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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #250 on: March 27, 2018, 02:37:12 AM »
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You won't believe this one quick trick to kill your reelection chances Justine picked up in India


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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #251 on: March 27, 2018, 03:13:30 AM »
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he looks like a lesbian post-chemo
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #252 on: March 27, 2018, 08:02:09 AM »
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He's the super sleazy college dude who tries to play guitar and who is "totally here to listen to you" when girls are crying about their boyfriends, and then who tries some skeezy stuff when the girl is at her most vulnerable.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #253 on: March 27, 2018, 07:29:58 PM »
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You can't make this shit up


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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #254 on: March 27, 2018, 09:52:56 PM »
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He's the super sleazy college dude who tries to play guitar and who is "totally here to listen to you" when girls are crying about their boyfriends, and then who tries some skeezy stuff when the girl is at her most vulnerable.
He would essentially be a cult leader if he never made it into office and would probably run something suspicious like the Honor Academy Compound.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #255 on: March 28, 2018, 10:35:43 AM »
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You can't make this shit up



This is the government of Canada formally apologizing for an event that literally predates its existence.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #256 on: March 28, 2018, 11:12:53 AM »
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Is that an Indian or a cosplayer? Either case it looks dumb with or without context.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #257 on: March 28, 2018, 04:28:34 PM »
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I think they're all looking at him because his headdress fell down.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #258 on: March 28, 2018, 04:40:37 PM »
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Looks like he's been eating every part of the Buffalo.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #259 on: March 28, 2018, 09:08:59 PM »
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Trudaddy was never particularly well-liked in any significant way. He only came ahead in the 2015 election with a meager 39% of the vote, and the majority that did vote for him only did so because they were sick of Harper being little more than the Canuck copycat of Dubya. Now that Trudaddy has turned out to be even more spineless and gutless, the leaf media is now working overtime to possibly replace him with Jagmeet Singh.

I wouldn't hold my breath for the national Tories just yet. Andrew Scheer is an actual eunuch. Pray that he will get #MeToo'd for a perceived transgression against catladies in about a year and a half from now. It happened with Patrick Brown, and now Ontario actually has a chance of survival and redemption in the hands of Doug Ford. Hollyweird isn't completely useless yet, it seems.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #260 on: April 08, 2018, 03:50:27 PM »
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #261 on: April 08, 2018, 04:01:41 PM »
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #262 on: April 08, 2018, 06:54:57 PM »
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Lady, I'm p sure your dad died a month ago.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #263 on: April 08, 2018, 10:09:09 PM »
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ooh a minority! quick get a picture of me with it!

*I voted, reposted and hit liek on stuff for you to be here my dark pet, you better damn well get in the picture with me*
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #264 on: April 08, 2018, 10:17:59 PM »
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Imagine if that nurse was Norwegian tho

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #265 on: April 08, 2018, 10:18:22 PM »
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 Well shit she might be

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #266 on: April 24, 2018, 12:24:58 AM »
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Toronto got enriched.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/23/world/toronto-collision-pedestrians/index.html

You know the drill.

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Ten people are dead and 15 are injured after the driver of a van plowed into multiple pedestrians in Toronto on Monday in what appears to be a deliberate act, Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders said.

Saunders said the suspected driver, Alek Minassian, 25, of Richmond Hill, Ontario, was in custody. Minassian was arrested in a white rental van less than 30 minutes after police received a 911 call, Saunders said.
Minassian was previously known to Toronto authorities, according to a US law enforcement official briefed on the matter. Authorities said Minassian left a trail of destruction nearly a mile long, north of midtown Toronto.
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #267 on: April 24, 2018, 07:55:44 AM »
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Canadians embrace everyone, regardless of heritage or velocity.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #268 on: April 24, 2018, 08:25:02 AM »
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The media thought that he was another supreme gentleman thanks to this.


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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #269 on: April 24, 2018, 09:28:36 AM »
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The only people's opinions that are less valuable than actresses.

Voice actresses.
cry "bigot!" and let slip the troons of war

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #270 on: April 24, 2018, 10:27:52 AM »
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The only people's opinions that are less valuable than actresses.

Voice actresses.

Judging from her, her dad's face and the negress with the id tag, looks like she didn't even care to use some of that $10 million to have him in his final days with her or even a better retirement home.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #271 on: May 03, 2018, 06:47:19 AM »
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http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/de-facto-amnesty-a-look-at-the-daunting-reality-of-canadas-migrant-crisis

Canada will soon have more illegal border crossers than Syrian refugees

There are so many Mounties needed to process illegal border crossings in rural Quebec that the federal government is now spending $250,000 to build an unofficial police station on the U.S. border. In Toronto last week, Mayor John Tory announced that the number of refugee claimants in the city’s shelter system has quadrupled from 459 per night in 2016 to an average of 2,351 in 2018. And at least one Quebec politician is calling for a border fence with the U.S.

