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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #650 on: January 19, 2016, 07:28:16 PM »
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I'd send him a case of this:

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #651 on: January 20, 2016, 12:55:08 PM »
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I'd send him a case of this:
Does it pair well with Ambien and come in a box?
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #652 on: January 22, 2016, 07:24:59 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
I've been thinking about having some sort of push notification service created since now we're IN THE CLOUD and can support such lofty dreams as having technology from 2010, and was wondering what notifications you guys would like.  Obviously there are a few major ones:

1) When somebody replies quoting you,
2) When somebody replies in a thread you have bookmarked,
3) When you are PMed.

Are there any other notifications you guys would like to see enabled?  Obviously this will be taxing on our system and, since people have been asking for a way to do monthly payments to support this wonderful yet quickly dying dead gay website, might be available to a new type of monthly subscriber user class to make up for the extra HP we need under the hood.  This is all up in the air and I'm just getting started on it, but I wanted to see if there's any interest here and what you all would like to have PUSHED to you FROM THE CLOUD.


THE CLOUD

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #653 on: January 22, 2016, 07:26:53 PM »
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General Bullshit 2: On The Move › Can you guys PLEASE stop posting utter garbage threads?

Lowtax
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Look at the Gas Chamber. I'm constantly having to gas crap threads in here because they are unfunny, took zero effort to make, and took zero time to write. If you don't have anything interesting to say, PLEASE DO NOT START A THREAD.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #654 on: January 22, 2016, 07:48:22 PM »
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push notifications exactly what sa users have been missing!

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #655 on: January 22, 2016, 09:52:41 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
I've been thinking about having some sort of push notification service created since now we're IN THE CLOUD and can support such lofty dreams as having technology from 2010, and was wondering what notifications you guys would like.  Obviously there are a few major ones:

1) When somebody replies quoting you,
2) When somebody replies in a thread you have bookmarked,
3) When you are PMed.

Are there any other notifications you guys would like to see enabled?  Obviously this will be taxing on our system and, since people have been asking for a way to do monthly payments to support this wonderful yet quickly dying dead gay website, might be available to a new type of monthly subscriber user class to make up for the extra HP we need under the hood.  This is all up in the air and I'm just getting started on it, but I wanted to see if there's any interest here and what you all would like to have PUSHED to you FROM THE CLOUD.


THE CLOUD

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Lmao goons love being scammed, they will sign up in droves

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #656 on: January 22, 2016, 10:17:24 PM »
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The new way to troll lowtax will be to randomly mention his name in threads until he turns his notifications off then insult him in GIP once he does.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #657 on: January 26, 2016, 08:12:31 PM »
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To play devil's advocate, I guess anyone on SA who still considers the forums so important that they'd want to be notified the second Shitlord McGee disagrees with them about trannies or anime is willing to pay for it.

Can't wait for it to work for 3 months and fall apart, while everyone still gets charged indefinitely.   :reagan:

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #658 on: January 27, 2016, 10:22:18 PM »
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Deadmau5 is about to ban himself

Quote from: Lowtax
I'm trying to get him to pull a DEAR RICHARD here soon, so get ready.

Can you guys PLEASE stop posting utter garbage threads?

Quote from: Lowtax
Look at the Gas Chamber. I'm constantly having to gas crap threads in here because they are unfunny, took zero effort to make, and took zero time to write. If you don't have anything interesting to say, PLEASE DO NOT START A THREAD.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #659 on: January 29, 2016, 03:58:57 AM »
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https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

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Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #660 on: January 29, 2016, 05:04:22 AM »
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https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

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Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now

and here i was thinking "chinkwife.mp3" was just a bizarre expression. oh my autistic interpretation!
« Last Edit: January 29, 2016, 05:07:36 AM by 4 speed transsexual »

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #661 on: January 29, 2016, 05:33:46 AM »
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For me personally, Chinkwife.comicstrips will always be the height of Chinkwife artistic expression
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This was posted on the page before, but I was only able to catch up on this thread now. I'd like to point out that not all lesbian relationships have two vaginas, and it really sucks as a queer trans woman to hear this sort of generalization all the time.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #662 on: January 29, 2016, 07:12:42 AM »
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For me personally, Chinkwife.comicstrips will always be the height of Chinkwife artistic expression




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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #663 on: January 29, 2016, 10:52:57 PM »
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Someone make Canuckwife.mp4

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #664 on: January 30, 2016, 11:38:03 PM »
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https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

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Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now
I thought I was saying "bankruptcy" until the end and I realized it's saying "mangosteen." Either would work, really.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #665 on: January 31, 2016, 10:18:32 AM »
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Shmorky's fiance is blowing up Twitter, accusing Lowtax of child molestation and being a Wiccan(?).

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #666 on: January 31, 2016, 10:29:19 AM »
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Goon response "There is nothing wrong with Wicca, stop judging him on his choices :mad:"

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #667 on: January 31, 2016, 10:44:56 AM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #668 on: January 31, 2016, 10:50:03 AM »
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Wail till the trams community hears about this my friend there will go so much passive aggressive whining on the Internet

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #669 on: January 31, 2016, 10:50:53 AM »
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Now I know the punchline here is WAIT TILL THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY HEARS ABOUT THIS

But hidden at the top in plain sight: Alucard Milan.  :stewart: I guess Final Fantasy Girl Names aren't snowflake enough anymore?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #670 on: January 31, 2016, 11:00:00 AM »
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Just you wait until they find out. News spreads fast in the asylum, cisscum.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #671 on: January 31, 2016, 11:14:59 AM »
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Everybody remember, Doxxnet and its ilk use these threads to decide who they are interested in and who they are not. And I am not gonna have my posting career tarnished by a bunch of fucking limp-dick, sour-note, flatter-than-their-girlfriends, flexible-tempo shitposters. Got it?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #672 on: January 31, 2016, 11:50:06 AM »
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might want to start on the homefront, sister lmbo

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #673 on: January 31, 2016, 12:03:12 PM »
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Shmorky's fiance is blowing up Twitter, accusing Lowtax of child molestation and being a Wiccan(?).

It's a fucked up world we live in now where someone can say the word 'fiance' and you still can't 100% confirm the gender of the person in question.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #674 on: January 31, 2016, 01:11:25 PM »
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This picture is tantalizing cornucopia of strangeness. What in Hebrews 11 (via biblegateway.com) are they looking for, and why is "Satanic Ritual" wiki'd a couple tabs down? Why do they have an open tab for the wiki article on an 80s conspiracy theorist? Where did they get the idea the police are going to care about threats of legal action? Is that seriously Balto in their banner?