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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #150 on: May 16, 2017, 01:19:50 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #151 on: May 18, 2017, 06:22:35 AM »
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Singer Chris Cornell, who is best known for killing rock and roll with his faggy music, has died. 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #152 on: May 18, 2017, 08:35:52 AM »
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Cornell wrote the best bond song of all time, goddammit.  :colbert:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #153 on: May 18, 2017, 08:37:21 AM »
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He died of Superunknown causes

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #154 on: May 18, 2017, 09:01:52 AM »
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Roger Ailes, boogeyman of the Left and fired Fox News CEO. 77

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #155 on: May 18, 2017, 09:27:52 AM »
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Roger Ailes, boogeyman of the Left and fired Fox News CEO. 77

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #156 on: May 18, 2017, 08:05:41 PM »
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Cornell wrote the best bond song of all time, goddammit.  :colbert:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #157 on: May 18, 2017, 09:22:37 PM »
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Singer Chris Cornell, who is best known for killing rock and roll with his faggy music, has died. 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU</a>

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He's dead. Stone dead. Like A Stone, dead.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #158 on: May 18, 2017, 10:51:12 PM »
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Why is everyone acting like Jesus died?
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #159 on: May 19, 2017, 12:13:25 AM »
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Why is everyone acting like Jesus died?

You've seen what Chris Cornell looks like, right? And think about it: have you ever seen Chris Cornell and Jesus in the same place at the same time? Makes u think.  :adam:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #160 on: May 19, 2017, 08:16:17 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #161 on: May 19, 2017, 09:20:53 AM »
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Don't people always say "I had no idea he had thoughts of suicide" though? I mean, the person could have been carrying around a knife and a detailed diagram on his arm with "cut here" and people would still say "I had no idea he would do this!!!!"

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #162 on: May 19, 2017, 12:52:20 PM »
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Next year I think we should get double points if we can guess the mode of death.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #163 on: May 21, 2017, 10:05:06 AM »
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Still no details. Remember how we heard that Robin Williams put a belt over a door? David Carradine was in a closet. River Phoenix was at a night club shooting heroin or whatever. Details come out because it is public record. This is being kept quiet. If we don't hear something soon I'm putting all my money on autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #164 on: May 21, 2017, 11:56:00 AM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #165 on: May 21, 2017, 12:34:09 PM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #166 on: May 21, 2017, 01:45:12 PM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #167 on: May 21, 2017, 08:54:52 PM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.
He'll be locked up for Robin Hoodery. He steals jokes from the rich and gives them to the poor.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #168 on: May 21, 2017, 09:31:36 PM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #169 on: May 21, 2017, 10:41:45 PM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.

Gotcha.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #170 on: May 22, 2017, 12:41:30 AM »
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TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #171 on: May 22, 2017, 12:59:33 AM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #172 on: May 22, 2017, 06:36:43 AM »
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TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS

You and him both.   :megatriggered:



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2017, 07:46:24 AM »
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You and him both.   :megatriggered:
What, are we to the point that we can't goof around anymore?

Ok, let me explain this in painful detail because you are a retard. I was pretending to agree with you and was stating how we were going to dox AoA.  But because you have the mental capacity of a Goon, you don't get it. So now, there it is.

Fuck it... seriously, gas this whole joint.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #174 on: May 22, 2017, 09:17:58 AM »
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TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS

You and him both.   :megatriggered:



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