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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5350 on: October 18, 2018, 09:57:56 AM »
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The dystopia is accelerating.

https://www.dezeen.com/2018/10/17/panasonics-wearable-blinkers-concentrate-open-plan-offices-technology/


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Panasonic hopes that by using the partition to cut the user's horizontal field of vision by about 60 per cent, it will encourage them to concentrate on the work in front of them.

"As open offices and digital nomads are on the rise, workers are finding it ever more important to have personal space where they can focus," said the company. "Wear Space instantly creates this kind of personal space – it's as simple as putting on an article of clothing."

Sharing a similar aesthetic and concept to horse blinkers, the device consists of a curved strip of flexible material that wraps around the back of the user's head, and extends out to shield the sides of their eyes, blocking out any distractions in their peripheral vision.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5351 on: October 18, 2018, 10:24:06 AM »
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From the comments, relevant Dilbert strip.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5352 on: October 18, 2018, 03:41:59 PM »
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The dystopia is accelerating.

https://www.dezeen.com/2018/10/17/panasonics-wearable-blinkers-concentrate-open-plan-offices-technology/


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Panasonic hopes that by using the partition to cut the user's horizontal field of vision by about 60 per cent, it will encourage them to concentrate on the work in front of them.

"As open offices and digital nomads are on the rise, workers are finding it ever more important to have personal space where they can focus," said the company. "Wear Space instantly creates this kind of personal space – it's as simple as putting on an article of clothing."

Sharing a similar aesthetic and concept to horse blinkers, the device consists of a curved strip of flexible material that wraps around the back of the user's head, and extends out to shield the sides of their eyes, blocking out any distractions in their peripheral vision.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5355 on: October 19, 2018, 11:57:04 PM »
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someone skipped their subversion 101 class at JIDF U.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5356 on: October 21, 2018, 05:22:33 PM »
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https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/oct/10/growing-up-in-a-house-full-of-books-is-major-boost-to-literacy-and-numeracy-study-finds

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Growing up in a house full of books is major boost to literacy and numeracy, study finds

Led by Dr Joanna Sikora of Australian National University, academics analysed data from more than 160,000 adults, from 31 different countries, who took part in the Programme for the International Assessment of Adult Competencies between 2011 and 2015. All participants were asked how many books there were in their homes when they were 16 – they were told that one metre of shelving was equivalent to around 40 books – and went through literacy, numeracy and information communication technology (ICT) tests to gauge their abilities.

While the average number of books in a home library differed from country to country – from 27 in Turkey to 143 in the UK and 218 in Estonia – “the total effects of home library size on literacy are large everywhere”.

“Adolescent exposure to books is an integral part of social practices that foster long-term cognitive competencies spanning literacy, numeracy and ICT skills,” they write. “Growing up with home libraries boosts adult skills in these areas beyond the benefits accrued from parental education or own educational or occupational attainment.”
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Teenagers in a home with almost no books went on to have below average literacy and numeracy levels, the researchers found.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5357 on: October 21, 2018, 11:25:09 PM »
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There were shelves in the house I grew up in that had more than 218 books each.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5358 on: October 22, 2018, 03:44:03 AM »
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There were shelves in the house I grew up in that had more than 218 books each.

Yet you never learned what "on average" means.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5359 on: October 22, 2018, 10:57:21 AM »
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There were shelves in the house I grew up in that had more than 218 books each.

Yet you never learned what "on average" means.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5360 on: October 23, 2018, 09:05:03 AM »
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Attention Goyim! Do not attempt to win shekels, your life may be in danger!

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/22/opinions/is-lottery-win-worth-it-maltby/index.html

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Pray that you don't win the billion-dollar lottery

By Kate Maltby


Given that winning $1.6 billion seems like so much trouble, you might consider passing altogether on this week's game of chance. If these horror stories of a "lottery" curse don't put you off, consider the old moral arguments: Lottery tickets are primarily bought in poor neighborhoods, by people who can't afford to throw their money away. Even if your Powerball purchase this week is a one-off flutter, you're still fueling an industry powered by perpetuating gambling addictions.

