Author Topic: (Mandarys/Amadeus/Amanda Milan) Indulge Me/Ask Me Anything? (Read 9251 times)

Amagayus · « **on:** March 01, 2016, 09:56:14 PM »

I'm officially 100% out of every one of my prescription meds in the house and I'm bored. That's the long and short of it. I don't know the rules here, I'm dyslexic, give me a break on that. Anyway...What's going on? A lot of people seem to think they know who the real Mandarys Milan is. I'm Mandarys Milan, born March 20th 1989 a conjoined twin with my Brother Amadeus at Stewartsville Hospital on the border of Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania to James and Susan Mullen at 6 pm. What would you like to ask me? Indulge me. I won't shy away from any question, I'm far past the point in my life where I can be embarrassed or humiliated by words and now I'm just curious....I'm just curious as to what you have to ask, what you have to say? Go ahead.

Gender Fluids · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:00:18 PM »

weiner poop

Waltzing Matilda · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:00:51 PM »

Tell us about Shmorky.

How did you meet each other?

[SWOLE]neat · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:03:28 PM »

why does he wear the mask?

Post Regret · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:06:32 PM »

So you didn't initially join with the Chiquita Mae account?

What was the cool thing in the other room?

Also:

Quote from: Waltzing Matilda on March 01, 2016, 10:00:51 PM

Tell us about Shmorky.

How did you meet each other?

Waltzing Matilda · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:10:19 PM »

Can you post something on the Mandarys Milan FB so we can verify it's you?

"Hey SS" will do fine.

Amagayus · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:18:42 PM »

Jesus tapdancing Christ these are loaded questions. First off...Verification: https://www.facebook.com/AmadeusMilan That's my Facebook. That's me. I still have my hospital bracelet hanging on the wall. Would you like to see it? I have a habit of collecting them. I'm a weird motherfucker. No one ever said I wasn't. I'm a veteran goon. Literally. Most of my friends were goons. They're dead now. Mike P. He used to post on Automotive Insanity a lot. Remember him? Probably not. But....Would you like to see his obituary? He was my best friend since we were 16, he introduced me to the SA forums when we were in high school. He shot himself in the head after he lost his job back on...March 1st. This is the anniversary of the day he killed himself. Thanks Mr. Kyanka. Thank you for contributing such wonderful things to my life. I got the tranny in the next room. Wanna see something really crazy? No, I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. Davie ain't worth it.

Obese and Triggered · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:21:18 PM »

Has Shmorky always used the muppet voice or did he work his way up to it?

The GAPO formerly known as admin · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:22:31 PM »

Show us a pic of your John Waters tattoo

Procrustes · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:24:19 PM »

Post something on your fb wall so we know it's you you dumb cunt

Amagayus · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:30:10 PM »

Just did. http://death-records.mooseroots.com/d/n/Michael-Piszczatowski

Waltzing Matilda · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:30:34 PM »

Confirmed by Fb post.

Thank you.

Bitter Weirdo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:32:23 PM »

Are you still a huge fan of Shredded Moose?

FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:34:42 PM »

Does Shmorky still wear diapers?

The GAPO formerly known as admin · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:36:41 PM »

I was told by someone that Shmorky talked you into wearing a diaper, but that you wouldn't use it. Is this true?

How into diapers is Shmorky?

Does he shit in them for gratification?

Are you really terrified of Jews, or only when you are having a psychotic break?

Amagayus · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:41:06 PM »

He wore them...I did too. I put a diaper on for him. Did I use it? Fuck no. You do a lot of stupid shit when you're in love and on drugs and I'm not always in love but I'm always doing one of those two things and I can tell you there's no love in this house right now I'm just listening to Hotel California by the Eagles Cruising on Kratom to the point where I'm both sitting my ass down in Shmorky and I's apartment which we're both still fucking sitting in while I think of how great it would be to watch a movie with my friend Mike P...but WAIT! I CAN'T! HE'S DEAD! So....Yeah. This is the 1 year anniversary of the day my best friend shot himself. How are you faggots' days going?

Amagayus · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:42:42 PM »

I CAN'T EVEN USE MY OWN FUCKING BATHROOM TO PUKE UP MY KRATOM IN BECAUSE DAVE KELLY SHMORKY DAISY WHATEVER THE FUCK THING IS IN MY HOUSE IS USING THE BATHROOM!!!! FUCK!

FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:44:31 PM »

Can you please show us a pic of shmorky's yarn wig?

Did Lowtax's chinkwife fuck Frags?

Where did you meet Shmorky?

Obese and Triggered · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:45:18 PM »

Stay strong goon, these are the times that truly tries one's soul.

Waltzing Matilda · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:49:07 PM »

1) why is Shmorky still there and 2) if Shmorky is still there why are you out of meds?

Martin Looter King · « **Reply #20 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:50:02 PM »

Goonlady, this is not how love works. You should really try again.

Amagayus · « **Reply #21 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:50:19 PM »

Just give me a cotton picking second to pull up my photobucket it's not my fault A CERTAIN TROON CAN'T EVEN SQUEAK ENOUGH MONEY OUT OF HIS FAT FUCKING PURSE TO EVEN GET US DECENT SHIT AND EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS SECOND RATE GARBAGE INCLUDING THE MEMORIES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. Just give me a moment, please. <3

The GAPO formerly known as admin · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:51:33 PM »

How do you listen to Shmorky's grating cartoon voice without jamming knitting needles into your ears?

Are you still having paranoid fantasies about Lowtax and his wife?

Are you still trying to be a transman? Are you pegging Shmorky?

What is your sex life with Shmorky like? Seriously, tell us everything.

professional lurker · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:51:52 PM »

This is going to end badly.

FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT · « **Reply #24 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:52:36 PM »

Quote from: professional lurker on March 01, 2016, 10:51:52 PM

This is going to end badly.

Not for me

QuoteMine:

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