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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #125 on: April 12, 2016, 08:55:03 PM »
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I didn't think shit would top Shmorky and Mandy for a long time, then this just fucking floats into the news.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2016, 09:37:34 PM »
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lol at Beth Elderkin involving herself in this bullshit, I wouldn't expect less from someone who described a village in a TV show as being like a "Hitler Youth rally" because it was full of white people.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #127 on: April 12, 2016, 10:18:23 PM »
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Remember back in the good old days where you would have to pay extra to see living freaks?  :allears:


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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #128 on: April 12, 2016, 10:31:18 PM »
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That corporations are soulless monsters tweet is Allison airing how god damn stupid she is. Nintendo is like Disney, they are dead serious about their kid friendly image. You'd have to be obliviously retarded or a narcissistic BPD slut to try to work for them and be unaware.
Only Nintendo of America is

Nintendo of Japan is a whoooooooooooooole different story

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2016, 11:03:53 PM »
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also for someone who hates how Americans base their self worth on their engagement with dumb corporate hegemony she seems to have bought in pretty definately into basically every cookie-cutter consumption cult fandom around

also she has literally put a price tag on her body and mind

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #130 on: April 12, 2016, 11:12:56 PM »
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Judging by the better pictures of her, she is way out of his league, which is probably why he went along with the whole "poly" routine.  Better to own 10% of a vagina above your head than to own 100% of a fatty's vagina.

:lolno:

He's an average looking dorky endomorph. Otoh it takes a fuckton of make up, Photoshop and angles to get her to look doable.
Yeah they're both pretty much in the same league, if anything he has a slight edge.   There's something far weirder going on here and I can't figure it out but I can trll you with certainty that I don't like it.

She worked for nintendo guys, nintendo. That makes her like an 11.5, What's better than claiming to have an uncle who works for nintendo?  Having a girl, like with boobies and a poonanner, who actually does!

I'm sure there's some type of talmudic worksheet that can figure this out...

1. Did she at the end of 2015 or more than 6 months of 2015 work for nintendo? y/n
Y: proceed to line 2.
N: STOP you cannot claim the credit.
y

2. Is she cis fem or a post-op mtf? y/n
Y: proceed to line 3
N: You cannot claim the credit with this worksheet, you may be able to claim the credit, see pub 1488
y

3. Were you related by marriage or otherwise to any other persons who worked at nintendo at the end of 2015 or more than 6 months of 2015? y/n
Y: You cannot claim the credit with this worksheet, you may be able to claim the credit, see pub 0420-1889
N: proceed to line 4
n

4. Enter her actual points
4

5. Enter what base you got to by the end of 2015 including years previous, hr=4
3

6. Do you smoke dicks? enter 1 for yes 0 for no.
1

7. Do you also "catch" enter 1 for yes 0 for no
1

8. Subtract lines 6 & 7 from line 5.
1

9. Add lines 4 and 8 for adjusted score
5

10. Enter size of cock in inches inside of you while filling out this worksheet, enter actual inches for mouth, actual inches x1.5 for anus
6.5

11. Add lines 9 adjusted score & 10 score credit for total score
11.5
« Last Edit: April 12, 2016, 11:21:57 PM by Dr. Hatchet-Wound »

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #131 on: April 12, 2016, 11:33:47 PM »
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Her face is that of a tree gnome, but that body is slammin'. Don't even try it. From the neck down she's a strong 7.
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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2016, 12:05:05 AM »
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Hahahahhaahahha oh shit pack it in boys, Fire is gonna ORGANIZE with Alison Rapp to take us down!


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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2016, 12:07:00 AM »
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Hahahahhaahahha oh shit pack it in boys, Fire is gonna ORGANIZE with Alison Rapp to take us down!


They're going to combine to form Voltroon.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #134 on: April 13, 2016, 12:27:27 AM »
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Hahahahhaahahha oh shit pack it in boys, Fire is gonna ORGANIZE with Alison Rapp to take us down!


They're going to combine to form Voltroon.

I don't think they can form Voltroon until Chloe Sagal shows up.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #135 on: April 13, 2016, 01:03:26 AM »
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Judging by the better pictures of her, she is way out of his league, which is probably why he went along with the whole "poly" routine.  Better to own 10% of a vagina above your head than to own 100% of a fatty's vagina.

:lolno:

He's an average looking dorky endomorph. Otoh it takes a fuckton of make up, Photoshop and angles to get her to look doable.
Yeah they're both pretty much in the same league, if anything he has a slight edge.   There's something far weirder going on here and I can't figure it out but I can trll you with certainty that I don't like it.

She worked for nintendo guys, nintendo. That makes her like an 11.5, What's better than claiming to have an uncle who works for nintendo?  Having a girl, like with boobies and a poonanner, who actually does!

I'm sure there's some type of talmudic worksheet that can figure this out...

