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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5025 on: March 05, 2018, 05:05:48 AM »
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I went undercover in the alt-right
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-43131290

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The violence in Charlottesville that day drew new attention to the rising subculture of the alt-right - an amorphous collection of nationalists, traditionalists, race obsessives, hardcore Trump supporters and others who found each other online. They are a subgroup of the wider far right and often claim to be a new political vanguard, although critics say they are nothing but fascists who have learned how to use social media.

And Patrik Hermansson was well-placed to make sense of the events in Charlottesville and their wider impact. By then he had been undercover in the alt-right - in the UK, Europe and the US - for a year.

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"It's a simple process really," Hermansson says of his mission to infiltrate alt-right groups for the anti-racism campaign group Hope Not Hate. "You start by building a new identity, based on what you think they will like and what they will be interested in having in their organisation. And then you approach them, like any new guy interested in the far right would - via the internet."

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In attempting to infiltrate extreme groups, Patrik's back-story was that he was an exchange student, studying in London: "I wanted to appear academic, because I knew they were interested in having people that were academically minded."

His Swedish background also helped. Among the groups he frequented were many neo-Nazis who like fascists in the 1930s and 40s, lionise Swedes as an original "unspoilt" version of the Aryan race.

"They believed that people from Scandinavia are more racially pure," he says. "And of course, that was a myth back then, and it's a myth now… but people said to me in very clear words, 'Oh, you are the master race.'"

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But among the activists at the pro-Brexit demo were more extreme types, including the organiser of a group that Patrik had been investigating called the London Forum. The Forum has hosted holocaust deniers and conspiracy theorists at its meetings. In a statement, a spokesman for the group said: "The London Forum comprises a range of people who care about their country and its demographic future and who wish to register their disagreement with the nigh ubiquitous enforced agenda of multiracialism and multiculturalism that threatens to destroy our identity irreversibly."

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"Some people think it's the fear that's the hardest thing, but it's quite seldom that you are actually afraid," he says. "It's the stress you have to live with constantly. You have two phones. You have two lives and you can't combine them in any way."

motherfucker, you're not a secret agent

here's the cunning infiltrator:



the nyt did an interview with him that included pics of him taping a microphone to himself like he's some kind of fucking mob informant  :rolleyes:
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5026 on: March 05, 2018, 08:22:10 AM »
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the nyt did an interview with him that included pics of him taping a microphone to himself like he's some kind of fucking mob informant  :rolleyes:

*goes undercover for a year*

*produces nothing of substance*

*has the same insight as literally anyone would have reading Twitter*

Tim Pool he is not.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5027 on: March 05, 2018, 08:32:29 AM »
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Every now and then I still post on SA and heroically refrain from calling them a bunch of nigger-loving ballless commie faggots. Can I get an interview with the New York Times?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5028 on: March 05, 2018, 11:37:00 AM »
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he looks EXACTLY like the sort of pantifa infiltrator I expected

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5029 on: March 05, 2018, 11:54:17 AM »
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Did he not consider just being normal and friendly and.. oh

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5030 on: March 05, 2018, 02:24:58 PM »
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With as much doublethink as leftist ideology involves you'd think they'd  be better at this kind of thing.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5031 on: March 06, 2018, 07:46:23 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU</a>

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5032 on: March 06, 2018, 07:58:15 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU</a>

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>This is not about replacing jobs

Lol, he fucking knew.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5033 on: March 07, 2018, 09:55:31 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU</a>

Can a robot cook a 1/8th pound hamburger as well as a human?  Sure, I guess.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5034 on: March 07, 2018, 07:44:37 PM »
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"doneness" of a fast food cheeseburger

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5035 on: March 07, 2018, 08:19:55 PM »
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I can’t tell if I’m super jaded or what, I see that and think, “so what, it’s a mechanical arm with a timer.” We’ve had that stuff for like 40 years, just maybe not in that specific application.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5036 on: March 07, 2018, 10:52:37 PM »
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You're missing the point. Up until now, mechanical arms with timers have only taken jobs from skilled, white, blue collar workers.

After 40 years, somebody *finally* has the balls to apply that technology to jobs niggers want $15 an hour for.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5037 on: March 08, 2018, 03:10:26 AM »
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/07/amazon-is-aware-of-alexa-creepy-laughter.html

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Amazon is aware that Alexa is scaring people with creepy laughter   

Amazon is aware that its Alexa virtual assistant has been freaking people out with seemingly random and "creepy" laughter and is working to fix the issue, the company told CNBC in a statement.

