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Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« on: October 16, 2015, 02:23:04 AM »
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Jeb Lund is an esteemed political writer for the Guardian. He has Rolling Stone, Gawker, and other progressive publications. He mocks evil conservatives and uses his witty smark to mock racists, misogynists, and bigots. Now you may think, so what? These guys are a dime a dozen in the media. But what you may not know is Jeb Lund was a goon.

Jeb Lund went by the name Boniface on SA. He was the de-facto leader of Helldump. Helldump was a forum where goons would mock the shit out of other goons by posting embarrassing personal details and such that they scoured from the web. Boniface took it very serious that it crossed into creepy territory. He talked like a 16-year old playing Call of Duty and would get really angry at others. At some point goons figured out he was a little too into helldump and found out he was a weirdo in his 30's and started to mock him. That's when Boniface got run off. While Jeb has posted in the past about his history as an internet troll, he always seems to leave out his time at SomethingAwful. Perhaps it's because of posts like these below.

Now remember as you are reading these posts, this is a guy that The Guardian and other major news organizations use to write on serious political topics. This is a guy who appears as a guest on cable news to discuss important issues. I'm fairly certain he can't edit out these posts anymore since they are in the archives.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2424993&pagenumber=1847&perpage=40#post336398389
Quote from: Boniface
looks like you made the mistake of thinking that niggers don't bring fatal shootings on themselves

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2618154#post333082484
Quote from: Boniface
you're a pathetic faggot gimmickposting as a girl on the internet

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2618154&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post333082900
Quote from: Boniface
admittedly, toddlers probably are pretty easy to pin down, but it's gotta be needlessly difficult to skip ahead to the assrape when you've gotta take off your clown pants and then your cargo pants

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2753349&pagenumber=18&perpage=40#post339007304
Quote from: Boniface
yeah dude fuck niggers, they ALL crazy

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2753349&pagenumber=14&perpage=40#post338953677
Quote from: Boniface
lol why can't u faggots write a wall of contentless bullshit and include a lot of links to say absolutely nothing of value instead of just writing one sentence?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2753349&pagenumber=16&perpage=40#post338990805
Quote from: Boniface
i fisted your mom

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post342017525
Quote from: Boniface
most people who are total fags at least have the decency to be hobbyists about it, but you're flinging yourself headfirst into it like it's your fucking job

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post341980804
Quote from: Boniface
put a shotgun on the right side of your head and a canvas on the left and take a shot at impressionism

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post341983163
Quote from: Boniface
how about you promise never to post here again on pain of being permabanned, otherwise there's no reason for all the posters here with lexis-nexis to stop at just your email addresses and not go straight for driver's license photos and info, tax records... the list goes on and on

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post341984997
Quote from: Boniface
maybe you're some faggot rereg or a byob faggot who took the name and listed the email address of some random faggot, but you seem entirely too proud to have your entire sickly and nauseating personal history exposed

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2558401&pagenumber=33&perpage=40#post330808860
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- Zeph Mercurial is being mocked for her looks. She has very little control over these, as her genes and resulting medical conditions have determined most of her unfortunate appearance. Would you like to point this out?

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2015, 03:08:45 AM »
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ground floor of this lib fag getting outted for wrong think. Inb4 "I am an reformed edgelord".
Let me know when the next SASS spinoff starts.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2015, 03:52:57 AM »
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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2015, 04:38:34 AM »
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 :ignatius: I thought Lexus nexus was like for looking up cases, not the urdoxnet

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2015, 04:42:31 AM »
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lexis nexis has a lot of services for LE and private investigation things where you can look up things like vehicle registration, property ownership, etc. Most states have a subscription based service for vehicle registration lookups too through the BMV.  Can't say I have seen license photos pop up though lol

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2015, 07:33:53 AM »
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Hang em high, Launch Pad.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2015, 08:14:31 AM »
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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2015, 08:17:19 AM »
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You mean Jeb Lund aka Boniface posted on something awful forums calling people niggers or faggots and suggesting people blow their brains out?

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2015, 09:52:37 AM »
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is this the guy who came out on gawker and made a huge mia culpa that absolved him of all his niggerdeath shitpost fyad sins?

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2015, 10:52:38 AM »
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is this the guy who came out on gawker and made a huge mia culpa that absolved him of all his niggerdeath shitpost fyad sins?

mea culpa, and yes.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 10:59:26 AM »
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Where at?

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2015, 11:58:27 AM »
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Where at?

http://gawker.com/5987590/let-me-introduce-myself-farewell-to-mobutu-sese-seko

He also used to write 888s about wrasslin' on Online Onslaught. Really hates Randy Orton.


