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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5300 on: August 13, 2018, 05:29:57 PM »
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A species that goes extinct because they didndu nuffins

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5301 on: August 13, 2018, 07:14:17 PM »
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They made tools but only the cheapest piece of shit way possible? Half Mexican half chink is my guess.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5302 on: August 13, 2018, 07:20:44 PM »
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har har har I get what you're trying to imply there internet racist man

Hey now I was clearly talking about Lowtax.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5303 on: August 16, 2018, 11:11:39 AM »
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https://www.pluralist.com/posts/1824-millennial-couple-bikes-near-isis-territory-to-prove-humans-are-kind-and-gets-killed

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

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Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

One responsible for building housing for blacks and the other one responsible for getting them into college over whites. Virtue signaled themselves to death.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5304 on: August 16, 2018, 11:30:09 AM »
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ISIS with the strong MAGA effort.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5305 on: August 16, 2018, 12:08:55 PM »
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"Evil is just a human construct, bigots."
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5306 on: August 16, 2018, 12:44:08 PM »
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...and nothing of value was lost.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5307 on: August 16, 2018, 12:52:53 PM »
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Multiculturalism with ISIS characteristics

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5308 on: August 16, 2018, 01:06:16 PM »
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https://www.pluralist.com/posts/1824-millennial-couple-bikes-near-isis-territory-to-prove-humans-are-kind-and-gets-killed

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

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Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

One responsible for building housing for blacks and the other one responsible for getting them into college over whites. Virtue signaled themselves to death.
I try to take some solace in the fact that as they lay dying, bleeding from knife wounds, broken bones from the car impact, and being gang raped(if they were even alive at that point) they thought to themselves something along the lines of... “we fucked up.”

Upsettingly dark I know, these people’s pathological altruism has made the world a much worse place. Hopefully the message their painful deaths sent is received by their colleagues(doubtful as that may be.) We are better off without them.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5309 on: August 16, 2018, 07:51:17 PM »
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yoooooooooooooooooooooooo soccer was even a bit too gay for me i did wrestling instead

http://whatculture.com/wwe/10-horrific-accidents-wrestling-history YOURSELF, WOW

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5310 on: August 21, 2018, 11:34:17 AM »
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https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/California-legislation-to-end-cash-bail-loses-13169991.php

When your liberal agenda backfires. Groups were pushing to end cash bails for crimes, saying it lead to low income people sitting in jail while rich people were let out. Which is true. So the legislature passed the bill and unless you commit a violent crime you're almost definitely being let out. But wait..

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The American Civil Liberties Union of California and other groups that were supporters of the bill changed positions on Monday, saying amendments last week give courts too much power in deciding who should be released and will further exacerbate “racial biases and disparities that permeate our justice system.”

Their intention was obviously to let Jamal out without bail after committing armed robbery, not Dan who was picked up on a DWI.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5311 on: August 25, 2018, 01:51:49 AM »
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http://www.wymt.com/content/news/Floyd-County-man-has-gun-pointed-at-him-after-confronting-alleged-burglar-491586301.html

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FLOYD Co., Ky. (WYMT) - Mason Tackett unexpectedly had a gun pointed at him when he confronted an alleged burglar.

"Must have been a bad batch around here cause Floyd County has gone crazy here in the last four days," exclaimed Tackett.

Neighbors notified Tackett that his cousin Phillip Matthew Hagans was seen carrying items from his house.

"When I finally got down here to the house to look and see what happened the door was standing wide open," Tackett pointed out. "It looked like he was packing up for a yard sale when he come out."

And that is when he confronted Hagans.

"He was lying throwing his hands. Saying stuff like "I didn't do it, I didn't do it." You know how rogues do," said Tackett. "Blame it on everybody else!"

The confrontation took a dangerous turn once Tackett found items belonging to him.

"I went around the back of that house he was at and seen my stuff. And then I come back out and he pulled a gun on me when I got back around the house," explained Tackett as he held up his hand like a gun. "I guess he thought I was upset with him."

Items Hagans allegedly took are not normally the target of a would-be burglar.

"It's the most random assortment of things. It looked like he was getting ready to go to a pallet sale," said Tackett.

Tackett says he cannot understand why Hagans took some of the things he did.

"Who steals a cheese grater? He's got the works...Lysol! He stole an empty bottle of spray! What got me the most was my soap. He stole my soap! Who steals soap!?!" Tackett exclaimed as he tossed the bottle of soap aside.

Tackett says he plans to file additional charges against Hagans.

Philip Hagans is charged with receiving stolen property and being a convicted felon with a firearm. A preliminary hearing is set for August 28 at 1:30 p.m. in Floyd District Court. His bond is set at $25,000.

I want to bold the whole thing. I can't pick out a favorite part,it's all fantastic. The video in the link is just damn,it's something else. This fucking state could give Florida a run for its money on weird crimes.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5312 on: August 25, 2018, 03:14:11 PM »
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type south africa into google news today
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5313 on: August 25, 2018, 04:01:52 PM »
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type south africa into google news today
I for one am happy the media is supporting white genocide
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5314 on: August 25, 2018, 04:25:20 PM »
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"He was lying throwing his hands. Saying stuff like "I didn't do it, I didn't do it." You know how rogues do," said Tackett. "Blame it on everybody else!"
Welp, now I know what my new word for nigger is.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5315 on: August 25, 2018, 06:23:23 PM »
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"He was lying throwing his hands. Saying stuff like "I didn't do it, I didn't do it." You know how rogues do," said Tackett. "Blame it on everybody else!"
Welp, now I know what my new word for nigger is.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5316 on: August 25, 2018, 06:35:14 PM »
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"He was lying throwing his hands. Saying stuff like "I didn't do it, I didn't do it." You know how rogues do," said Tackett. "Blame it on everybody else!"
Welp, now I know what my new word for nigger is.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5317 on: August 25, 2018, 07:24:47 PM »
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Half-orcs are the true niggers of D&D. Most of them don't even know their fathers.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5318 on: August 25, 2018, 09:26:45 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5319 on: August 25, 2018, 09:40:25 PM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5320 on: August 25, 2018, 09:47:08 PM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

"Heathen" is a thing down here, but rogue getting tossed around like that is great.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5321 on: August 25, 2018, 10:39:52 PM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

"Heathen" is a thing down here, but rogue getting tossed around like that is great.

I'm personally waiting for brigand to make a comeback

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5322 on: August 25, 2018, 10:56:53 PM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

"Heathen" is a thing down here, but rogue getting tossed around like that is great.

I'm personally waiting for brigand to make a comeback

i'd favor blackguard, if only to trigger the people who melt down when they hear "niggardly"
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5323 on: August 26, 2018, 12:01:09 AM »
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spelling intentional.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5324 on: August 26, 2018, 12:23:14 AM »
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