1. Did she at the end of 2015 or more than 6 months of 2015 work for nintendo? y/n
Y: proceed to line 2.
N: STOP you cannot claim the credit.
y

2. Is she cis fem or a post-op mtf? y/n
Y: proceed to line 3
N: You cannot claim the credit with this worksheet, you may be able to claim the credit, see pub 1488
y

3. Were you related by marriage or otherwise to any other persons who worked at nintendo at the end of 2015 or more than 6 months of 2015? y/n
Y: You cannot claim the credit with this worksheet, you may be able to claim the credit, see pub 0420-1889
N: proceed to line 4
n

4. Enter her actual points
4

5. Enter what base you got to by the end of 2015 including years previous, hr=4
3

6. Do you smoke dicks? enter 1 for yes 0 for no.
1

7. Do you also "catch" enter 1 for yes 0 for no
1

8. Subtract lines 6 & 7 from line 5.
1

9. Add lines 4 and 8 for adjusted score
5

10. Enter size of cock in inches inside of you while filling out this worksheet, enter actual inches for mouth, actual inches x1.5 for anus
6.5

11. Add lines 9 adjusted score & 10 score credit for total score
11.5


Hahahah I'm working on taxes tonight and this cracked me up. You rock.
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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #136 on: April 13, 2016, 07:53:42 PM »
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Jake the Cuck loses his sweet $9 an hour gig serving coffee in the cafe at Nintendo.

https://archive.is/DsMXW

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #137 on: April 13, 2016, 07:58:17 PM »
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Jake the Cuck loses his sweet $9 an hour gig serving coffee in the cafe at Nintendo.

https://archive.is/DsMXW

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #138 on: April 13, 2016, 08:36:54 PM »
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That comment string is fucking brutal.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #139 on: April 13, 2016, 09:36:59 PM »
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Jake the Cuck loses his sweet $9 an hour gig serving coffee in the cafe at Nintendo.

https://archive.is/DsMXW

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Alison’s one day remaining of health insurance coverage and a whopping nothing else for severance when she was canned (“escorted out” would’ve been such a good yet touchy pun here).

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I think that, personally (yes, you heard that agency), polyamory and all the trials that came with it were some of the most maturing and differentiating choices I could’ve ever made for myself. It’s true that every journey through it is different and some don’t “make it through” - but they tried something and they learned about themselves in the process.

 :tom:

Also from his twitter:
http://hotmesscoach.tumblr.com/post/134512864413/poly-feels?is_related_post=1

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POLY FEELS
Background: Wife, gf, and I had quite a hot mess adjusting in the early stages.
FF: yesterday gf and I celebrate our 1-year.
Wife: Tweets a really sweet congrats to us.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #140 on: April 13, 2016, 09:48:07 PM »
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He's a life coach. He purports that his life is going so great he can charge people to put them in the right direction. He's a faggot whore who couldn't keep a job serving coffee at nintendo, he's married to a wall-hitting whore pedo apologist who sucks dicks for a living, and they have both completely demolished their career options for the near future.

He is like one or two clicks above Fire for "life coach" qualifications.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #141 on: April 13, 2016, 10:04:35 PM »
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never ceases to amuse that these shells of meat continue pumping out paragraphs of pity partying as their life choices and grand internet blustering bury them

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #142 on: April 13, 2016, 10:21:02 PM »
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Reminder nearly 50% of the skilled US workforce is out of work and Nintendo decided to hire these two chunder monkies over someone else who can do white collar jobs without needing to be a whore.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #143 on: April 13, 2016, 11:06:23 PM »
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Reminder nearly 50% of the skilled US workforce is out of work and Nintendo decided to hire these two chunder monkies over someone else who can do white collar jobs without needing to be a whore.

He was a barista in the coffee shop, which is run by an outside contractor.  How Alison got the job is definitely something worth investigating, though.

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #144 on: April 13, 2016, 11:38:32 PM »
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Looks like Sodexo is hiring a barista for Seattle Pacific University - same job he had at NoA - and they're offering $13 an hour.  Sorry for shorting ya, Jake.


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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #145 on: April 13, 2016, 11:39:27 PM »
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There's a video of her pegging him

Hahahahahahahha

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #146 on: April 13, 2016, 11:39:47 PM »
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But seattle just implemented a $15 min wage?

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #147 on: April 13, 2016, 11:50:56 PM »
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Jake the Cuck loses his sweet $9 an hour gig serving coffee in the cafe at Nintendo.

https://archive.is/DsMXW

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #148 on: April 13, 2016, 11:53:30 PM »
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There's a video of her pegging him

Hahahahahahahha

Lol is there a link?

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Re: Alison Rapp cucked her husband so hard he turned gay
« Reply #149 on: April 13, 2016, 11:55:24 PM »
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There's a video of her pegging him

Hahahahahahahha

This shit just keeps getting better and better :tom: