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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #350 on: September 30, 2017, 06:58:18 PM »
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Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J155bLFAg1k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J155bLFAg1k</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #351 on: September 30, 2017, 08:38:40 PM »
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Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

It's gonna be super awkward to go to the viewing and have a 1 in 3 chance of finding a goat in the casket.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #352 on: September 30, 2017, 08:51:31 PM »
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Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

It's gonna be super awkward to go to the viewing and have a 1 in 3 chance of finding a goat in the casket.
It should be a 2 in 3 chance for a goat, right?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #353 on: October 01, 2017, 07:54:47 AM »
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I honestly didn't know Monty Hall was still alive

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #354 on: October 02, 2017, 03:16:33 PM »
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Oh, but if I had made a "Let's Make a Deal" joke it would be 23 posts about how old Rocket is.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #355 on: October 02, 2017, 03:24:20 PM »
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Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #356 on: October 02, 2017, 03:27:18 PM »
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Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.
My brother is his biggest fan. He actually worked load in at a concert to meet him. Said he was super cool. It was an open-air venue with tables on the side. Tom was on stage for sound check and saw the tables (where you could order food during the concert) and he raised hell. He made them take the tables out and said "This ain't no fuckin' buffet."

He's looked like death for quite a while, but I figured it was all that refer.


Word has it he also bought the grand master of Pet Sounds so he could listen to it one track at a time. That's rock and roll.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #357 on: October 02, 2017, 04:31:10 PM »
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Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-petty-legendary-rocker-is-dead-at-66/

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #358 on: October 06, 2017, 06:36:09 PM »
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The very picture of health, Ralphie May, has died unexpectedly in Vegas.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #359 on: October 06, 2017, 07:02:20 PM »
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I thought he was dead lol

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #360 on: October 06, 2017, 07:25:54 PM »
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Shame. I heard he lost a lot of weight, or maybe that was another big fat comedian.
 

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #361 on: October 06, 2017, 07:46:48 PM »
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He was going through a really, really nasty divorce, too. RIP big guy. :(


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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #362 on: October 07, 2017, 01:57:45 AM »
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The very picture of health, Ralphie May, has died unexpectedly in Vegas.



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I guess it's too late for Greenpeace activists to roll him back into the water. RIP.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #363 on: October 07, 2017, 09:00:29 AM »
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Wow, someone even I can point and laugh at and call fat.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #364 on: October 07, 2017, 11:03:55 AM »
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When your XXXXXXL hoodie is too tight there is an issue.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #365 on: October 07, 2017, 12:19:06 PM »
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There's a lot going on here.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/17/ralphie-may-divorce-wife-ketubah/

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RALPHIE MAY
ESTRANGED WIFE BROKE OUR CONTRACT
... In Front of the Kids!

3/17/2016 9:46 AM PDT

Ralphie May's estranged wife is poisoning their 2 children against him and refusing to let them see him ... according to new docs filed in his divorce -- which is getting VERY nasty.
Ralphie is upset because Lahna Turner is keeping the kids in Los Angeles ... while he's at the home in Tennessee -- but he says what really ticked him off is that she destroyed their Ketubah.
The Ketubah is the Jewish marriage contract, and Ralphie says she shattered the glass box that held theirs, then stabbed it repeatedly with scissors ... right in front of him and their children. In the docs, he also says she ripped photos off the wall and cursed at him.
Ralphie insists the family lives in Nashville and the divorce should be handled there. For her part, Lahna calls Nashville more of a vacation home where the family spent some holidays. She says home is L.A. ... where the kids are enrolled in school.
#RIPKetubah


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And now she's trying to put on the act



But hey...


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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #366 on: October 07, 2017, 12:26:27 PM »
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That is some prime ass that Snorlax was married to.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #367 on: October 07, 2017, 12:39:18 PM »
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Gotta getta get.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #368 on: October 07, 2017, 01:49:15 PM »
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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #369 on: October 07, 2017, 02:22:56 PM »
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This just reinforces how sad I'll be when Doug finally drinks himself underground
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #370 on: October 07, 2017, 03:06:11 PM »
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This just reinforces how sad I'll be when Doug finally drinks himself underground

We got like 13 specials and two books out of him. Digging Up Mother was amazing, and I'm fucking pumped for the new one in December.
I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #371 on: October 16, 2017, 03:11:21 PM »
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Prolific english actor Roy Dotrice has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY</a>


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edit: 83 year old actress Ann Wedgeworth has died.  Why am I editing this into an old post, you ask?  Its quite simple, Rocket has a penchant for old--and I mean OLD--ladies.  Within the next few days, I predict that ol' boomer horndog Rocket will be the one to post about her death at the end of this thread.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #372 on: October 16, 2017, 06:50:09 PM »
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Hats over hearts boys, we lost a good one.

John Dunsworth of Trailer Park boys died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/john-dunsworth-beloved-actor-best-known-as-mr-lahey-has-died-1.4357370



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #373 on: October 16, 2017, 07:39:11 PM »
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Hats over hearts boys, we lost a good one.

John Dunsworth of Trailer Park boys died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/john-dunsworth-beloved-actor-best-known-as-mr-lahey-has-died-1.4357370



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Oh shit!

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!   

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #374 on: October 16, 2017, 07:44:50 PM »
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Prolific english actor Roy Dotrice has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY</a>


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Saw the youtube thumb and thought George RR Martin had died. Disappointed.