Author Topic: LOWTAX THREAD (Read 69338 times)

Pumpkin Toilet · « **Reply #650 on:** January 19, 2016, 07:28:16 PM »

I'd send him a case of this:

Rocket · « **Reply #651 on:** January 20, 2016, 12:55:08 PM »

Quote from: Pumpkin Toilet on January 19, 2016, 07:28:16 PM

I'd send him a case of this:

Does it pair well with Ambien and come in a box?

[DOGGES]nerdball · « **Reply #652 on:** January 22, 2016, 07:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Lowtax

I've been thinking about having some sort of push notification service created since now we're IN THE CLOUD and can support such lofty dreams as having technology from 2010, and was wondering what notifications you guys would like. Obviously there are a few major ones:

1) When somebody replies quoting you,
2) When somebody replies in a thread you have bookmarked,
3) When you are PMed.

Are there any other notifications you guys would like to see enabled? Obviously this will be taxing on our system and, since people have been asking for a way to do monthly payments to support this wonderful yet quickly dying dead gay website, might be available to a new type of monthly subscriber user class to make up for the extra HP we need under the hood. This is all up in the air and I'm just getting started on it, but I wanted to see if there's any interest here and what you all would like to have PUSHED to you FROM THE CLOUD.

THE CLOUD

CLOEUD

Rocket · « **Reply #653 on:** January 22, 2016, 07:26:53 PM »

General Bullshit 2: On The Move › Can you guys PLEASE stop posting utter garbage threads?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

Look at the Gas Chamber. I'm constantly having to gas crap threads in here because they are unfunny, took zero effort to make, and took zero time to write. If you don't have anything interesting to say, PLEASE DO NOT START A THREAD.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 04:04 Profile Post History Rap Sheet

Dr. Hatchet-Wound · « **Reply #654 on:** January 22, 2016, 07:48:22 PM »

push notifications exactly what sa users have been missing!

"gosh wifey, this sure is good authentic italian here at the olive garden"

*ding ding*

"just a tic dear, someone, a goon as we call ourselves has quoted me on the forums, I need to check this, mayhaps its about my latest dick butt"

"what the fuck are forums?"

He-Man Magnum Opus · « **Reply #655 on:** January 22, 2016, 09:52:41 PM »

Quote from: nerdball on January 22, 2016, 07:24:59 PM

Quote from: Lowtax
I've been thinking about having some sort of push notification service created since now we're IN THE CLOUD and can support such lofty dreams as having technology from 2010, and was wondering what notifications you guys would like. Obviously there are a few major ones:

1) When somebody replies quoting you,
2) When somebody replies in a thread you have bookmarked,
3) When you are PMed.

Are there any other notifications you guys would like to see enabled? Obviously this will be taxing on our system and, since people have been asking for a way to do monthly payments to support this wonderful yet quickly dying dead gay website, might be available to a new type of monthly subscriber user class to make up for the extra HP we need under the hood. This is all up in the air and I'm just getting started on it, but I wanted to see if there's any interest here and what you all would like to have PUSHED to you FROM THE CLOUD.

THE CLOUD

CLOEUD

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Lmao goons love being scammed, they will sign up in droves

White Rapper · « **Reply #656 on:** January 22, 2016, 10:17:24 PM »

The new way to troll lowtax will be to randomly mention his name in threads until he turns his notifications off then insult him in GIP once he does.

The Elephants Asshole · « **Reply #657 on:** January 26, 2016, 08:12:31 PM »

To play devil's advocate, I guess anyone on SA who still considers the forums so important that they'd want to be notified the second Shitlord McGee disagrees with them about trannies or anime is willing to pay for it.

Can't wait for it to work for 3 months and fall apart, while everyone still gets charged indefinitely.

Doctor Jizzmopper · « **Reply #658 on:** January 27, 2016, 10:22:18 PM »

Deadmau5 is about to ban himself

Quote from: Lowtax

I'm trying to get him to pull a DEAR RICHARD here soon, so get ready.

Can you guys PLEASE stop posting utter garbage threads?

Quote from: Lowtax

Look at the Gas Chamber. I'm constantly having to gas crap threads in here because they are unfunny, took zero effort to make, and took zero time to write. If you don't have anything interesting to say, PLEASE DO NOT START A THREAD.

