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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5325 on: August 26, 2018, 08:01:07 AM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

On Justified Boyd Crowder liked to proudly declare himself an "outlaw", is that a thing among small time criminals there?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5326 on: August 27, 2018, 09:26:29 AM »
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Remember when "Thug" was suddenly racist?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5327 on: August 27, 2018, 12:20:35 PM »
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Rogue is totally a slang word for thief in Southeast,Ky. Just like calling people/children heathens is a thing.  :jesse:

On Justified Boyd Crowder liked to proudly declare himself an "outlaw", is that a thing among small time criminals there?

Nope,not really. The "fuck the police" attitude is totally a thing with the white trash here though which is really funny in a way. It's all "fuck those pigs and fuck snitches" until a fist fight happens.  Then they all call the same cops they badmouth.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5328 on: August 27, 2018, 05:23:24 PM »
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A fascinating window into the mind of a Jewess:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/the-other-side-of-the-story/

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We would still have to go to synagogue on Tuesday, my father said, where he and my mother would digest the truth before they fasted for the start of the Jewish New Year. The four of us would go to temple to mark the first of the ten days of repentance, and we would be much too honest with strangers. We would correct the people who had seen inaccurate local news reports about Trace Lehrer, who knew him as the middle school teacher that sexually abused a current student—some preteen boy, according to the stories.

I would tell anyone who mentioned Trace Lehrer that the “victim” was actually a former student and that she was actually a fourteen-year-old girl. I would tell them that I was the girl and that I hadn’t been sexually abused, then swear that Trace Lehrer loved me and that I loved him back. It couldn’t be abuse when he and I had discussed what we were going to name our kids. I would tell them that none of this was fair, and I would feel slightly embarrassed because I would know that the strangers agreed with me—it wasn’t fair—but that they would think it wasn’t fair for different reasons. I would tell only those who weren’t strangers that I missed Trace Lehrer and that I knew he and I would speak soon, but everyone felt like a stranger then.

bonus lol - the same person who wrote ^^ also wrote VV:


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5329 on: August 27, 2018, 06:11:18 PM »
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A fascinating window into the mind of a Jewess:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/the-other-side-of-the-story/

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We would still have to go to synagogue on Tuesday, my father said, where he and my mother would digest the truth before they fasted for the start of the Jewish New Year. The four of us would go to temple to mark the first of the ten days of repentance, and we would be much too honest with strangers. We would correct the people who had seen inaccurate local news reports about Trace Lehrer, who knew him as the middle school teacher that sexually abused a current student—some preteen boy, according to the stories.

I would tell anyone who mentioned Trace Lehrer that the “victim” was actually a former student and that she was actually a fourteen-year-old girl. I would tell them that I was the girl and that I hadn’t been sexually abused, then swear that Trace Lehrer loved me and that I loved him back. It couldn’t be abuse when he and I had discussed what we were going to name our kids. I would tell them that none of this was fair, and I would feel slightly embarrassed because I would know that the strangers agreed with me—it wasn’t fair—but that they would think it wasn’t fair for different reasons. I would tell only those who weren’t strangers that I missed Trace Lehrer and that I knew he and I would speak soon, but everyone felt like a stranger then.

bonus lol - the same person who wrote ^^ also wrote VV:


Whole thing reads like a pedo's wankfest
Disgusting.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5330 on: September 05, 2018, 12:43:30 PM »
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Remember, guys. Gang members have a code. They only shoot each other!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-hours-city-mother-phd-student-fatally-shot/story?id=57590455

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A Northwestern University doctoral student who beat cancer was one of six people shot to death over the weekend in Chicago, gunned down by a stray bullet when he walked into the middle of a gunfight just four hours after arriving in the city to start school, police and his mother said.

A certain form of cancer still got him.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5331 on: September 05, 2018, 12:47:02 PM »
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/09/05/boy-15-beheaded-himself-with-chainsaw-after-losing-computer-game-reports.html

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Russian police are investigating claims a boy beheaded himself with a chainsaw after losing at a computer game.

I wonder if he yelled, "Timber!"

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5332 on: September 05, 2018, 02:23:49 PM »
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Damn, when he told u he was hardcore he wasn't kidding

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5333 on: September 05, 2018, 02:57:49 PM »
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A year after Hurricane Harvey, Houston grapples with the most pressing issue of rebuilding a city and preventing such a thing from ever happening again:

Won't anyone think about the Orthodox Jews? (skip to 30:10)

https://www.npr.org/podcasts/478859728/think


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5334 on: September 05, 2018, 03:03:40 PM »
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Remember, guys. Gang members have a code. They only shoot each other!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-hours-city-mother-phd-student-fatally-shot/story?id=57590455

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A Northwestern University doctoral student who beat cancer was one of six people shot to death over the weekend in Chicago, gunned down by a stray bullet when he walked into the middle of a gunfight just four hours after arriving in the city to start school, police and his mother said.

