LOWTAX THREAD

[The GAPO formerly known as admin]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743006

He wants people.to make fake banner ads to put up for lols.

Since I dislike ads but am forced to run themBECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do).

ANYWAY, I'd like to at least put some of the fake ads you guys make up there in rotation so things are somewhat more entertaining. If you've got a creative itch and would like to have your work featured in our ad spots, come up with a 728x90 ad and I'll put them in our ad server. If you lack the aforementioned creative itch, then feel free to not do that and instead do something else, such as jump on a trampoline or continue to not give me money. Thank you for loving Pupkin.

[OZMA CURES HAM]

Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think!

[Peak Nigger]

His rage is so zany.

[Procrustes]

Lmao SA has one year left MAX

[FromaCorvairSix]

The final, zany meltdown is upon us.
 
Someone should post the classic shmorky fleshlight banner ad in that thread.
NWShttp://i.imgur.com/JUFkUOb.gifNWS 

Edit:
AHAHAHAHA Which one of you was this:

[Waltzing Matilda]

Gotta love how many replies are "make a Paetron faggot".

[Bitters]

Wow, it took him less than two weeks to go from chill to zany freak-out mode.

[1 GWARSH/nigger from plex]

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[The GAPO formerly known as admin]

[Waltzing Matilda]

Seems to me like "get a fucking job Lowtax" would be an appropriate banner.

[ompb]

Too bad they're going to be cherry picked. I would love it if if the hugbox safespace was triggered.

[Wilt Chamberlain]

I almost posted this but didn't feel like getting banned

[Put lead in Kyankas head]

[Sir Chimps-a-lot]

Looks like somebody is mad that moot got paid

[Sailor Troon]

Lmao SA has one year left MAX

I'm giving it two years. Goons will certainly give the forum a last-minute cash injection to make it last another year or half a year when Lowtax posts a thread about how SA is on the verge of shutting down. Then, after that, the site is doomed because goons won't care after doing their single good thing.

[FromaCorvairSix]

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[OZMA CURES HAM]

[Bitters]

lol

[The GAPO formerly known as admin]

[[PROJECTING]Tuss]

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you don't even get the joke

[[PROJECTING]Tuss]

somebody make one that flashes different colors and says OZMA FAT

[FromaCorvairSix]

 NWS http://i.imgur.com/gYKyDkg.gif NWS

[Chad Thundercock]

Lmao SA has one year left MAX

I'm giving it two years. Goons will certainly give the forum a last-minute cash injection to make it last another year or half a year when Lowtax posts a thread about how SA is on the verge of shutting down. Then, after that, the site is doomed because goons won't care after doing their single good thing.

SA will limp along for a while longer.  I think even if his annual income from the site dropped to something like $40k a year, he'd still prefer that to a real job.  I don't know what his wife does for a living but if it is a respectable middle class occupation (like a nurse or a teacher), he can keep this thing going for much longer than it deserves to last.

[Waltzing Matilda]

SA will limp along for a while longer.  I think even if his annual income from the site dropped to something like $40k a year, he'd still prefer that to a real job.  I don't know what his wife does for a living but if it is a respectable middle class occupation (like a nurse or a teacher), he can keep this thing going for much longer than it deserves to last.

He pretty much doesn't have to do anything to maintain the SA income stream.  Even if he's forced to rely on something else for his main source of income, why would he give up whatever extra money SA brings in? 

[Diamond Dallas Page]

If Lowtax made a Patreon, he would never have to worry about money again. He would easily make 3-4k/month from it.