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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #225 on: June 17, 2017, 11:46:22 AM »
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Ugh, that'll mean a week of nonthing but RIP Kohl articles in the news for me.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #226 on: June 17, 2017, 08:41:39 PM »
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Stephen Furst, best known as the other fat guy from Animal House, has died.




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #227 on: June 17, 2017, 08:57:57 PM »
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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #228 on: June 19, 2017, 05:12:08 PM »
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World class idiot Otto Warmbier has died.  You'll remember Warmbier as the dumbass who went on vacation to North Korea, got arrested and thrown in prison for life.  The Norks freed him last week, but whoops, he had been in a persistent vegetative state for the last 17 months and they didn't bother to tell anybody. 




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #229 on: June 19, 2017, 05:28:37 PM »
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All so he could have a NORK poster to ironically put up in his hipster hovel.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #230 on: June 19, 2017, 10:53:30 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #231 on: June 20, 2017, 07:27:19 AM »
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Dammit Grandma, that's not Kool-Aid! Put your panties back on and get off my boyfriend!
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #233 on: June 20, 2017, 03:18:20 PM »
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:clint:

http://www.cnn-globalnews.com/2017/06/18/clint-eastwood-found-dead-of-apparent-heart-attack/

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That's dated a couple days ago and I don't recall seeing anyone else saying it, plus the link doesn't seem to work.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #234 on: June 20, 2017, 03:19:55 PM »
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Yeah apparently that's fake news.

Fell for it  :myecred:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #235 on: June 20, 2017, 03:20:18 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #236 on: June 20, 2017, 04:41:55 PM »
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Meanwhile, an actual celebrity death.

Prodigy, a member of the rap duo Mobb Deep, has died due to complications from sickle cell anemia (no, really). 

Mobb Deep is gay and Prodigy was another one of those blacks who can't rap his way out of a paper bag, so here's a song by Eminem instead.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #237 on: June 21, 2017, 11:18:06 AM »
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autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

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Literally no difference.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #238 on: June 24, 2017, 03:06:20 AM »
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Jimmy Nalls - legender guitarist. 34 points.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #239 on: July 03, 2017, 09:22:23 PM »
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Stevie Ryan, the greatest female impressionist since Carol Burnett, has died from an apparent suicide.

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A great talent gone too soon.  RIP

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #240 on: July 06, 2017, 04:27:10 PM »
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Is it too late to add Meredith Salenger to my list?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #241 on: July 06, 2017, 05:57:56 PM »
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Is it too late to add Meredith Salenger to my list?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #242 on: July 06, 2017, 06:17:20 PM »
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Stevie Ryan, the greatest female impressionist since Carol Burnett, has died from an apparent suicide.

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A great talent gone too soon.  RIP

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #243 on: July 08, 2017, 07:25:14 PM »
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Actor Nelsan Ellis, best known for playing the character of Lafayette Reynolds on "True Blood," has died at the age of 39.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #244 on: July 09, 2017, 06:57:23 AM »
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Joan Lee, voice actress and wife of Stan Lee, passed a few days ago. 5 points.

Sad to think about, but it's time to add old Stan to your list next year if he makes it through this one :(

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #245 on: July 09, 2017, 07:54:52 AM »
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They were married for 70 years.  I hope Stan can bounce back, but it doesn't seem likely.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #246 on: July 09, 2017, 09:40:51 AM »
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I have him on my list for this year. And last year, too. I think.

Anyway, I saw this coming.
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« Reply #247 on: July 09, 2017, 11:03:54 AM »
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I don't give a shit about comics but he does seem like such a nice guy, and good to his fans. Bummer.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #248 on: July 09, 2017, 05:42:26 PM »
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I don't give a shit about comics but he does seem like such a nice guy, and good to his fans. Bummer.

My favorite Stan Lee thing was this, which was cut from one of the Avenger movies

https://youtu.be/Pov4qMSfg9w?t=124
Stan getting shitfaced off of Thor's god booze was pretty good, too.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #249 on: July 12, 2017, 10:37:42 PM »
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http://www.independent.co.uk/topic/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi

I suppose it would be best to wait a few months before making it legit but this gonna net those of us who have him a load of points. Thanks, Russia.