But if you've really got to play this week, enjoy the thrill. Just cross your fingers, count your lucky stars and pray that you don't win.



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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5361 on: October 23, 2018, 11:58:53 AM »
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Is 1.6 billion enough to start a world race war?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5362 on: October 23, 2018, 12:48:11 PM »
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Thanks for reminding me to by some tickets.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5363 on: October 23, 2018, 02:45:03 PM »
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"Jew writes article about literally anything, WN freak out." :rolleyes:

I would love to hear your pretzel logic about how some blogger telling people not to buy lottery tickets benefits Jews and destroys white western civilization. Seriously.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5364 on: October 23, 2018, 03:03:36 PM »
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What possible motivation could a jew have for increasing their chances of winning shekels?!? :tuss:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5365 on: October 23, 2018, 08:14:06 PM »
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What possible motivation could a jew have for increasing their chances of winning shekels?!? :tuss:

Yes, surely her blog will stop enough whites from buying lotto tickets that the jews will be able to win and hoard it all for themselves.  :rolleyes:

Meanwhile on Stormfront or MPC there are probably 888s about how the lotto is a jew invention designed to part whites from their money and you should never play. At least, I assume there are, but I don't want to give noted jew Pleasureman my hard earned shekels to find out.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5366 on: October 24, 2018, 12:49:30 AM »
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Dog, you idiot, they dont want to win it - they cant stand the idea of a filthy goyim lucking into enough shekels to never need high interest loans or credit cards or being able to pay for healthcare without insurance.

The jews entire culture revolves around MAKING MONEY OFF GOYIM VIA USURY. A goy who can pay in cash up front is their worst nightmare.

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« Reply #5367 on: October 24, 2018, 05:11:23 AM »
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Dog, you idiot, they dont want to win it - they cant stand the idea of a filthy goyim lucking into enough shekels to never need high interest loans or credit cards or being able to pay for healthcare without insurance.

The jews entire culture revolves around MAKING MONEY OFF GOYIM VIA USURY. A goy who can pay in cash up front is their worst nightmare.

Every single jew is a moneylender, and one lottery winner will destroy them. Got it. You're not crazy at all, you're completely logical and sensible.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5368 on: October 24, 2018, 09:41:28 AM »
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Dog, you idiot, they dont want to win it - they cant stand the idea of a filthy goyim lucking into enough shekels to never need high interest loans or credit cards or being able to pay for healthcare without insurance.

The jews entire culture revolves around MAKING MONEY OFF GOYIM VIA USURY. A goy who can pay in cash up front is their worst nightmare.

Don't forget when they write articles claiming to be a fellow white person. That really steams my hams!

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5369 on: October 24, 2018, 09:44:02 AM »
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Dog, you idiot, they dont want to win it - they cant stand the idea of a filthy goyim lucking into enough shekels to never need high interest loans or credit cards or being able to pay for healthcare without insurance.

The jews entire culture revolves around MAKING MONEY OFF GOYIM VIA USURY. A goy who can pay in cash up front is their worst nightmare.

Every single jew is a moneylender, and one lottery winner will destroy them. Got it. You're not crazy at all, you're completely logical and sensible.

 :alex: They don't charge each other interest.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5370 on: October 24, 2018, 09:50:08 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5371 on: October 24, 2018, 11:29:49 AM »
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Let's say that 99.9% of journalists worshiped Footlocker instead of being jewish. What possible motivation could they have for unrelentingly biased opinion pieces against Payless?

Oh! It must be because they want to buy all the Payless shoes for themselves!

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« Reply #5372 on: October 24, 2018, 02:00:11 PM »
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« Reply #5373 on: October 24, 2018, 02:03:08 PM »
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It's so nice to see another thread turn into one of those schoolyard retard slapfights where two tards whom everyone hates start fighting.

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« Reply #5374 on: October 24, 2018, 03:35:09 PM »
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Imagine my shock 
His name was Harry Anderson