These are just some of the repercussions of the more than 20,000 illegal border crossings into Canada since early 2017, all of them made by foreign nationals seeking asylum. With the influx expected to grow even bigger this summer, here are the details of Canada’s ongoing migrant crisis.

The RCMP intercepted 1,890 illegal border crossers in the first three months of 2017. In the same period in 2018, that number soared to 5,052. Over the Easter Weekend alone, more than 600 crossed into Quebec, and provincial officials are expecting more than 400 per day as the weather gets warmer. Much of this activity is in Saint-Bernard-de-Lacolle, Que., where it’s particularly easy to cross over from Champlain, New York.

Any border-crosser at Saint-Bernard-de-Lacolle will pass by a bilingual sign saying “it is illegal to cross the border here” — and they will also be told as much by the area’s substantial police presence. However, while someone can be charged for entering Canada without authorization, those charges are waived once someone makes an asylum claim.

Even if refugee claims stopped tomorrow, this would be a daunting number, given that the Immigration and Refugee Board can only process about 1000 to 2,000 cases per month. And the claims keep coming. In March, the board was able to finalize a then-record 2,587 claims, but this was dwarfed by the 4,078 new refugee claims that piled up in the same month.

The backlog is complicated even further by the fact that illegal border crossers are already in the country when they file refugee claims. If Canada rejects an overseas immigrant, the decision is final. For a refugee claimant on Canadian soil, meanwhile, rejections are subject to a lengthy process of appeals, removal orders and, in extreme cases, Canada-wide arrest warrants.

Once an asylum seeker is deemed to be a refugee claimant, they are able to obtain work permits, as well as access to Canadian healthcare, public schools and even social assistance. It’s unknown how many border-crossers will be deemed true refugees, but considering the millions of Mexicans who have crossed the Rio Grande for far less, it’s easy to see to why economic factors might keep thousands of people streaming through southern Quebec. Illegally crossing the border is also quicker than legal refugee channels. Currently, even a sponsored refugee from Ethiopia faces a wait time of at least five years. For Indians, it’s seven years.

From a technical standpoint, many of the folks crossing at Champlain, N.Y., are not particularly strong candidates for refugee status. According to the federal government, the refugee system is meant to protect people who face death, “danger of torture” or cruel and unusual punishment if they return to their home country. Some claimants from Haiti and Nigeria will fit that description, such as gay men or those from places threatened by Boko Haram. But unlike Syria or Afghanistan, neither country fits the criteria for a war zone. Of the 2,552 claims from illegal border crossers that were finalized in 2017, only 53 per cent were accepted as refugees. The federal government even dispatched Haitian-born MP Emmanuel Dubourg to Miami to tell Haitians directly that most of them will be deported if they try to cross into Canada. But as the backlog piles up, it is taking longer and longer to process refugee claims. In October the wait time was 16 months. In February, it was 20 months. According to an internal report from the Immigrant and Refugee Board, if current rates of border crossing continue, the wait could be as long as 11 years by 2021. A 19-year-old crossing the border could be 30 with three kids by the time he ever has to make his case for staying in Canada. “Realistically, if it’s going to take 10 years to get a refugee hearing … you’ve almost got de facto amnesty,” said Raj Sharma, a Calgary-based immigration lawyer and former refugee protection officer.



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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #272 on: May 03, 2018, 07:06:18 AM »
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If the US wasn’t full of anti-white scum who want to replace us, we could just start cutting deals with Canada to offload our immigrants to them.  We get rid of immigrants, Canada can signal about how morally righteous they are, and immigrants get access to first world gibs.  Everyone walks away a winner.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #273 on: May 03, 2018, 08:39:57 AM »
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The real kicker is that services like public school and healthcare are funded at the provincial level, not the national level, so Trudeau and the Liberals are turning a blind eye to this shit and essentially making the provinces foot the bill. Ontario's debt to GDP ratio has jumped from 26 to 40.2 in the last decade, and it's only going to speed up as the border crossers inevitably congregate in Toronto.

Edit:

Take a look at this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrWGLjR1iKM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrWGLjR1iKM</a>

Now, a couple of the things Michelle says are a bit disingenuous, for example, she mentions a high unemployment rate, but the unemployment rate is actually quite low right now. However, pay attention to what the minister of immigration says. Notice he says, "Irregular Immigration" instead of "Illegal Immigration". The use of irregular here represents a softening of language. I think it speaks absolute volumes. They don't want to push the message that these crossings are against the law, just that these crossings are not how immigration is normally done. The language is meant to imply it's not bad, it's just a different way of doing things.
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #274 on: June 08, 2018, 07:39:02 AM »
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So dead former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's brother Doug just rode a wave of populism to a landslide victory in the largest province in Canada.