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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4250 on: November 15, 2017, 04:37:07 AM »
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It's pretty lol that Pewdiepie can do a video and in two days it has 3+ million views, while Lowtax does a video and it can't even crack 3k views in two days.

You know that's gotta chap Lowtax's ass.

Not as much as I bet it chaps his ass that Ebaum sold for more than 15 million and at a time he could have sold for way more. But he didn't.

No way he would have gotten $15 mill, probably closer to $5.  Eric Bauman was a soulless jew who had already maximized every sliver of code on his site to turn it into a money making machine, SA would have needed a LOT more effort to convert to a printing press. 

Although how fucking lol would it be if the hubris that his treasured pearl was only worth a third or less of another content stealing site that he considered inferior was what caused him to stick with it and ultimately fueled the rocket ride down into bankruptcy.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4251 on: November 15, 2017, 07:44:12 AM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4252 on: November 15, 2017, 07:59:05 AM »
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I'd almost bet that ol' low t lied out his ass to canuck wife about how much money he makes/has. I wonder if she gets wic and ebt with how broke he whines about being?

There are a lot of dumbasses out there who assume that if you do anything with tech or the internet that money must be falling out of your ass.  Especially for a dim bulb like Ashli.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4253 on: November 15, 2017, 08:12:26 AM »
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Keep praying for SIDS
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4254 on: November 15, 2017, 08:33:58 AM »
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Keep praying for SIDS

"See, Something Sensitive even tried to murder my children!" - Lowtax

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4255 on: November 15, 2017, 11:20:17 AM »
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Keep praying for SIDS

"See, Something Sensitive even tried to murder my children!" - Lowtax

Someone should put Lowtax and his family in a room and fill it with concrete.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4256 on: November 15, 2017, 02:29:41 PM »
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Keep praying for SIDS

"See, Something Sensitive even tried to murder my children!" - Lowtax

Someone should put Lowtax and his family in a room and fill it with concrete.

That may be the only way any of them would ever be stable.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4257 on: November 15, 2017, 07:43:07 PM »
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It's pretty lol that Pewdiepie can do a video and in two days it has 3+ million views, while Lowtax does a video and it can't even crack 3k views in two days.

You know that's gotta chap Lowtax's ass.

Not as much as I bet it chaps his ass that Ebaum sold for more than 15 million and at a time he could have sold for way more. But he didn't.

There was a lot of chatter about there being an 8 figure cash + stock deal on the table for SA back in 2005 or 2006 where 'Tax would have been kept on as the paid face of the site but Riesling Rich probably figured that the $10 train would last forever and turned it down.

Even $5 million would have set him up for life with smart investing and

fuck i cant even finish that sentence

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4258 on: November 15, 2017, 09:05:22 PM »
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Keep praying for SIDS

"See, Something Sensitive even tried to murder my children!" - Lowtax

Someone should put Lowtax and his family in a room and fill it with concrete.

Someone should let :aatrek: watch Lowtax's kids
My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4259 on: November 16, 2017, 04:38:44 AM »
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At this point, goons would rejoice at the death of Lowtax's kid due to the fact there would be one less cis white baby in the world. Doubly so if Ashli pulled a Casey Anthony. "A post birth abortion AND dismantling white supremacy! So progressive! So brave!"

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4260 on: November 16, 2017, 05:08:29 AM »
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It's pretty lol that Pewdiepie can do a video and in two days it has 3+ million views, while Lowtax does a video and it can't even crack 3k views in two days.

You know that's gotta chap Lowtax's ass.

Not as much as I bet it chaps his ass that Ebaum sold for more than 15 million and at a time he could have sold for way more. But he didn't.

There was a lot of chatter about there being an 8 figure cash + stock deal on the table for SA back in 2005 or 2006 where 'Tax would have been kept on as the paid face of the site but Riesling Rich probably figured that the $10 train would last forever and turned it down.

Even $5 million would have set him up for life with smart investing and

fuck i cant even finish that sentence

fuck that i'll just rent an office so mommy thinks i have a big kid's job!!

lowtax is the stack of children in a trenchoat meme personified in an adult's body.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4261 on: November 16, 2017, 07:08:35 AM »
+11
It's pretty lol that Pewdiepie can do a video and in two days it has 3+ million views, while Lowtax does a video and it can't even crack 3k views in two days.

You know that's gotta chap Lowtax's ass.

Not as much as I bet it chaps his ass that Ebaum sold for more than 15 million and at a time he could have sold for way more. But he didn't.

There was a lot of chatter about there being an 8 figure cash + stock deal on the table for SA back in 2005 or 2006 where 'Tax would have been kept on as the paid face of the site but Riesling Rich probably figured that the $10 train would last forever and turned it down.

