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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2350 on: May 06, 2018, 02:17:27 PM »
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The white colonials never enslaved anyone. They never even left the coastline. They couldn't because they would swiftly die of malaria.
Colonials didn't enter the mainland until he early 1900s when anti malarial pills were developed. That's 40 years after slavery was made illegal in the States.
The niggers captured and enslaved their own people and then sold them to primarily jewish slavers.
And as far as the subtext of your image. The Africans didn't place any value on any of their natural resources. They didn't mine for anything. They didn't domesticate animals. They didn't even develop large scale farming methods.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2351 on: May 07, 2018, 08:32:25 AM »
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43994087
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Four pharmaceutical companies have been raided in Nigeria after a BBC investigation into the role of cough syrup containing codeine in an addiction epidemic.

The firms are in Lagos, Ilorin and Kano, the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control said.

Nigeria this week announced a ban on the production and import of the syrup.

The BBC investigation showed the syrup being sold on the black market for young Nigerians to get high.

The probe recorded a number of pharmaceutical employees selling the drug illegally.

Prices of the syrup on the black market have shot up since the ban.

Officials estimate that about three million bottles of codeine syrup are being drunk a day in just two states, Kano and Jigawa.

Excessive consumption of codeine can cause organ failure and schizophrenia.


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It really is dey culcha...

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I'm not sure what I'm shocked by more: the fact that Africans are as obsessed with purple drank as blacks in the US or that there are 4 pharmaceutical companies in Nigeria.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2352 on: May 07, 2018, 08:53:56 AM »
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Those 4 companies have recently come into a large windfall of money and need to get it into the United States but can't do it by normal means so if you send them your bank account number they will deposit that money into your account and you can keep a large percentage of it.  :jesse:

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2353 on: May 09, 2018, 11:27:11 AM »
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A Nigger in Time bombs hard and is called out as Disney’s only failure: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lone-loser-disneys-big-quarter-wrinkle-time-220638977.html

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2354 on: May 09, 2018, 11:33:35 AM »
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Maybe hiring an illiterate black woman to adapt a book wasn't the best strategy.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2355 on: May 10, 2018, 10:55:40 AM »
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A Nigger in Time bombs hard and is called out as Disney’s only failure: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lone-loser-disneys-big-quarter-wrinkle-time-220638977.html

You mean brownwashing a new-agey British book specifically to pander to the black community (who've probably had little exposure to the book in the first place) wasn't a good idea!? Who knew !?

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2356 on: May 10, 2018, 01:28:46 PM »
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That seemed more like an example of "well it's been around forever so therefore it must be a popular movie!" flops.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2357 on: May 11, 2018, 10:41:40 AM »
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Fagmins please rename this thread to The Gorilla Channel

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2358 on: May 11, 2018, 12:49:06 PM »
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Fagmins please rename this thread to The Gorilla Channel

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2360 on: May 11, 2018, 05:34:42 PM »
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I oppose this on the basis that it is offensive to gorillas.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2363 on: May 15, 2018, 05:44:00 AM »
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I thought the Gorilla Channel was BET?

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2364 on: May 18, 2018, 11:28:31 AM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2366 on: May 18, 2018, 08:19:28 PM »
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Nigger stink is real

Why is this? I know exactly what you’re talking about, but I also know the “white” blacks I’m friends with don’t stink.  Is it a cultural thing? Like “we noble pocs use X product” or simply they don’t wash?

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Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2367 on: May 18, 2018, 09:58:00 PM »
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It seems like ghetto laziness to me. Their hygiene sucks, and a lot of ghetto niggers don’t wear deodorant or try to mask that shit in axe body spray or something. A place I worked had to put up signs in the restroom because some niggas out on the production floor never heard of speed stick.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2368 on: May 18, 2018, 10:04:46 PM »
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There was a whole verse of that "Read a Motherfucking Book" video devoted to "Wear deodorant, Nigga!"

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2369 on: May 18, 2018, 10:10:22 PM »
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There was a whole verse of that "Read a Motherfucking Book" video devoted to "Wear deodorant, Nigga!"

Was literally about to post that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2370 on: May 19, 2018, 05:28:52 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2371 on: May 20, 2018, 10:43:22 AM »
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Starbucks To Open 27,739 Homeless Shelters

https://amp.azcentral.com/amp/626450002

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The Seattle-based chain is now allowing any person to use the bathroom or sit in one of its stores even if they don’t buy anything.

Starbucks told workers to consider anyone who walks into its stores a customer, “regardless of whether they make a purchase.

:stewart:

I'm sure this won't have any unintended consequences, nosiree!

But this is where we are now: businesses aren't private property, and can't make people leave.
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Starbucks is a public place — anybody can go in there anytime they want,” said 25-year-old Raymond Castillo. “If unless they’re causing trouble, they can stay in there as many times as they want.

And those fine young men who were suing Starbucks for $1 because "it's not abount the money?" :lolnoxl:

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Starbucks announced a settlement in early May with Nelson and Robinson.

