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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5175 on: May 11, 2018, 04:32:20 PM »
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Let's not forget Chris Wallace reading from one of Hillary's speeches where she said

"My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders, sometime in the future with energy that's as green and sustainable as we can get it, powering growth and opportunity for every person in the hemisphere," Clinton reportedly said to investors in a paid speech she gave to Brazilian Banco Itau in 2013.

And she replied: "I was talking about energy. You know, we trade more energy with our neighbors than we trade with the rest of the world combined," she said. "And I do want us to have an electric grid, an energy system that crosses borders. I think that will be great benefit to us."

Then she said "You buy that, right? Right? RIGHT!?" and then she shook her head back and forth and laughed like a loon and the devil popped out of her ear.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5176 on: May 12, 2018, 05:43:01 PM »
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OC, my local news is wild today

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5177 on: May 15, 2018, 07:35:49 AM »
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At this point some are convinced of time travel or divine intervention.
There were points during the election where I seriously wondered whether we were seeing the hand of God in action. Stuff like Hillary collapsing, the "this is a legitimate email" flub that led to the DNC hack, the overconfidence that led Team Hillary to not campaign in key states.

There is something undeniably amazing about how every time the press thinks they've FINALLY GOT DRUMPH it collapses before them. There's something about how he keeps bungling his way to success.

Divine intervention seems just as good an explanation as any.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5178 on: May 15, 2018, 07:54:44 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5179 on: May 15, 2018, 10:06:40 AM »
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His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5180 on: May 23, 2018, 10:35:19 AM »
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/dozens-of-foreign-isis-brides-have-been-sentenced-to-death-in-iraq/news-story/ef8a7c838e7e0e8f02a7eae698bdbcb4

Dozens of foreign ISIS brides have been sentenced to death in Iraq

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French citizen Djamila Boutoutao, 29, appeared in court last month and claimed: “I thought I had married a rapper. It was only when we arrived in Turkey for a week-long ‘holiday’ that I discovered my husband was a jihadist.”

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5181 on: May 23, 2018, 10:44:50 AM »
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It's good that they specify "citizen" and not just french. Djamila Boutoutao lol.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5182 on: May 23, 2018, 11:37:35 AM »
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/dozens-of-foreign-isis-brides-have-been-sentenced-to-death-in-iraq/news-story/ef8a7c838e7e0e8f02a7eae698bdbcb4

Dozens of foreign ISIS brides have been sentenced to death in Iraq

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French citizen Djamila Boutoutao, 29, appeared in court last month and claimed: “I thought I had married a rapper. It was only when we arrived in Turkey for a week-long ‘holiday’ that I discovered my husband was a jihadist.”
Reminds me of that guy who went hiking with his pregnant wife to Iraq(?) and got kidnapped tourchered, and raped. I forgot how that one turned out, oh well  :jesse:
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5183 on: May 23, 2018, 01:18:54 PM »
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Dozens of foreign ISIS brides have been sentenced to death in Iraq

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