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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2016, 06:48:18 PM »
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Compared to the other women (and "women") of Something Awful, she's a Goon Nine.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2016, 07:16:36 PM »
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Yeah, if she rolled up against some of the top 40% of r/gonewild she'd be downvoted into oblivion. You can roll up on gonewild some days and see chicks who'd out-hot some of the best playboy chicks of all time.
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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2016, 08:09:18 PM »
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Compared to the other women (and "women") of Something Awful, she's a Goon Nine.

No seriously find the old pic we posted even by goon standards in the daylight shes like EPW ugly

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2016, 11:05:09 PM »
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ITT RA goons out

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2016, 11:11:06 PM »
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She looks like Shannon Doherty minus the wonky eye placement.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2016, 12:22:14 AM »
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No way she steps down. That woman is not voluntarily giving up power and attention.

Literally a Bird isn't going anywhere. She is a proto-catlady. She has very dece tits, but she's started to pork out in some of the later pictures. (I know a year or so ago we had a totally hetero J/O session in either another thread or in Strug to some of her pics, and the at the time most recent one was somewhat unfortunate.)

She's spent her 20s being a *U*N*I*Q*U*E* bird owner, and expecting her clevage (which made all those *shallow* bitches hate her in highschool) to be able to land her a smart, successful, and confident man after she was done riding the carousel of cock that a low cut shirt & her sweater hams let her access. But now 30's creeping up, and while all her friends are getting married and starting families, none of the guys on tinder are interested in more than netflix & chill. Worse still, as she's getting older her youthful metabolism is failing, and the cock she's pulling from tinder isn't the quality used to be either. Or maybe she's hooked up in a dead relationship with a milquetoast beta, having accepted this was as good as she was going to be able to do.

In any case, she's started down her road to Catladydom, or I guess Birdladydom. She gets her own little animal kingdom to lord over, and this is the last time she's going to get power and attention, minus a sudden wakeup call where she confines herself to Watch & Weight and becomes one of those gym girls with big tits.

I suspect this isn't going to happen, so the only way she's getting removed is if she declaws a cat.
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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2016, 07:41:35 AM »
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The counterpoint: catlady mods have a short shelf life these days (see also: Annakie)

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2016, 08:03:52 AM »
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No way she steps down. That woman is not voluntarily giving up power and attention.

Literally a Bird isn't going anywhere. She is a proto-catlady. She has very dece tits, but she's started to pork out in some of the later pictures. (I know a year or so ago we had a totally hetero J/O session in either another thread or in Strug to some of her pics, and the at the time most recent one was somewhat unfortunate.)

She's spent her 20s being a *U*N*I*Q*U*E* bird owner, and expecting her clevage (which made all those *shallow* bitches hate her in highschool) to be able to land her a smart, successful, and confident man after she was done riding the carousel of cock that a low cut shirt & her sweater hams let her access. But now 30's creeping up, and while all her friends are getting married and starting families, none of the guys on tinder are interested in more than netflix & chill. Worse still, as she's getting older her youthful metabolism is failing, and the cock she's pulling from tinder isn't the quality used to be either. Or maybe she's hooked up in a dead relationship with a milquetoast beta, having accepted this was as good as she was going to be able to do.

In any case, she's started down her road to Catladydom, or I guess Birdladydom. She gets her own little animal kingdom to lord over, and this is the last time she's going to get power and attention, minus a sudden wakeup call where she confines herself to Watch & Weight and becomes one of those gym girls with big tits.

I suspect this isn't going to happen, so the only way she's getting removed is if she declaws a cat.

Man I know cries of "misogyny" and "creepy" are like Goon Standards but you're literally writing fanfiction about how some chick you don't know and have never met [but have, apparently, been stalking] is a desperate, raddled slut who's going to Get Hers any minute now.

Maybe

You

Should go the fuck outside

You lunatic.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2016, 10:24:27 AM »
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The counterpoint: catlady mods have a short shelf life these days (see also: Annakie)

I don't know where Annakie came from, why she was chosen to be a mod or why she accepted.  Its so weird when posters with ZERO presence on the boards get picked to be mods. 

