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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #250 on: July 13, 2017, 08:10:55 AM »
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Abu Bakmed Goatfucker is the next Osama, we just don't fucking know what is going on with him, he's probably dead, he's probably alive in some cave in the middle of nowhere, in John McCain's basement, or in a tropical island snorting coke. Eventually we'll hear of some super secret operation that took place somewhere in Whogivesafuckstan and yet we don't see any other proof than a body bag at the bottom of the ocean and the guy in charge takes credit for his demise.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #251 on: July 13, 2017, 08:35:43 AM »
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I guarantee you if we have Bagdaddy's body, Trump won't make it "mysteriously disappear" out of respect for Islam.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #252 on: July 13, 2017, 08:59:06 AM »
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Are you suggesting that Obama didn't really have Osama's body!? And he just made it up and said "Yeah, we dumped him at sea"?

Well I never!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #253 on: July 13, 2017, 01:31:42 PM »
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ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME(a long time being 53 years, specifically)

Fresh Kid Ice aka Chris Wing Won, founding member of 2 Live Crew dear at 53. Now frontman for the group 2 Dead Crew.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/entertainment/2-live-crew-fresh-kid-ice-dead/index.html



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #254 on: July 13, 2017, 01:49:20 PM »
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They'll bury him face down, ass up.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #255 on: July 13, 2017, 02:12:52 PM »
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They'll bury him face down, ass up.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #256 on: July 13, 2017, 02:27:32 PM »
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They'll bury him face down, ass up.

 :reagan: :nixon:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #257 on: July 13, 2017, 07:48:31 PM »
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So many white people on here have no idea.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #258 on: July 13, 2017, 09:07:29 PM »
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Having all of that controversy was the best thing ever to happen to Luke

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #259 on: July 13, 2017, 10:05:39 PM »
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They'll bury him face down, ass up.
One of the more surreal moments of the 80s (yeah it was 1990, it counts as the 80s) on fucking Donohue

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #260 on: July 16, 2017, 07:09:24 PM »
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George Romero got eaten by zombies today, ironically. +2000 points and a blow job please.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #261 on: July 16, 2017, 07:22:19 PM »
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Hopefully someone did a headshot to be sure.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #262 on: July 16, 2017, 09:10:26 PM »
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Legendary actor Martin Landau has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVYPHx59JfA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVYPHx59JfA</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #263 on: July 16, 2017, 10:54:30 PM »
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Who will be the third?  :stonk:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #264 on: July 16, 2017, 11:13:50 PM »
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Stephen Furst, best known as the other fat guy from Animal House, has died.




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #265 on: July 20, 2017, 10:27:45 AM »
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 Sen. John McCain has been diagnosed with glioblastoma, an aggressive cancer.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #266 on: July 20, 2017, 02:44:26 PM »
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59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #267 on: July 20, 2017, 03:13:04 PM »
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Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #268 on: July 20, 2017, 03:16:10 PM »
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the real reason he killed himself is because he turned 41 and thus could no longer ever join the cast of thirtysomething, a show everyone around him was afraid to tell him had been cancelled for over two decades, as he would contentedly watch episodes on DVD that he thought were on live TV being piped in by a DVD player operated by an illegal mexican maid living in the closet behind his television set

but good luck getting cnn fake news to tell you the truth about that :colbert:
I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #269 on: July 20, 2017, 03:17:20 PM »
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Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

Next year we pick John McCain

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #270 on: July 20, 2017, 03:18:06 PM »
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59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may

lol Fred Durst is down one more piece of asspussy lol

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #271 on: July 20, 2017, 03:32:47 PM »
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Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

I picked a bad year to stop picking singers

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #272 on: July 20, 2017, 03:43:16 PM »
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Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

Next year we pick John McCain

>McCain
>next year

pick one

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #273 on: July 20, 2017, 03:43:28 PM »
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Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.
There won't be any left.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #274 on: July 20, 2017, 04:30:55 PM »
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59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may

Funny part is, I already knew he was a Trump curse casualty even before I goggled up "Chester Bennington trump." Cornell was also an uber shitlib.


It's almost as if modern liberalism is inherently self-genocidal.