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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2014, 07:50:11 AM »
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They shit in the streets because using public toilets, where available, means they might get raped in them.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2014, 12:04:14 PM »
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This is a Chinese person's pictorial guide to India: http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

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From the comments:

"Actually, this is exactly how America does it, using violence to beat the Indians [Native Americans] to death, pushing the Asian, African, and poor out into the country, running the poor white people into the surrounding outskirts of the cities. America’s police are even more terrible than China’s chengguan. If you’re within two meters of a police officer, you have to raise your hands, otherwise American police have the right to shoot you dead."



Holy shit, I fucking love this comment.  :allears:

It's amazing how people view life in the USA when all they have experienced of it is movies and news.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2014, 12:32:20 PM »
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This is a Chinese person's pictorial guide to India: http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

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From the comments:

"Actually, this is exactly how America does it, using violence to beat the Indians [Native Americans] to death, pushing the Asian, African, and poor out into the country, running the poor white people into the surrounding outskirts of the cities. America’s police are even more terrible than China’s chengguan. If you’re within two meters of a police officer, you have to raise your hands, otherwise American police have the right to shoot you dead."



Holy shit, I fucking love this comment.  :allears:

It's amazing how people view life in the USA when all they have experienced of it is movies and news.

And I love this comment because it applies equally well to people who live on the other side of the world and to goons who live in America but never leave their house or dorm room.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2014, 12:06:32 AM »
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They shit in the streets because using public toilets, where available, means they might get raped in them.

pooping on your rapist as they rape you like a squid shooting ink unfortunately does not deter indian rapists though

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2014, 12:18:06 AM »
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I blame Hinduism and its caste system for fucking over some people.



Also lol:
http://hinduism.about.com/od/lordshiva/p/shivastories.htm

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Why Shiva is Worshipped in His Phallic Form:

According to another legend, once Brahma and Vishnu, two other deities of the holy Trinity, had an argument as to their supremacy. Brahma being the Creator declared himself to be more revered, while Vishnu, the Preserver, pronounced that he commanded more respect.

Just then a colossal 'lingam', known as Jyotirlinga, blanketed in flames, appeared before them. Both Brahma and Vishnu were awestruck by its rapidly increasing size. They forgot their quarrel and decided to determine its size. Vishnu assuming the form of a boar went to the netherworld and Brahma as a swan flew to the skies. But both of them failed to accomplish the self-assumed tasks. Then, Shiva appeared out of the 'lingam' and stated that he was the progenitor of them both and that henceforth he should be worshiped in his phallic form, the 'lingam', and not in his anthropomorphic form.

They worship Shiva's penis  :stare:

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2014, 12:23:22 AM »
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so hindu mythology is some gods comparing their dick size and worshiping the biggest dick they can find

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2014, 03:32:57 AM »
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They shit in the streets because using public toilets, where available, means they might get raped in them.

pooping on your rapist as they rape you like a squid shooting ink unfortunately does not deter indian rapists though
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2014, 04:00:13 PM »
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a bunch of goons tried to counter this by saying they can't afford to build flushing toilets etc.

THAT ISNT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. Even digging a latrine, a fucking hole in the ground, would be leaps and bounds better than just shitting in the street.
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Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2014, 04:10:38 PM »
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India got a new prime minister who was chosen by hundreds of millions to keep up India's economy. Also he hates Muslims.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/16/us-india-election-idUSBREA4E0XG20140516

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2014, 04:16:09 PM »
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a bunch of goons tried to counter this by saying they can't afford to build flushing toilets etc.

THAT ISNT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. Even digging a latrine, a fucking hole in the ground, would be leaps and bounds better than just shitting in the street.

Of course they can't afford water treatment plants or even basic plumbing.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2014, 04:31:04 PM »
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a bunch of goons tried to counter this by saying they can't afford to build flushing toilets etc.

THAT ISNT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. Even digging a latrine, a fucking hole in the ground, would be leaps and bounds better than just shitting in the street.

You know who else had nothing... American pioneers that settled the west.  I don't remember stories of goldrush towns filled with shit*

*horseshit, but not piles of human shit.
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #61 on: May 16, 2014, 04:56:57 PM »
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a bunch of goons tried to counter this by saying they can't afford to build flushing toilets etc.

