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Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« on: June 28, 2014, 01:37:08 AM »
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Doxxnet presents

a Something Sensitive exclusive

Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST CONTAINS ALLEGATIONS MADE BY A THIRD PARTY. WE WANT TO BE CLEAR THAT SOMETHING SENSITIVE MAKES NO CLAIMS AS TO THE VERACITY OF THESE ALLEGATIONS. WE ARE SIMPLY REPEATING STATEMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS, IN ALL FAIRNESS, A) A WOMAN, AND B) PROBABLY NUTS. SOMETHING SENSITIVE- WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT THE SOURCE OF THIS INFO WAS NOT THE DOXXNET TIPLINE. THE PERSON WHO SHARED THIS INFORMATION NEVER ASKED TO BE KEPT ANONYMOUS, OR ASKED US TO KEEP THIS INFORMATION UNDER WRAPS. THE INFO WAS SHARED VOLUNTARILY,  LOUDLY AMD REPEATEDLY. SOME PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT BOTH OF THE PARTIES IN THIS STORY, THOUGH FREELY GIVEN TO US, HAS BEEN REDACTED IN THE INTEREST OF COMMON DECENCY.

Part 1: A Distant Early Warning

Many of you are aware that successfur Amelican businessman Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka recently went on a trip to China, leaving behind a broken forum. What you may not know is that he allegedly left a broken heart behind as well.

Earlier this month, one of our members recieved the following personal message from a new reg called "lulz":
Quote from: lulz
(***) ***-**** Richard gets back on the 5th. That's his cell #. Do something magical w it.
Signed
Someone he's been stalking the entire time the archives and search have been down

Now, we here at Something Sensitive are in the business of cancelling pizzas, not ordering them. We are also not your personal army. So we resisted the urge to ask Lowtax if he has stairs in his house, and went about our lives, giving the matter no more thought. "lulz" made a few posts and then left:



But you can buy an Archive Upgrade and help Lowtax pay for a new bottle of ambien and speed then actually lose your 30 bux It's like Kickstarter but somehow even worse.
MASS EXODUS PREDICTED

I've just back charged my fairly recent forums account I hope all the teen troons ask their step fathers to do the same.

The year is 2014. The SA forums are as broken as the people who oversee them. It is now more shameful to have an AVI on SS that reads  ASK ME ABOUT MY ACCOUNT  ON THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS

People say and joke about a lot of crazy shit here at Something Sensitive. Sometimes, they even tell the truth. So it's not hard to understand why we didn't pay particular attention to this drive-by shitposting.

Weeks later, on another part of the internet, a message appeared. It seemed that once again, we would cross paths with lulz:



Stay tuned for

Part 2: Return Of The lulz

For anyone who doesn't know who the fuck "Lulz" is, this is her profile: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2109.
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2014, 01:40:15 AM »
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first post
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2014, 01:41:17 AM »
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2014, 01:47:19 AM »
+1
Post the phone number
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2014, 02:29:07 AM »
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lowtax went troon? the circle is complete.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2014, 02:31:06 AM »
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Please tell me Part 2 will be happening soon.  There's nothing worth watching on TV tonight.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2014, 02:36:33 AM »
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Ground floor? :stare:

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2014, 02:39:16 AM »
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2014, 02:40:02 AM »
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Shes pretty psycho
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2014, 02:41:27 AM »
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2014, 02:43:35 AM »
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i assume thats for gapo to put in part 2 I dunno. This aint my show.

She acted like we were a bunch of permabanned houseshitting attack dogs and would call his house etc for no reason.
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2014, 02:51:43 AM »
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Well it's not like Lowtax hasn't posted before about his uncanny ability to make bad choices when it comes to women.  I wonder whether she can give us any insight on why Lowtax went to China and who paid for his trip. 

Any reports about him making poor lifestyle choices aren't exactly going to be breaking news.

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She acted like we were a bunch of permabanned houseshitting attack dogs and would call his house etc for no reason.

You mean she thought we'd act like goons?

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2014, 02:59:29 AM »
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Sounds far fetched, but I'm certainly not one to judge.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2014, 03:05:29 AM »
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:happening:

I'm a bit cynical about this one.  Let's see what "secrets" are actually revealed before we get too excited.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2014, 03:10:40 AM »
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:happening:

I'm a bit cynical about this one.  Let's see what "secrets" are actually revealed before we get too excited.

this. I have a feeling shes just a jilted bitch and will say a bunch of stdh.txt
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2014, 03:13:49 AM »
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Good to see you're going through with this. Not expecting much but any laffs at lowtax's expense are good ones.


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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2014, 03:14:34 AM »
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:happening:

I'm a bit cynical about this one.  Let's see what "secrets" are actually revealed before we get too excited.

this. I have a feeling shes just a jilted bitch and will say a bunch of stdh.txt
There's plenty of stuff to make fun of when it comes to Something Awful without making shit up. I tend to tune out shit like this unless you can actually find it yourself on Google or something.

And people do make shit up. Don't act like it ain't happening. Ya'll niggas are sometimes like a bunch of gabbing bitches and it turns into telephone and shit. "Chink wife" turns into fucking mail order brides and shit.

Goddamn I've been watching too many nigga movies.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2014, 03:48:40 AM »
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If this is a woman scorned situation then Lowtax is going to know who she is so she might as well just post the dirt herself (whether here or elsewhere) rather than filtering it through doxxnet.  If it's stuff which can be verified through internet searches, then her knowledge of that stuff could come from the internet in the first place rather than from personal interaction with Lowtax.

While it's going to be fun to see what allegations lulz makes about Lowtax, unless restraining orders are applied for I'm not going to give a whole lot of credence to claims he's been stalking someone because it's an accusation so often made by people who are themselves obsessed with someone who doesn't return their interest.

Either way, just post whatever she has to say instead of trying to build suspense by trickling it out.  It's going to get linked on SA and they're going to turn up to read it for themselves regardless of whether you dump it all at once or ration it out but the latter will frustrate the hell out of us.
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2014, 04:49:36 AM »
+2
Now taking bets on who sounds craziest by the end of the thread.

The dark horse is Goons.
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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2014, 04:57:04 AM »
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where do we place our bets that this is shmorky

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2014, 04:58:07 AM »
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT GET PREGS FROM LOWTAX RAWDOGGIN MY NEOVAG ALL DAY EVERY DAY

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2014, 04:58:47 AM »
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Now taking bets on who sounds craziest by the end of the thread.

Something tells me it's not going to be Lowtax.

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2014, 05:01:59 AM »
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Waiting with much anticipation

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2014, 06:06:37 AM »
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Gapo you big tease

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Re: Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy: Lowtax Edition
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2014, 06:36:52 AM »
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Gapo you big tease

srsly man.  waiting here...



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