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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2014, 08:53:21 PM »
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Gay southern voice made me think of this right away:
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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2014, 12:50:11 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

This is how parents should handle a child making the choice to live as a faggot.

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Couldn't disagree more. "God makes everyone straight" is fucking stupid.

I'm not religious at all and am cool with the gays and wouldn't care if my kids were gay, so we might have different outlooks, but

Everyone involved in this video is fucking stupid, and not because some kid is coming out to his parents.

The parents are idiots because

1) They're bigoted hillbillies who think that everyone is born straight because that's how God makes us, git' er dun!

The kid is dumb because

1) "I took a biology class and learned that you're gay within 6 weeks of birth" is fucking stupid.

2) He sounds like the typical newbie limpwrist homo who talks in a super affected lispy tone and says fabulous a lot because he thinks being gay is all about acting like a swishy faggot with no personality outside of his homo identity

But the most damning thing about this video is

3) It exists and is on the internet

If this kid wasn't a drama whoring faggot, he'd man up, come out to his parents, move out of their house and tell them to fuck off unless they accept him.

Talking to your parents openly about ANYTHING that's "we have different values and I'm not like you" is a difficult, important and healthy step in becoming an adult.

Putting that private, personal conversation on the internet to collect oppression points from strangers by hurting the people who you're still dependent on, is fucking shameful. That kid is a pathetic little shit.
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« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2014, 01:09:44 PM »
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BTW that kid is such a swishy, lispy, affected faggot that he sounds exactly like Seth Galifiniakis, who is also a made up, contrived character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlI-WuVHeQ&t=7m7s


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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2014, 05:58:32 PM »
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Couldn't disagree more. "God makes everyone straight" is fucking stupid.

Please remove this so I can upvote your post.
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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2014, 06:13:30 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

This is how parents should handle a child making the choice to live as a faggot.

 :reagan:

If you - as a father yourself - can't honestly wrap your head around why a child might feel the need to inform their parents of something as fundamental as their sexual identity you're trying way too hard with this edgy dadposter bullshit


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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2014, 06:56:07 PM »
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Couldn't disagree more. "God makes everyone straight" is fucking stupid.

Please remove this so I can upvote your post.

My thinking is that it's nature, or nurture, or both.

I think a lot of people are born gay, but a lot also end up that way due to upbringing / trauma / rebellion / etc.

Some kids you can look at when they're five and tell they're gay.

Either way, if you think there's a majestic, all-powerful being who created the universe from quark to billions of galaxies, populated it with infinitely varied and complicated life forms, and also he cares if a guy puts his p-due in another dude's butt, you're fucking stupid.

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« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2014, 07:06:29 PM »
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What normal father wouldn't be more proud of his son bringing home some pussy instead of another cock. I'd disown that flamboyant talking faggot in that video too except without using that religious rhetoric.

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« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2014, 07:18:56 PM »
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don't worry, your son won't be a swishy twink, he'll be a chisled powerbottom

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« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2014, 08:12:13 PM »
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Some kids you can look at when they're five and tell they're gay.

Sounds like you do that a lot :aatrek:
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« Reply #60 on: August 30, 2014, 01:55:50 AM »
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3) It exists and is on the internet

If this kid wasn't a drama whoring faggot, he'd man up, come out to his parents, move out of their house and tell them to fuck off unless they accept him.

Talking to your parents openly about ANYTHING that's "we have different values and I'm not like you" is a difficult, important and healthy step in becoming an adult.

Putting that private, personal conversation on the internet to collect oppression points from strangers by hurting the people who you're still dependent on, is fucking shameful. That kid is a pathetic little shit.

Yeah, publicly airing the family's dirty laundry reveals a lot about a person's character.  The thing is throwing your kid out on his ass and disowning him isn't particularly admirable either, even if he is a useless drama queen.  The whole family is worthless trash it seems.

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« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2014, 06:47:35 PM »
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I'm not religious at all and am cool with the gays and wouldn't care if my kids were gay, so we might have different outlooks, but

If you - as a father yourself - can't honestly wrap your head around why a child might feel the need to inform their parents of something as fundamental as their sexual identity you're trying way too hard with this edgy dadposter bullshit

Oh look, here comes the SJW Brigade - SS Chapter.


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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #62 on: August 30, 2014, 08:13:24 PM »
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But the most damning thing about this video is

3) It exists and is on the internet

If this kid wasn't a drama whoring faggot, he'd man up, come out to his parents, move out of their house and tell them to fuck off unless they accept him.

Talking to your parents openly about ANYTHING that's "we have different values and I'm not like you" is a difficult, important and healthy step in becoming an adult.

Putting that private, personal conversation on the internet to collect oppression points from strangers by hurting the people who you're still dependent on, is fucking shameful. That kid is a pathetic little shit.

Exactly correct.  This kid was looking for a confrontation.  He was angry with his parents for being hillbillies and this whole thing was a massive FUCK YOU DAD that he had planned for a long time. 