THAT ISNT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. Even digging a latrine, a fucking hole in the ground, would be leaps and bounds better than just shitting in the street.

You know who else had nothing... American pioneers that settled the west.  I don't remember stories of goldrush towns filled with shit*

*horseshit, but not piles of human shit.
Not to be weird, but horseshit smells NOwhere nearly as offensive as human shit. Carnivore shit smells like rotten meat, because that's what it's full of. Herbivores just aren't that offensive. So an old west town with some cowpies in the street wasn't going to bother anyone.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2014, 05:10:39 PM »
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a bunch of goons tried to counter this by saying they can't afford to build flushing toilets etc.

THAT ISNT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. Even digging a latrine, a fucking hole in the ground, would be leaps and bounds better than just shitting in the street.

You know who else had nothing... American pioneers that settled the west.  I don't remember stories of goldrush towns filled with shit*

*horseshit, but not piles of human shit.
Not to be weird, but horseshit smells NOwhere nearly as offensive as human shit. Carnivore shit smells like rotten meat, because that's what it's full of. Herbivores just aren't that offensive. So an old west town with some cowpies in the street wasn't going to bother anyone.

They had the good sense to know back in the 1800s that sanitation was a priority.  These fuckers in India have access to 21st century tech and can't dig a proper shithole.
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2014, 07:42:14 PM »
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Yea, and they did keep clean. I guess I left out half my thought. As stinky as human shit is, Reset Buttons still leave it in the streets.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2014, 07:53:56 PM »
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Fuck, the lost Indus Valley civilization had plumbing. Then they went away and the entire continent apparently never recovered.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2014, 10:20:34 PM »
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Fuck, the lost Indus Valley civilization had plumbing. Then they went away and the entire continent apparently never recovered.

I'm happy to blame successive waves of Muslim invasions.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2014, 10:36:37 PM »
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Fuck, the lost Indus Valley civilization had plumbing. Then they went away and the entire continent apparently never recovered.

I'm happy to blame successive waves of Muslim invasions.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2014, 11:03:24 PM »
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My best friend from grade school dates an Indian and it's a disaster. He also self flagellates and tried to get her to hit him with a belt once when he felt like he had made a mistake. He does love Hitler though, if that counts for anything.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2014, 11:31:07 PM »
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My best friend from grade school dates an Indian and it's a disaster. He also self flagellates and tried to get her to hit him with a belt once when he felt like he had made a mistake. He does love Hitler though, if that counts for anything.

He really needs to refresh his understanding of Aryan master race.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2014, 12:11:38 AM »
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My best friend from grade school dates an Indian and it's a disaster. He also self flagellates and tried to get her to hit him with a belt once when he felt like he had made a mistake. He does love Hitler though, if that counts for anything.
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2014, 04:47:15 AM »
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My best friend from grade school dates an Indian and it's a disaster. He also self flagellates and tried to get her to hit him with a belt once when he felt like he had made a mistake. He does love Hitler though, if that counts for anything.

He really needs to refresh his understanding of Aryan master race.

Philology is a hell of a drug.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2014, 05:00:18 AM »
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My best friend from grade school dates an Indian and it's a disaster. He also self flagellates and tried to get her to hit him with a belt once when he felt like he had made a mistake. He does love Hitler though, if that counts for anything.

Looks like you have spotted a Savitri Devi fan or Aryanist in the wild. A rare creature.

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2014, 09:37:31 PM »
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when i was a kid my family kept some rabbits and they'd always poop in one corner of their cage

what im trying to say is that even indians cant seem to manage pooping in some fixed locations so the entire nation doesnt smell like shit

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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #73 on: May 19, 2014, 10:17:29 PM »
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the stray dogs that invaded the commonwealth games housing had better hygiene standards than the average indian
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Re: Let's laugh at India.
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2014, 02:08:37 AM »
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Due to taking shits where ever the fuck they want a lot of the rivers are a combination of sewage water and decomposing corpses where they get drinking water from.

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