is the best fucking timeline.  I want to know what excuse the armchair socialists like Fire are going to use for not actually moving out there.

Not enough monies in the patreon or else Id totally be in. Look I packed my bags and everything

They're offering people transport to the site.

fwiw, you could actually put a data centre in the desert if you had enough money to put it underground.  Coober Pedy is one of the hottest places in Australia and the underground buildings there stay at a steady 22C year round.  You're digging into sandstone there, though - I have no idea what's under the topsoil where troon ridge is being located.
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« Reply #17173 on: December 17, 2017, 05:44:17 PM »
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Oooh, classic. They drive you a hundred miles into the desert and double dare you to walk back instead of accepting that you're slave labor.

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« Reply #17174 on: December 17, 2017, 06:56:57 PM »
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Where is this exactly? Is it out by Edwards AFB or is it Ft Irwin? Holy shit this is the BEST. I'll chip in for Ricky's bus ticket.