A certain form of cancer still got him.


All that fancy learning didnt teach em to avoid the jungle.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5335 on: September 05, 2018, 04:11:43 PM »
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Remember, guys. Gang members have a code. They only shoot each other!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-hours-city-mother-phd-student-fatally-shot/story?id=57590455

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A Northwestern University doctoral student who beat cancer was one of six people shot to death over the weekend in Chicago, gunned down by a stray bullet when he walked into the middle of a gunfight just four hours after arriving in the city to start school, police and his mother said.

A certain form of cancer still got him.


All that fancy learning didnt teach em to avoid the jungle.

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Tonya Colombo said her son had just arrived in Chicago to live with his fiancé, Vincent Perez.

lmbo
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the man’s fragmented urine stream.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5336 on: September 05, 2018, 10:26:03 PM »
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http://www.wymt.com/content/news/Woman-steals-calculator-peace-lillies-among-other-things-during-burglary-492443431.html

Pikeville must have a bad batch going around too. Lol what in the fuck is with the crackheads in Ky stealing worthless,dumb shit?

Ky Man Vs Florida Man,who would win?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5337 on: September 06, 2018, 03:12:09 PM »
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 KY man is stronger but FL man doesn't feel pain. Tough to say

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5338 on: September 16, 2018, 09:34:17 AM »
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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/09/16/americas/mexico-mariachi-shooting-garibaldi/index.html

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Dozens of mariachi bands were serenading couples and families in Mexico City when five men disguised as musicians unleashed a hail of gunfire.

Five people were killed and several others were wounded Friday after a group of men wearing traditional mariachi suits descended on the city's iconic Plaza Garibaldi and opened fire at a restaurant, the city's prosecutor's office said.

Police found three people dead and two others were taken to hospitals where they later died. The victims were identified as three men and two women whose ages ranged from 22 to 46, officials said.

A foreigner, who was not identified, was among the eight others who were wounded, the prosecutor's office said.

The gunmen fled on motorcycles after the shooting, officials say, and were still on the run as of Saturday night.

Good to see Banderas and Rodriguez are working together again.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5339 on: September 16, 2018, 11:03:55 AM »
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I can think of only one dude bad enough to go up against mariachi mass-shooters



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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5340 on: September 19, 2018, 11:59:08 PM »
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AP: Federal agency says it lost track of 1,488 migrant children

https://www.apnews.com/aad956b7281f4057aaac1ef4b5732f12

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5341 on: September 25, 2018, 09:34:53 AM »
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AP: Federal agency says it lost track of 1,488 migrant children

https://www.apnews.com/aad956b7281f4057aaac1ef4b5732f12

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Add that to the list of signs that Kek is real.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5342 on: September 30, 2018, 03:45:35 AM »
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/09/28/michael-moore-slams-ex-wifes-lawsuit-as-smear-campaign.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true

Michael Moore slams ex-wife's lawsuit as a 'smear campaign'

Documentarian Michael Moore says his ex-wife’s lawsuit against him is a malicious end-run around a sealing order in their ongoing Michigan arbitration case filed to “smear” Moore in the press, according to new court documents.

Kathleen Glynn, who is also a filmmaker and has worked on many projects with Moore, divorced him in 2014 after a 23-year marriage.

Earlier this month Glynn filed a lawsuit against Moore in Manhattan Supreme Court claiming that he was stiffing her on profits from their joint movie projects.

Moore’s lawyer, Kenneth Warner, wrote in court papers filed Friday that Glynn sued in order to publicize information that would have remained sealed and confidential if their case had stayed in the Michigan court.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5343 on: September 30, 2018, 04:42:44 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5344 on: October 02, 2018, 01:53:21 AM »
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#ibelieveher

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5345 on: October 03, 2018, 10:55:36 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5346 on: October 03, 2018, 11:13:35 AM »
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"french"

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5347 on: October 04, 2018, 03:18:21 PM »
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Based septaugenerian britbong has one weird trick for keeping the missus from nagging about the yard

https://www.foxnews.com/world/british-man-trapped-in-shed-as-slave-for-40-years-officials-say

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5348 on: October 05, 2018, 01:22:18 PM »
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"french"

The niggers start at Calais, fren.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5349 on: October 16, 2018, 05:10:59 AM »
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