Even $5 million would have set him up for life with smart investing and

fuck i cant even finish that sentence

fuck that i'll just rent an office so mommy thinks i have a big kid's job!!

lowtax is the stack of children in a trenchoat meme personified in an adult's body.
His name is Vincent Adultman, he works at the business factory and would like 1 alcohol please  :colbert:
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4262 on: November 16, 2017, 08:21:44 PM »
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If he had two halves of a brain cell to rub together, he'd start pimping out Ashli to do his vidya streams with him instead of some fat half ass retard whining about racists with Pepe avatars in the chat. Just take the canuck bitch, stuff some tissues in her bra, slap a low cut "nerd culture" Zelda shirt on her, edit the video contrast and white balance to make her look younger and baddabing baddaboom, you've just doubled your tips. In my general observations during my internet travels, I find that the average vidya stream watcher is a lot more willing to throw cash at some cleavage than a mid-40s, unkempt, stoned asshole making fart jokes.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4263 on: November 16, 2017, 10:45:57 PM »
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I thought he is already doing that with his pubescent daughter.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4264 on: November 16, 2017, 10:50:09 PM »
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I thought he is already doing that with his pubescent daughter.

True, but Shmorky and Aatrek are shitty tippers.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4265 on: November 17, 2017, 07:02:27 AM »
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If he had two halves of a brain cell to rub together, he'd start pimping out Ashli to do his vidya streams with him instead of some fat half ass retard whining about racists with Pepe avatars in the chat. Just take the canuck bitch, stuff some tissues in her bra, slap a low cut "nerd culture" Zelda shirt on her, edit the video contrast and white balance to make her look younger and baddabing baddaboom, you've just doubled your tips. In my general observations during my internet travels, I find that the average vidya stream watcher is a lot more willing to throw cash at some cleavage than a mid-40s, unkempt, stoned asshole making fart jokes.

If Ashlilli was willing to do that, she could just go all the way and start playin' with her pussy on Chaturbate.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4266 on: November 17, 2017, 07:04:10 AM »
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If he had two halves of a brain cell to rub together, he'd start pimping out Ashli to do his vidya streams with him instead of some fat half ass retard whining about racists with Pepe avatars in the chat. Just take the canuck bitch, stuff some tissues in her bra, slap a low cut "nerd culture" Zelda shirt on her, edit the video contrast and white balance to make her look younger and baddabing baddaboom, you've just doubled your tips. In my general observations during my internet travels, I find that the average vidya stream watcher is a lot more willing to throw cash at some cleavage than a mid-40s, unkempt, stoned asshole making fart jokes.

lowtax should just start making ironic pornography if he gets to this point

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4267 on: November 17, 2017, 07:26:08 AM »
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lowtax should just start making ironic pornography if he gets to this point

"This point" was probably around 2015.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4268 on: November 17, 2017, 08:35:06 AM »
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Lowtax definitely could have dumped SA onto some major corporation for a few million bucks at some point.  If NewsCorp was dumb enough to pay half a billion bucks for myspace, I'm thinking $5-$10 million at least would have been the price tag for SA. 

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4269 on: November 17, 2017, 09:46:46 AM »
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Lowtax currently whining about how much it takes to run the forums and how much it will be to properly move the forums to Xenforo. He's also chalking up SA's dwindling user base and money problems to twitter and Facebook.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4270 on: November 17, 2017, 10:00:24 AM »
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Lowtax currently whining about how much it takes to run the forums and how much it will be to properly move the forums to Xenforo. He's also chalking up SA's dwindling user base and money problems to twitter and Facebook.

Good on Lowtax for standing behind his staff rather than his paying customers.  I wish more employers had his integrity. 

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4271 on: November 17, 2017, 10:45:51 AM »
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Lowtax currently whining about how much it takes to run the forums and how much it will be to properly move the forums to Xenforo. He's also chalking up SA's dwindling user base and money problems to twitter and Facebook.

You're dumb if you think the mods and admins who ban people, which means they can't use the forums, is the reason why people no longer use the forums!

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4272 on: November 17, 2017, 11:05:33 AM »
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Lowtax currently whining about how much it takes to run the forums and how much it will be to properly move the forums to Xenforo. He's also chalking up SA's dwindling user base and money problems to twitter and Facebook.

Good on Lowtax for standing behind his staff rather than his paying customers.  I wish more employers had his integrity.

What Lowtax fails to mention is that Reddit's busy as fuck and it's not Twitter, Faceberg, etc. Wonder why that is  :adam: Couldn't possibly have anything to do with the culture of the board,could it? Nah, couldn't be.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4273 on: November 17, 2017, 07:27:23 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
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