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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2015, 12:17:27 PM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2424993&pagenumber=1847&perpage=40#post336398389
Quote from: Boniface
looks like you made the mistake of thinking that niggers don't bring fatal shootings on themselves

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2618154#post333082484
Quote from: Boniface
you're a pathetic faggot gimmickposting as a girl on the internet


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2753349&pagenumber=18&perpage=40#post339007304
Quote from: Boniface
yeah dude fuck niggers, they ALL crazy

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post342017525
Quote from: Boniface
most people who are total fags at least have the decency to be hobbyists about it, but you're flinging yourself headfirst into it like it's your fucking job

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818590&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post341980804
Quote from: Boniface
put a shotgun on the right side of your head and a canvas on the left and take a shot at impressionism

I dunno, these are all pretty legitimate points

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2015, 05:23:34 PM »
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Where at?

http://gawker.com/5987590/let-me-introduce-myself-farewell-to-mobutu-sese-seko

He also used to write 888s about wrasslin' on Online Onslaught. Really hates Randy Orton.

Don't know who this guy is, and I'm not going to read this 888 volume memoir about visciously typing 'f-a-g-g-o-t' at internet strangers written by a 35 year old Gawker employee who can't grow a beard  :clint: .  That said:

What he says in part 2 is not wrong (or short, I gave up).  Internet discourse is pretty dumb, and sociopathic, and not just because 55-60% of people OTI are autistic pedophiles.  There's no expectation of accountability, so there's no cost for behaving like a creex, and while it's lol in a way, and provided everybody understands it's not serious business, it's still best for ones sanity if you keep it in small doses.  I'm amused/amusingly horrified to learn that  :drcasio: and :aatrek: exist, and I enjoy calling them nigger tranny faggots, but I'm not sure I'm really a better person for it.

Anyway, this fag's journey from megaposting to Gawker/Guardian celebrity presumably netting him a paycheck, or at least saved him tenbux, so that's something, but I'm not sure "s/faggot/bigot" can be considered a real sincere conversion experience.  The "respectable" media is as awful as any message board (all they do is report on Twitter posts anyway, afaik), and while they dress better, I wouldn't leave them alone with my kids.  The poz flows through every channel and every url, and the only way to stay human is to limit your exposure.  Stay safe bros, I'm out for a while.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2015, 07:36:12 PM »
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Gonna link this in comments pages for his Guardian articles
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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2015, 08:16:22 PM »
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Wasn't he one of the SRS founders? He would always post in the reddit thread in D&D I believe.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2015, 07:55:18 AM »
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Also while Helldumping, Boniface's "job" was to write internet articles about wrestling matches aka roided out actors while hitting on every female who posted there, including (and especially) potato nose.  Bear in mind this is while Jeb was married to what I can only assume is a pear shaped sea creature.

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2015, 09:42:14 AM »
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The real story behind that tired looking faggots exit from hell dump is that his wife caught him sending love notes to some doughy goonette via pm and made him promise to quit the forums

:tom:

Also lol potato nose still posts on sa regularly

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2015, 10:02:10 AM »
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Doesn't he know that a big fat frumpy ugly bird in the hand is worth two potato nosed harpies in the bush?

lmao catching your husband pming love letters to goonettes on sa and staying with him.
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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2015, 01:11:45 PM »
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also, docevil bought boniface a parachute account called mobute because he liked Lund's faggot shitlib politics on twitter and he posted in fyad for years  until he outed himself in that mega gay gawker article

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2015, 06:26:23 PM »
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Lol what a fag
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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2015, 07:46:35 PM »
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Ah i see he's sporting the "recovering crackhead" look

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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2015, 04:09:42 PM »
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also, docevil bought boniface a parachute account called mobute because he liked Lund's faggot shitlib politics on twitter and he posted in fyad for years  until he outed himself in that mega gay gawker article

Did somebody say Docevil's wife and her saggy, sad, droopy fat girl titties?

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2015, 08:55:32 PM »
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also, docevil bought boniface a parachute account called mobute because he liked Lund's faggot shitlib politics on twitter and he posted in fyad for years  until he outed himself in that mega gay gawker article

Did somebody say Docevil's wife and her saggy, sad, droopy fat girl titties?

i thought that was just docevil looking in a mirror

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Re: Where Are They Now? Jeb Lund aka Boniface
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2015, 06:51:52 PM »
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Doesn't he know that a big fat frumpy ugly bird in the hand is worth two potato nosed harpies in the bush?

lmao catching your husband pming love letters to goonettes on sa and staying with him.

I doubt he had enough in assets or income to make it worthwhile monetarily and I'm sure anyone who would marry him the first time would struggle to do better on the rebound.