Travis Touchdown 2.0 · « **Reply #659 on:** January 29, 2016, 03:58:57 AM »

Quote from: Strategically placed watermelon on January 13, 2016, 08:45:56 PM

https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

Quote
Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now

4 speed transsexual · « **Reply #660 on:** January 29, 2016, 05:04:22 AM »

Quote from: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on January 29, 2016, 03:58:57 AM

Quote from: Strategically placed watermelon on January 13, 2016, 08:45:56 PM
https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

Quote
Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now

and here i was thinking "chinkwife.mp3" was just a bizarre expression. oh my autistic interpretation!

Harry D Greek · « **Reply #661 on:** January 29, 2016, 05:33:46 AM »

For me personally, Chinkwife.comicstrips will always be the height of Chinkwife artistic expression

Pumpkin Toilet · « **Reply #662 on:** January 29, 2016, 07:12:42 AM »

Quote from: Harry D Greek on January 29, 2016, 05:33:46 AM

For me personally, Chinkwife.comicstrips will always be the height of Chinkwife artistic expression

1 GWARSH/nigger from plex · « **Reply #663 on:** January 29, 2016, 10:52:57 PM »

Someone make Canuckwife.mp4

Rocket · « **Reply #664 on:** January 30, 2016, 11:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on January 29, 2016, 03:58:57 AM

Quote from: Strategically placed watermelon on January 13, 2016, 08:45:56 PM
https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico Lowtax's sick traxx

Quote
Hi I'm terrible. I don't know how to do anything in general.

https://soundcloud.com/chinkwife/chinkwife

It was relevant in 2007, and it's still relevant now

I thought I was saying "bankruptcy" until the end and I realized it's saying "mangosteen." Either would work, really.

Flabber From Beetleborgs · « **Reply #665 on:** January 31, 2016, 10:18:32 AM »

Shmorky's fiance is blowing up Twitter, accusing Lowtax of child molestation and being a Wiccan(?).

Sad Byzantine Jesus · « **Reply #666 on:** January 31, 2016, 10:29:19 AM »

Goon response "There is nothing wrong with Wicca, stop judging him on his choices :mad:"

The other item will not be mentioned

Flabber From Beetleborgs · « **Reply #667 on:** January 31, 2016, 10:44:56 AM »

Procrustes · « **Reply #668 on:** January 31, 2016, 10:50:03 AM »

Wail till the trams community hears about this my friend there will go so much passive aggressive whining on the Internet

Slacktivist · « **Reply #669 on:** January 31, 2016, 10:50:53 AM »

Now I know the punchline here is WAIT TILL THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY HEARS ABOUT THIS

But hidden at the top in plain sight: Alucard Milan.

I guess Final Fantasy Girl Names aren't snowflake enough anymore?

Fuck Glitterbomber · « **Reply #670 on:** January 31, 2016, 11:00:00 AM »

Just you wait until they find out. News spreads fast in the asylum, cisscum.

Agent Provodkateur · « **Reply #671 on:** January 31, 2016, 11:14:59 AM »

hair sniffing boner diary · « **Reply #672 on:** January 31, 2016, 11:50:06 AM »

https://t.co/As9YuSMEel I have sworn my life to #Christ, to protect the #children of the world and end the evils of #pedophilia
— TedCruzNews (@AmadeusPrince) January 31, 2016

might want to start on the homefront, sister lmbo

MY PHANTOM UTERUS · « **Reply #673 on:** January 31, 2016, 12:03:12 PM »

Quote from: Flabber From Beetleborgs on January 31, 2016, 10:18:32 AM

Shmorky's fiance is blowing up Twitter, accusing Lowtax of child molestation and being a Wiccan(?).

It's a fucked up world we live in now where someone can say the word 'fiance' and you still can't 100% confirm the gender of the person in question.

Whig Historian · « **Reply #674 on:** January 31, 2016, 01:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Agent Provodkateur on January 31, 2016, 11:14:59 AM

This picture is tantalizing cornucopia of strangeness. What in Hebrews 11 (via biblegateway.com) are they looking for, and why is "Satanic Ritual" wiki'd a couple tabs down? Why do they have an open tab for the wiki article on an 80s conspiracy theorist? Where did they get the idea the police are going to care about threats of legal action? Is that seriously Balto in their banner?

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Author Topic: LOWTAX THREAD (Read 69338 times)