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2016, 10:54:16 AM »
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The counterpoint: catlady mods have a short shelf life these days (see also: Annakie)

I don't know where Annakie came from, why she was chosen to be a mod or why she accepted.  Its so weird when posters with ZERO presence on the boards get picked to be mods.

I think LowT is trying to find more stable mods than the psychotic mods and admins of yesteryear.  A smart idea but these new mods and admins don't have an attachment to the boards like the old mods/admins did and as a result, it turns into a revolving door.  This is where Annakie and in my opinion, LITERALLY A BIRD are at.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2016, 06:29:36 PM »
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The counterpoint: catlady mods have a short shelf life these days (see also: Annakie)

I don't know where Annakie came from, why she was chosen to be a mod or why she accepted.  Its so weird when posters with ZERO presence on the boards get picked to be mods.

I think its a case of "We keep picking the worst mods possible, so lets just select someone at random. Its bound to end up better than anyone we'd pick."
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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2016, 06:46:40 PM »
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No way she steps down. That woman is not voluntarily giving up power and attention.

Literally a Bird isn't going anywhere. She is a proto-catlady. She has very dece tits, but she's started to pork out in some of the later pictures. (I know a year or so ago we had a totally hetero J/O session in either another thread or in Strug to some of her pics, and the at the time most recent one was somewhat unfortunate.)

She's spent her 20s being a *U*N*I*Q*U*E* bird owner, and expecting her clevage (which made all those *shallow* bitches hate her in highschool) to be able to land her a smart, successful, and confident man after she was done riding the carousel of cock that a low cut shirt & her sweater hams let her access. But now 30's creeping up, and while all her friends are getting married and starting families, none of the guys on tinder are interested in more than netflix & chill. Worse still, as she's getting older her youthful metabolism is failing, and the cock she's pulling from tinder isn't the quality used to be either. Or maybe she's hooked up in a dead relationship with a milquetoast beta, having accepted this was as good as she was going to be able to do.

In any case, she's started down her road to Catladydom, or I guess Birdladydom. She gets her own little animal kingdom to lord over, and this is the last time she's going to get power and attention, minus a sudden wakeup call where she confines herself to Watch & Weight and becomes one of those gym girls with big tits.

I suspect this isn't going to happen, so the only way she's getting removed is if she declaws a cat.

Man I know cries of "misogyny" and "creepy" are like Goon Standards but you're literally writing fanfiction about how some chick you don't know and have never met [but have, apparently, been stalking] is a desperate, raddled slut who's going to Get Hers any minute now.

Maybe

You

Should go the fuck outside

You lunatic.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2016, 06:53:59 PM »
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Bird is a pothead, guild leader in an mmo, and has a bf (does something with computers, built hers) who pays for everything while she's in school (apparently talking about buying a house). She's not going anywhere.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2016, 06:58:04 PM »
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apparently talking about buying a house

Real question there is: does his mother have cancer?
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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2016, 10:47:40 PM »
+5
No way she steps down. That woman is not voluntarily giving up power and attention.

Literally a Bird isn't going anywhere. She is a proto-catlady. She has very dece tits, but she's started to pork out in some of the later pictures. (I know a year or so ago we had a totally hetero J/O session in either another thread or in Strug to some of her pics, and the at the time most recent one was somewhat unfortunate.)

She's spent her 20s being a *U*N*I*Q*U*E* bird owner, and expecting her clevage (which made all those *shallow* bitches hate her in highschool) to be able to land her a smart, successful, and confident man after she was done riding the carousel of cock that a low cut shirt & her sweater hams let her access. But now 30's creeping up, and while all her friends are getting married and starting families, none of the guys on tinder are interested in more than netflix & chill. Worse still, as she's getting older her youthful metabolism is failing, and the cock she's pulling from tinder isn't the quality used to be either. Or maybe she's hooked up in a dead relationship with a milquetoast beta, having accepted this was as good as she was going to be able to do.

In any case, she's started down her road to Catladydom, or I guess Birdladydom. She gets her own little animal kingdom to lord over, and this is the last time she's going to get power and attention, minus a sudden wakeup call where she confines herself to Watch & Weight and becomes one of those gym girls with big tits.

I suspect this isn't going to happen, so the only way she's getting removed is if she declaws a cat.