Over the last several weeks, some owners of Amazon's Echo smart speakers or other Alexa-enabled devices have posted on Twitter and Reddit that their devices have spontaneously started laughing without being triggered or when asked to do other things.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5038 on: March 08, 2018, 03:39:11 AM »
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i looked up a video of the amazon alexa laugh and got something way better i knew there was a reason i dont block youtube ads

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkfpqGWzHCE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkfpqGWzHCE</a>
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5039 on: March 08, 2018, 05:11:53 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU</a>

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>This is not about replacing jobs

Lol, he fucking knew.

When starbucks does the same are goons gonna die out?? Post predictions ITT

Starbucks is going to do it.  They have already moved to super automatic espresso machines so there is no real skill involved at all anymore, you're just following instructions. 

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5040 on: March 09, 2018, 06:41:37 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1mQtJaypU</a>

:happening:

>This is not about replacing jobs

Lol, he fucking knew.

When starbucks does the same are goons gonna die out?? Post predictions ITT

Starbucks is going to do it.  They have already moved to super automatic espresso machines so there is no real skill involved at all anymore, you're just following instructions.

So they don't hire niggers anymore?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5041 on: March 12, 2018, 09:25:09 AM »
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“Raugh at the hair room in Auschwitz”.. this dude is a real prick. He’s fitting in anti-Asian rhetoric that not even the proper fact checkers are picking up on, along with this vile anti-semitism.

Plus he looks like a Jew.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5042 on: March 12, 2018, 07:32:53 PM »
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Turns out China is full of white supremacist alt-right Nazis, who knew?

A torture for the eyes”: Chinese moviegoers think Black Panther is just too black

Marvel’s first black superhero film Black Panther made a strong debut in China, taking in more than $63 million this weekend and helping it cross the billion-dollar mark globally. And while the film filled seats in China, it didn’t exactly bring in rave reviews from Chinese audiences—in fact, online reviews hint at subtle racism and discomfort with the all-black cast.

Set in Wakanda, a fictional country in East Africa that’s hidden from the outside world, the movie portrayed a romanticized version of Africa that had never been touched by the white man. Led by a cast of black actors and actresses, the film presented how the king of the country, T’Challa, used his intelligence, ancestral knowledge, and access to advance technologies to become the superhero Black Panther.

But the movie—which comes as a timely portrayal and celebration of blackness half a century after Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination—is hardly resonating with Chinese audiences. On Douban, China’s IMDb-esque platform, the film holds a 6.8 rating out of 10 (link in Chinese)—almost half of science-fiction and action movies rated by Douban users have a better score. Outside of China, Black Panther is on track to become the highest-rated superhero movie, according to Rotten Tomatoes; 97% of reviews from critics have been positive.

Some moviegoers disliked Black Panther because they felt Marvel was trying too hard to be politically correct (link in Chinese). While many reviewers on Douban stopped short of leaving overtly racist comments about the film, many discussed their discomfort of being surrounded by so much blackness.

“Maybe the Chinese are still not used to a film full of black people,” wrote one reviewer on Douban (link in Chinese). The commenter said he had to pinch himself more than 10 times to stay awake during the movie because “Black Panther is black, all the major characters are black, a lot of scenes are black, the car-chasing scene is black—the blackness has really made me drowsy.”

Another reviewer who came into the theater late made a similar observation: “When I entered the theater, a bunch of black people was fighting in the night… I’ve never been in a theater so dark that I couldn’t find my seat.”

Someone else said the experience was worse in 3D (link in Chinese): “The film is filled with black actors and actresses. Also, because the film’s colors are a bit dark, it’s nearly a torture for the eyes to watch the film’s 3D version in the theater.”

It’s yet another reminder of China’s limited exposure to race. Last month, in the annual Lunar New Year TV gala by China’s state broadcaster CCTV, producers had a Chinese actress in blackface and cast a black actor to play a monkey. In October, a Chinese museum hosted an exhibition titled “This is Africa” that juxtaposed images of black people to animals, including monkeys and cheetahs.

China has made a significant and influential foray into Africa over the past couple of decades with huge presence from major Chinese government-backed enterprises and thousands of private Chinese entrepreneurs and workers moving to various countries to seek their fortune. The interaction has for the most part been amicable and usually seen as mutually beneficial but there have also been notable moments of cultural and racial tension in some countries.