Just like how if the dad is an abusive racist alcoholic redneck,  his teenage daughter is for sure going to bring home a black guy.  "Surprise dad!  Tyroniferous and I are engaged!!!"  :goonette:
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« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2014, 03:39:58 AM »
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"Born this way" has become such an EPIC MEME that they don't even think twice about it, they use it as THE ultimate bigot-owning catchphrase.

If you could somehow alter a guy's brain to get him to stop liking dick/alter a woman's brain so she'd stop liking pussy, would everyone with a same-sex partner break up with said partner, get the de-fagging therapy and say 'welp, it's over, time to move on'? Of course not. So they should just focus on 'who gives a fuck what we do' instead.

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« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2014, 04:19:35 AM »
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I'm not religious at all and am cool with the gays and wouldn't care if my kids were gay, so we might have different outlooks, but

If you - as a father yourself - can't honestly wrap your head around why a child might feel the need to inform their parents of something as fundamental as their sexual identity you're trying way too hard with this edgy dadposter bullshit

Oh look, here comes the SJW Brigade - SS Chapter.

Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

I'm not an SJW. In fact I started the original "let's make fun of troons" thread and dumped something like a 50,000 words into it.

I don't have any beef with gays, in principle. I do think a lot of them, especially newly-out ones, are pathetic losers with no personal identity outside of their pre-fab sexuality label, which is a huge problem, but as far as I'm concerned there's nothing wrong with being gay in and of itself.

see also: black v. nigger

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« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2014, 09:40:17 AM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.


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« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2014, 10:33:25 AM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2014, 11:20:03 AM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. honor student

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

:lolno:

Yeah, I'm with dog on this one. You will occasionally come across a boy as young as 8 or so who is just fuh-laaaaming and has loads of gay mannerisms and vocal inflections even in the reddest areas where its clear the kid wasn't picking them up from the environment, and doesn't even really know it himself.
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« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2014, 11:45:31 AM »
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'born this way' = sjw
'sexuality is fluid' = sjw

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« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2014, 11:51:17 AM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

:lolno:

Yeah, I'm with dog on this one. You will occasionally come across a boy as young as 8 or so who is just fuh-laaaaming and has loads of gay mannerisms and vocal inflections even in the reddest areas where its clear the kid wasn't picking them up from the environment, and doesn't even really know it himself.

Yes and that means he has absolutely no free will and is required by law to put his penis in another man's butt.

Just like how black people can decide what color skin to put on in the morning, but they choose black.

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« Reply #70 on: September 01, 2014, 12:04:35 PM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

:lolno:

Yeah, I'm with dog on this one. You will occasionally come across a boy as young as 8 or so who is just fuh-laaaaming and has loads of gay mannerisms and vocal inflections even in the reddest areas where its clear the kid wasn't picking them up from the environment, and doesn't even really know it himself.

Yes and that means he has absolutely no free will and is required by law to put his penis in another man's butt.

Just like how black people can decide what color skin to put on in the morning, but they choose black.

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You can't choose what you're attracted to, but you can choose whether to be a raging fabulous packer of fudge or just a guy who likes guys. Most gays I've met are pretty chill tbh.

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« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2014, 12:14:42 PM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

:lolno:

Yeah, I'm with dog on this one. You will occasionally come across a boy as young as 8 or so who is just fuh-laaaaming and has loads of gay mannerisms and vocal inflections even in the reddest areas where its clear the kid wasn't picking them up from the environment, and doesn't even really know it himself.

Yes and that means he has absolutely no free will and is required by law to put his penis in another man's butt.

Just like how black people can decide what color skin to put on in the morning, but they choose black.

 :facepalm:

So you're choosing to be a tremendous faggot?

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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2014, 01:09:40 PM »
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Thinking it's OK to be a homo != being an SJW.

see also: black v. nigger

If you think homo is an unchangeable genetic trait you are born with like the color of your skin, you are a SJW.

lolllll lord give me strength you really are a braindead faggot

you cannot choose what you are attracted to. no one makes a conscious decision during puberty to be attracted to tits and ass/cock (in your case). sexuality is malleable to an extent at an early age when sexual imprinting is in effect (which is when fetishes begin to take shape), but your argument is that sexuality is an arbitrary coin flip that we can control the outcome of.

arguing that everyone's a potential homo until they make their choice is top lel and more in line with what you'd characterize as an "sjw argument".


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« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2014, 01:47:52 PM »
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you cannot choose what you are attracted to.

I am attracted to Jennifer Lawrence, yet somehow I have never tossed everything to the wind to stick my dick in her. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!

You SJW idiots are confusing attraction with the physical act of putting your dick in another man. If I am attracted to it, I must modify my entire lifestyle to feed these attractions. Yep, total non-SJW vision for the world.

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« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2014, 01:52:25 PM »
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you cannot choose what you are attracted to.

I am attracted to Jennifer Lawrence, yet somehow I have never tossed everything to the wind to stick my dick in her. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!

You SJW idiots are confusing attraction with the physical act of putting your dick in another man. If I am attracted to it, I must modify my entire lifestyle to feed these attractions. Yep, total non-SJW vision for the world.

So you're choosing to be a tremendous faggot?