Man I know cries of "misogyny" and "creepy" are like Goon Standards but you're literally writing fanfiction about how some chick you don't know and have never met [but have, apparently, been stalking] is a desperate, raddled slut who's going to Get Hers any minute now.

Maybe

You

Should go the fuck outside

You lunatic.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2016, 12:34:04 AM »
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Haha I didn't know LITERALLY A BIRD was literally the bird chick that we were talking about years ago on here (or was it TNE?) when her pics were making the rounds!

:tom:

Figures she'd ride her tits into a mod position. I wonder who modded her? Finn? Or was she an Ozma pick? She's been around since some point in 2014 near as I can figure...

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2016, 12:49:38 AM »
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actually she posted those pics almost 3 years ago now

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2016, 12:54:37 AM »
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naw I mean she's been modded since 2014. I knew her pics were from awhile ago, like TNE or something....

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2016, 01:00:07 AM »
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ah ok yeah

after a couple more years of modding shell need to change her name to LITERALLY A RANDI HARPER


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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2016, 09:30:29 AM »
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Haha I didn't know LITERALLY A BIRD was literally the bird chick that we were talking about years ago on here (or was it TNE?) when her pics were making the rounds!

:tom:

Figures she'd ride her tits into a mod position. I wonder who modded her? Finn? Or was she an Ozma pick? She's been around since some point in 2014 near as I can figure...
If I'm not mistaken (which I may well be) she was the replacement for the PI mod who accidentally cooked her pet chicken by leaving it next to a heat lamp and causing a minor shit storm in that forum and then shortly thereafter having a meltdown. I probably botched the whole story but it was right before I was made a mod that it went down so it would have been an Ozma pick if that's the same one.
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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2016, 01:51:49 PM »
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Who cares? Don't be such cucks.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2016, 05:49:01 PM »
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No way she steps down. That woman is not voluntarily giving up power and attention.

Literally a Bird isn't going anywhere. She is a proto-catlady. She has very dece tits, but she's started to pork out in some of the later pictures. (I know a year or so ago we had a totally hetero J/O session in either another thread or in Strug to some of her pics, and the at the time most recent one was somewhat unfortunate.)

She's spent her 20s being a *U*N*I*Q*U*E* bird owner, and expecting her clevage (which made all those *shallow* bitches hate her in highschool) to be able to land her a smart, successful, and confident man after she was done riding the carousel of cock that a low cut shirt & her sweater hams let her access. But now 30's creeping up, and while all her friends are getting married and starting families, none of the guys on tinder are interested in more than netflix & chill. Worse still, as she's getting older her youthful metabolism is failing, and the cock she's pulling from tinder isn't the quality used to be either. Or maybe she's hooked up in a dead relationship with a milquetoast beta, having accepted this was as good as she was going to be able to do.

In any case, she's started down her road to Catladydom, or I guess Birdladydom. She gets her own little animal kingdom to lord over, and this is the last time she's going to get power and attention, minus a sudden wakeup call where she confines herself to Watch & Weight and becomes one of those gym girls with big tits.

I suspect this isn't going to happen, so the only way she's getting removed is if she declaws a cat.

Man I know cries of "misogyny" and "creepy" are like Goon Standards but you're literally writing fanfiction about how some chick you don't know and have never met [but have, apparently, been stalking] is a desperate, raddled slut who's going to Get Hers any minute now.

Maybe

You

Should go the fuck outside

You lunatic.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2016, 06:05:46 PM »
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Who cares? Don't be such cucks.

Lol cuck

check out this dude he called folks 'cucks'

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2016, 06:13:39 PM »
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What a fresh & hilarious word! A tip of that hat to you, goon sire.

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Re: 2016 Demodding Deathpool
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2016, 06:17:27 PM »
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Lol ghostse wrote a few lines predicting that a goonette is gonna turn into a cat lady and he's a stalker? And me mocking you for being a white knight faggot to m'lady turns into say NO, U!! and me mocking you for having the dead end job of immigrants who don't speak English is really me bitter and jealous of your glorious livelihood?

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I can see why you ended up as a cabbie, bruv, clearly bagging groceries was (barely) beneath your intellectual potential