Still, Black Panther could be a start for Chinese people to learn about the black culture, argues writer Niesha Davis on Shanghai-based digital publication Sixth Tone. “Exposure to pop culture that encompasses diverse representations of black people can exert a powerful influence on how individuals conceive of them,” Davis wrote.


https://qz.com/1226449/a-torture-for-the-eyes-chinese-moviegoers-think-black-panther-is-too-black/


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5043 on: March 12, 2018, 10:56:54 PM »
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Aren't they constantly lecturing everybody that you have to have a movie full of people like you so you can identify with the characters? According to them it's only natural that Chinese don't give a fuck about an all-black movie.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5044 on: March 13, 2018, 01:35:17 AM »
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I’ve never been in a theater so dark that I couldn’t find my seat

All the alt-right nazis on all the alt-right nazi web 1.0 hateosphere and we're being upped by a chinaman in a newspaper. Sad!

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5045 on: March 13, 2018, 02:21:51 AM »
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College student kicked out of class for telling professor there are only two genders

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A religious studies major was barred from Christianity class at Indiana University of Pennsylvania for saying during class that there are only two genders.

Lake Ingle, a senior at the university, said he was silenced and punished by IUP Professor Alison Downie for questioning her during a Feb. 28 “Christianity 481: Self, Sin, and Salvation” lecture.

After showing a 15-minute TED Talk by transgender ex-pastor Paula Stone Williams discussing the “reality” of “mansplaining,” “sexism from men,” and “male privilege,” the professor asked the women in the class to share their thoughts. When no women in the class said anything, Ingle spoke up, challenging the professor on biology and the gender wage gap.

He told the class that the official view of biologists is that there are only two genders.

The feminist professor booted him from class and asked him not to come back. She referred him to the public university’s Academic Integrity Board (AIB). Ingle needs to complete the class to graduate at the end of the semester.

“You are barred from attending this class in accordance with the Classroom Disruption policy,” IUP Provost Timothy Moerland told Ingle in a March 2 letter.

Ingle said what the professor did was unconstitutional.

“My professor is violating my First Amendment rights because of the fact that my views and ideology is different from hers,” Ingle told Fox News. “So she took it on herself to silence and embarrass me – bully me – for speaking up in class.”

Downie accused the conservative libertarian student of “disrespectful objection,” “refusal to stop talking out of turn,” “angry outbursts in response to being required to listen to a trans speaker discuss the reality of white male privilege and sexism,” and “disrespectful references to the validity of trans identity and experience.”

Ingle doesn’t see this as a transgender, women’s rights, or wage issue, but rather as free speech and an example of the constant misuse of intellectual power at universities.

“It is my firmest belief that every human being has the freedom and right to identify, dress, and represent oneself as they see fit,” Ingle said. “I think this is all an attempt to silence my views personally because they contradict the ones she pushes in class so evidently.”

Ingle objected to Downie’s “overall abuse” as a professor “indoctrinating” students because she won’t listen to the other side of a controversial argument.

“You can’t say that anecdotal evidence is fact,” Ingle said. “My professor pretty much just tried to shut me up because she was just letting women speak. I brought up the fact that biologists don’t agree that there’s more than two genders and I said the wage gap she’s referring to – 77 cents on the dollar – that even the New York Times debunked that.”

Downie and Ingle had an AIB hearing Friday, with a ruling set for March 19.

If the board rules against Ingle, he won’t graduate in May. Regardless, he plans on someday becoming a professor.

“When you see that kind of misuse of intellectual power, you want to be the person that comes back and does it responsibly and with morals,” Ingle said. “Instead of being the purveyor of your ideology, you can be an educator.”

How the fuck was this in a Christianity class?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5046 on: March 13, 2018, 02:40:09 AM »
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Religious studies programs (and divinity schools) are generally run by smug NPR-listening atheists.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5047 on: March 13, 2018, 09:08:53 AM »
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I went to IUP. The answer is they're full poz.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5048 on: March 13, 2018, 12:07:01 PM »
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I went to IUP. The answer is they're full poz.

Yep - completely infested by the communistic left. I wonder if Gov. Holcomb is going to get involved - these schools need their state funding clawed back when they treat their students like this. They completely trampled that kid's rights and needs to get bitchsmacked.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5049 on: March 13, 2018, 12:26:57 PM »
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I went to IUP. The answer is they're full poz.

Yep - completely infested by the communistic left. I wonder if Gov. Holcomb is going to get involved - these schools need their state funding clawed back when they treat their students like this. They completely trampled that kid's rights and needs to get bitchsmacked.

IUP is in PA. Wolf is a pozlord.