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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5200 on: July 07, 2018, 04:31:23 PM »
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Stripper pussy is AT LEAST as dangerous as narcotics.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5201 on: July 12, 2018, 10:30:53 AM »
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http://observer.com/2018/07/fifa-world-cup-hot-female-fan-shots/

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5202 on: July 12, 2018, 11:14:24 AM »
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The technique, which is meant to spike viewership whenever there is a lull in a sports game, was pioneered in the ‘70s by American television director, Andy Sidaris, who referred to his invention as the “honey shot.”

In his 1976 documentary, Seconds to Play, Sidaris explained, “I got the idea for honey shots because I am a dirty old man."

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5203 on: July 12, 2018, 11:19:11 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5204 on: July 12, 2018, 11:57:15 AM »
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They pretend to be into sports so they must be low-class trash.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5205 on: July 12, 2018, 01:58:01 PM »
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They pretend to be into sports so they must be low-class trash.
They are in it for attention and Chad dick.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5206 on: July 12, 2018, 02:24:28 PM »
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They pretend to be into sports so they must be low-class trash.
They are in it for attention and Chad dick.

Attention is one thing, but Chad dick? If that's the case, why the fuck are they at a soccer match?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5207 on: July 12, 2018, 06:35:07 PM »
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Attention is one thing, but Chad dick? If that's the case, why the fuck are they at a soccer match?

Soccer, or as it is known everywhere else in the world apart from the United States, FOOTBALL, is the sport and everything else is marginal in comparison.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5208 on: July 12, 2018, 07:03:10 PM »
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Sports where mostly diminutive men lay on the ground crying and pretend to be hurt are so cool

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5209 on: July 12, 2018, 07:12:37 PM »
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Sports where mostly diminutive men lay on the ground crying and pretend to be hurt are so cool

Great first post.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5210 on: July 12, 2018, 07:13:12 PM »
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Attention is one thing, but Chad dick? If that's the case, why the fuck are they at a soccer match?

Soccer, or as it is known everywhere else in the world apart from the United States, FOOTBALL, is the sport and everything else is marginal in comparison.

European football is the gayest sport

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5211 on: July 13, 2018, 04:59:40 AM »
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European football is the gayest sport dominates the world
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5212 on: July 13, 2018, 05:52:54 AM »
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What the fuck is 'Soccer'?


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5213 on: July 13, 2018, 05:59:17 AM »
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European football is the gayest sport dominates the world

And all is faggot.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5214 on: July 13, 2018, 06:01:21 AM »
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What the fuck is 'Soccer'?

I'm sure that joke plays well in the Czech brothels you frequent.  :sad:


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5215 on: July 13, 2018, 07:22:50 AM »
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Soccer is an abbreviation of "Association Football"

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5216 on: July 13, 2018, 07:45:09 AM »
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While I completely understand the rest of the world calls it "football" we're posting about it on the American invented internet on American invented computers, using American invented electricity so "soccer" it is.

If you wanna call it "football" then go back to living in the dark ages.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5217 on: July 13, 2018, 08:10:35 AM »
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While I completely understand the rest of the world calls it "football" we're posting about it on the American invented internet on American invented computers, using American invented electricity so "soccer" it is.

If you wanna call it "football" then go back to living in the dark ages.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5218 on: July 13, 2018, 09:47:14 AM »
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There are far too many women in this broadcast.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5219 on: July 13, 2018, 10:39:48 AM »
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What the fuck is 'Soccer'?

Word issued to a sport so glittering-asshole-BTFO gay “football” had to be appropriated from it for another sport where feet are rarely used.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5220 on: July 13, 2018, 01:50:44 PM »
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What the fuck is 'Soccer'?

Word issued to a sport so glittering-asshole-BTFO gay “football” had to be appropriated from it for another sport where feet are rarely used.

Soccer is an abbreviation of "Association Football"

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5221 on: July 13, 2018, 05:23:29 PM »
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What the fuck is 'Soccer'?

Word issued to a sport so glittering-asshole-BTFO gay “football” had to be appropriated from it for another sport where feet are rarely used.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5222 on: July 13, 2018, 06:25:37 PM »
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While I completely understand the rest of the world calls it "football" we're posting about it on the American invented internet on American invented computers, using American invented electricity so "soccer" it is.

If you wanna call it "football" then go back to living in the dark ages.

You do understand that literally the entire world apart from the United States calls the sport "football" and not "soccer"?
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5223 on: July 13, 2018, 07:00:23 PM »
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While I completely understand the rest of the world calls it "football" we're posting about it on the American invented internet on American invented computers, using American invented electricity so "soccer" it is.

If you wanna call it "football" then go back to living in the dark ages.

You do understand that literally the entire world apart from the United States calls the sport "football" and not "soccer"?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5224 on: July 13, 2018, 07:49:28 PM »
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The entire world are brown or jews so