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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2175 on: September 28, 2018, 11:19:46 AM »
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"denying the gender spectrum"  :facepalm:

it'd be cool if they passed laws banning it like the holocaust denial laws in europe
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2176 on: October 04, 2018, 07:17:44 PM »
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Remember Gertz Kuntzman? The faggot who was completely traumatized by the mind-numbing recoil and sheer power of a .223-caliber rifle? Well, now he's supporting a political cartoon attacking a 10 year old girl.

https://twitter.com/GershKuntzman/status/1047562531189870592
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Kavanaugh used his daughter's nightly prayer in his opening statement. As such, fair game. Sorry.

It's pretty bad when even Chelsea Clinton thinks you're an asshole.

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Please leave Judge Kavanaugh’s daughters alone. They do not belong in your cartoons, “jokes”, or skits. If you can’t make your point about Judge Kavanaugh, whatever it may be, without bullying his kids, it’s not worth making.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2177 on: October 04, 2018, 07:21:04 PM »
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Liberal Logic: All women are queens unless they are the enemy or related to the enemy. Hmmmmm why do all these obviously faulty women keep supporting conservatives?

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2178 on: October 07, 2018, 09:11:20 PM »
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nah im a
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2179 on: November 02, 2018, 04:58:44 PM »
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Military-Grade Night Vision Gear Is Widely Available To Civilians — And That’s A Problem by Heebie Shecklestein

Only a beta bitch would think hunting feral hogs in any capacity is problematic.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2180 on: November 02, 2018, 06:56:20 PM »
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THOSE FUCKING HAIRLINES.


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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2181 on: November 05, 2018, 08:08:40 AM »
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THOSE FUCKING HAIRLINES.

Face all twisted up to hold back the tears of loneliness while looking sexy and also like he totally didn't finish masturbating 5 minutes ago.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2182 on: November 05, 2018, 08:40:19 AM »
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Like looking into a mirror, isn't it?

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2183 on: November 06, 2018, 03:11:35 PM »
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You can buy night scopes for nerf guns now...
My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2184 on: November 13, 2018, 01:16:06 PM »
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Why don’t straight men in America feel comfortable holding hands?

Yes. Fight TOXIC MASCULINITY and hold hands while skipping down the street, you guys. Also suck each other's dicks and let your wife's boyfriend fuck your ass. :goonette:

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2185 on: November 13, 2018, 01:25:02 PM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year. 


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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2186 on: November 13, 2018, 01:58:25 PM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year.

A Seth Rogen appearance bmi and lifestyle is what all men should aspire to have. Dude...weed! Dude....beard! Dude...donuts!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2187 on: November 14, 2018, 06:49:00 AM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year.

A Seth Rogen appearance bmi and lifestyle is what all men should aspire to have. Dude...weed! Dude....beard! Dude...donuts!
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2188 on: November 14, 2018, 11:29:12 AM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year.

A Seth Rogen appearance bmi and lifestyle is what all men should aspire to have. Dude...weed! Dude....beard! Dude...donuts!
+beer

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2189 on: November 14, 2018, 12:10:09 PM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year.

A Seth Rogen appearance bmi and lifestyle is what all men should aspire to have. Dude...weed! Dude....beard! Dude...donuts!
+beer

MUH IPAS !!1!!1!!!!
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2190 on: November 14, 2018, 12:53:31 PM »
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Notice how they never tell you anymore to be a dandy or a metrosexual anymore?

Both of those things involve taking care of yourself, and putting an effort into your appearance. Can't be having any form of self improvement in the current year.

A Seth Rogen appearance bmi and lifestyle is what all men should aspire to have. Dude...weed! Dude....beard! Dude...donuts!
+beer

MUH IPAS !!1!!1!!!!
+ craft beer
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