The agreement included free tuition for the pair at Arizona State University, a confidential financial settlement and continued discussion of how to prevent "similar occurrences at any Starbucks location."

Following the agreement, Johnson, the Starbucks CEO, thanked the men.

Why Arizona? Fuck if I know. Probably because Starbucks told them "we'll move you and send you to college anywhere you want."

We are rapidly reaching a time where the left feels that calling the po-lice on any black person is an attack and death sentence. They want fines on white people who call the police on blacks, and the instituting of "ghetto justice" as the national law--ie you don't call the police on anyone short of rape or murder, and either solve it yourself by fighting them, getting your friends to fight them, or quietly take it like a bitch. Somebody is dealing drugs in front of your house/school? Don't call the cops. Somebody breaks into your house? Don't call the cops. Somebody hits your car? Don't call the cops. Somebody is blasting music at 3am? Don't call the cops. It's pretty much legalizing all crime for black people and erasing the social contract of why we have police and laws.

I mean, just read these comments and you'll see this is how black people really think:
https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/the-complexity-of-not-calling-the-police-while-black-1826109170

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I honestly can’t remember ever calling the police on anybody. And it hasn’t always been because of the ever-increasing database of proof we have of police interactions going wrong.

For most of my life, it’s been rooted in my deep distrust for the police in general. Sure, I like individuals who happen to be police officers, but I’m totally cool on the institution itself.

The author then goes into a litney of times his "vibrant neighbors" pissed him off--parking in his space, stealing his electricity, murdering a 15 year old kid, playing loud, profane music, etc. And he finishes by saying:
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I’ll never call the police unless an actual crime is taking place because I’ve conditioned myself to believe that nothing short of a felony rises to the occasion of making a call. I know I’m not alone in this.

The commentators then give a whole bunch of great solutions, like "be a dangerous man and fight them", "get an agressive dog" (probably a pibble!), "pay to install fencing on your parking space and breakers on the external outlets."

THIS IS WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE:
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I’ve called the cops on exactly one person in my life, and that was when one of my employees sold people pot on the sales floor of my store while I was the store manager.

And if I wasn’t so stressed out by running that shithole, I might not have done it. But I was so cooked by then that watching him non-chalantly sell weed on my sales floor was the final straw. I knew if I cut him a break that could’ve eventually been my job, and I know that if he was bold enough to sell pot right in front of me, ON CAMERA, than it wasn’t the first time he had done it and it sure as hell wasn’t gonna be the last time. And even THEN, I only called the cops because I knew the officer that worked the mall and knew she wasn’t likely to start any crazy shit.

And even after that, I felt miserable when they put the dude in cuffs and escorted him out of my store. It made me feel like a snitch and a backstabber, even though I had every justification to call.

"I felt like a snitch calling the cops on my drug dealing employees." :swanson:

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My neighborhood decided to start a block watch program due to break ins, smashed car windows, graffiti, etc. I’m the only black person on this street and I showed up to the first block watch meeting for two reasons:

1.) To remind everyone that there’s a black person on the street

2.) To tell them that I’m not calling the cops ever.

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South East....You just can’t win. The cops are thugs. The thugs are thugs. And the regular people litter, cuss, play their horrible go go all night, and are generally uncivil to each other.

The fireworks that are actually fireworks (and not gun shots)...for why?

The roaming pack of cyclists and motorcyclists, just not really caring about red lights.

Headed to the crib just this evening. Chick in the left lane decides to hit her brakes and wave at some friend trying to walk into her house. Damn near caused an accident cause she wanted to wave at someone.

Knocking over porta-potties for no reason.

Cats lighting up J’s at the train station.

M&M and skittle fights on the train..

If the gentrified part of NW was like SE is now - it’s easy to see why black folks with means would move out to PG county and Silver Spring. Send my yout to school with these Bebe kids on the Green Line? Naw B.

I’ve lived all over the East Coast and the South - this is a particular level of dysfunction is shall we say special.

All these abandoned bikes and electric scooters just littering up the landscape.

South East is not going to “get better”. South East is going to be gentrified. And the problems of concentrated poverty, of concentrated anti-social behavior will just spread further into Maryland.

But I ain’t calling the Feds for nothing.

This is the world they want us all to live in.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2372 on: May 20, 2018, 12:06:35 PM »
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On one hand, I have zero sympathy for Starbucks failing badly at this game of rope-a-dope.  On the other hand, now a precedent has been set and we'll start to see other businesses rolling over for this as well.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2373 on: May 20, 2018, 12:38:57 PM »
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we'll start to see other businesses rolling over for this as well.

Call me a dreamer, but I'm waiting for other businesses to stand up against this bullshit and call it just that. I know most will probably roll over, but I'm hopeful that a handful will have a sane response that doesn't involve turning their spaces into a hangout for homeless drug addicts.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #2374 on: May 20, 2018, 05:37:32 PM »
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i hope it noticeably hurts starbucks' business with their actual paying customers who just want to drink coffee without having to step over reeking hobos or overdosing junkies
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