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Author Topic: 2014 Midterm Elections: This is a very important election. Please vote. Please  (Read 45075 times)

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Don't forget he gave that weepy speech about how evil the tobacco industry was for "killing" his sister... But conveniently left out where his family fortune came from...
Or when he "channeled" a dead black girl during a trial, doing his best minstrelsy impression in the process.
Hahah what
Looks like I misremembered it a little bit; he was channeling a baby girl with cerebral palsy who he claimed the doctor had delivered wrong.

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Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: ''She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing O.K.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.' ''

But the obstetrician, he argued in an artful blend of science and passion, failed to heed the call. By waiting 90 more minutes to perform a breech delivery, rather than immediately performing a Caesarean section, Mr. Edwards said, the doctor permanently damaged the girl's brain.

''She speaks to you through me,'' the lawyer went on in his closing argument. ''And I have to tell you right now -- I didn't plan to talk about this -- right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you.''
Haha goddamn that's shameless and shameful at the same time.
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Have you guys saying ted Cruz is a nut ever heard the guy talk? Like him or hate him, he pretty much just owns people.

Sorry for the wikipaste but this looks weird to me. Ted Cruz is one odd collection of contradictions:

Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is the junior United States Senator from Texas. Elected in 2012, he is the first Cuban American or Latino to hold the office of US Senator from Texas. Cruz is a member of the Republican Party. Wikipedia
Born: December 22, 1970 (age 43), Calgary, Canada
Nationality: American


A Canadian Cuban American that's a Texas Senator?  hahahah what in the hell? He's probably as patriotic as they come given his rich heritage of Not Being From Here.

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I'm sure the 4 years he lived in Canada make him an American-hating foreigner
And if you read anything at all you'll notice his father lived in Texas before going to Canada (though he was originally from Cuba) and his mother was born in the U.S.
Unless you're saying having Cuban ancestry and being born to a U.S. citizen and a U.S. resident in Canada and living there for 4 years makes someone unable to understand or comprehend being an American?

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I'm saying that it's pretty strange and neat that Texas elected a Cuban-descended Canadian dude to represent them in the Senate. I don't know anything about his politics and he looks white as hell so it just made me laugh to read all the laundry list of places he comes from.

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I'm saying that it's pretty strange and neat that Texas elected a Cuban-descended Canadian dude to represent them in the Senate. I don't know anything about his politics and he looks white as hell so it just made me laugh to read all the laundry list of places he comes from.

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Down here it doesn't matter what color you are if your politics aren't retarded. Well, to white people and conservative Hispanics it doesn't matter. Dindus elect people like Sheila Jackson Lee to the House.

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In 1997, while on a trip to the Mars Pathfinder operations center in California, Jackson Lee confused the planet Mars with Earth's own moon, asking whether the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.
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I'm saying that it's pretty strange and neat that Texas elected a Cuban-descended Canadian dude to represent them in the Senate. I don't know anything about his politics and he looks white as hell so it just made me laugh to read all the laundry list of places he comes from.

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Not hatin' just noticin'.

Down here it doesn't matter what color you are if your politics aren't retarded. Well, to white people and conservative Hispanics it doesn't matter. Dindus elect people like Sheila Jackson Lee to the House.

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In 1997, while on a trip to the Mars Pathfinder operations center in California, Jackson Lee confused the planet Mars with Earth's own moon, asking whether the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.

Proof that retarded people can get ahead in life.
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Holy shit, SNL did something funny and realtalked Obama at the same time

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/snls-obama-shoves-the-schoolhouse-rock-bill-down-the-capital-steps/
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Holy shit, SNL did something funny and realtalked Obama at the same time

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/snls-obama-shoves-the-schoolhouse-rock-bill-down-the-capital-steps/
And the fucking Washington post and other shit media are "fact checking" the fucking skit dear god how can they carry so much water while being so deep in the bag?

http://thefederalist.com/2014/11/23/saturday-night-live-finally-makes-fun-of-obama-media-get-his-back/
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