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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #475 on: January 01, 2018, 01:43:26 PM »
+3
I'm counting them so far, looks like Backpfeifengesicht is winning by 1 point.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #476 on: January 01, 2018, 02:03:22 PM »
+3
Bitter Weirdo

Hugh Hefner --- 9 Points
Rob Kardashian
Paul McCartney
Valerie Harper
Billy Idol
Angela Merkel
George Soros
Suge Knight
Hillary Clinton
Lionel Richie

9 Points


Rocket

Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Michael Schumacher
Sidney Poitier
Mary Kate Olsen
Lindsay Lohan
Doris Day
Charles Manson --- 17 points
Mr. T
Bob Dylan

17 points


Talcum X

Queen Elizabeth
Stephen Hawking
Barbara Bush
Craig Robinson (Black guy from the office)
Cher
Betty White
Mel Gibson
Mariah Carey (suicide)
Bernie Sanders

0 Points


Furry Holocaust

Linda Ronstadt
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Tom Jones (singer?)
John Prine
Lady Gaga
Paul McCartney (for the second time)
Elton John
Billy Joel
Paul Anka

0 Points


FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT

Angelina Jolie
Paris Jackson
Rob Kardashian
Charles Manson --- 17 points
Bill Clinton
Queen Elizabeth
Tara Reid
Jean Claude Van Damme
OJ Simpson
Val Kilmer

17 Points


Dave

The Queen
Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard/Xavier)
Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker -> lol he died in a movie that year)
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Bush Senior
Hugh Hefner --- 9 Points
George Soros
David Prowse/James Earl Jones (The Guy who played the original Darth Vader, none of these 2 died)

9 Points


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Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (maybe died but not confirmed)
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
Jimmy Carter
Gord Downie --- 47 Points

47 Points


Petty Hate Machine

Mikhail Gorbachev
Jimmy Carter
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Kanye West
Angela Merkel
Lena Dunham
Shaun King
Deray "the Nigger Faggot" Mckesson
Jack Dorsey

0 Points


ZeitGoonst

Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Soros
King Salman of Saudi Arabia
James Earl Jones
Rob Kardashian
George Zimmerman
Bob Dylan
Mick Jagger
Michael Schumacher

0 Points


J Dog

Peter Mayhew
Hillary Clinton
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Ian McKellen
Amy Schumer
Morgan Freeman
Joss Whedon
Prince Charles
Bob Newhart
June Foray - 1 Point

1 God Damn Point


Muh Dick

Henry Kissinger
Gene Simmons
Keith Richards
Bill Wyman
Charlie Watts
Harry Reid
Bernie Sanders
Barbara Boxer
Chris-Chan

0 Points


Sooper Pooper

Corey Feldman
Glenn Beck
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Dustin Diamond
George Takei
Lena Dunham
Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
Mark Hamill

0 Points


Nasekuchen

Harrison Ford
Ridley Scott
Michael Biehn
Lance Henriksen
Sean Connery
Roger Moore --- 11 Points
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama

11 Points


Backpfeifengesicht

Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie --- 47 Points
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner --- 9 Points
Stephen Hawking

56 Points


Psycho Dad

Queen Elizabeth
Hugh Hefner --- 9 Points
Paul McCartney
Barbara Bush
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmy Carter
Charlie Sheen
Clint Eastwood

9 Points


Pizza Cancellation Specialist

Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May --- 55 Points
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill

55 Points


freak puke

Clint Eastwood
Angela Lansbury
R. Lee Ermey
Bush Sr.
Jeb Bush
Bill Clinton
Julian Assange
Ozzy Osbourne
Jesse Ventura
Kurt Eichenwald

0 Points


Dem Wypipo

Lena Dunham
Hillary Clinton
Bob Dole
Charlie Munger
Amy Schumer
Hugh Hefner --- 9 Points
Kirk Douglas
Queen Elizabeth II
H W Bush
Gucci Mane

9 Points


Embedded YouTube Journo

The Queen
Lena Dunham
Hillary Clinton
Harrison Ford
Johnny Depp
Gladys Knight
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Betty White
Maggie Smith

0 Points


sharktits and all

Aretha Franklin
Queen Elizabeth II
Michael J Fox
Lindsey Lohan
Bam Margera
Charlie Sheen
George Soros
Jimmy Carter
Gary Busey
Macaulay Culkin

0 Points


URANIUM CURES HIPPIES

Queen Elisabeth the 2nd
George Soros
Henry Kissinger
Lowtax
Hillary Clinton
Harrison Ford
Mark Hamil
Bernie Ecclestone
Mario Andretti
European Union

0 Points


OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH

Bobby Bowden
Chevy Chase
Bo Jackson
Tommy Lee Jones
Bill Cosby
Mick Jagger
Lindsay Lohan
Ted Turner
Sharon Stone
Joachim Phoenix

0 Points


WHITE PRIVILEGE

Donnie Van Zant
Franco Harris
Willie McCovey
Sophia Loren
Micky Dolenz
Selena Gomez
PewDiePie
Corey Feldman
Gordon Liu
Big Van Vader

0 Points


Guy Crouchback

The Queen
Eric Clapton
Charles Manson --- 17 points
Rupert Murdoch
Hillary Clinton
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Ozzy Osbourne
Keith Richards
George H.W. Bush

17 Points


Torpid Sloth (came late but lost)

Artie Lange
Jim Norton (comedian?)
Kurt Metzger
Billy Connolly
Bill Cosby
Norm Macdonald
Maria Bamford
Doug Stanhope
Jim Jeffries
Tig Notaro

0 Points


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #477 on: January 01, 2018, 08:01:49 PM »
+7
Once again Backpfeifengesicht and I carry this board on our drunk and hateful shoulders.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #478 on: January 01, 2018, 08:32:54 PM »
+2
Where's the 2018 thread?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #479 on: January 01, 2018, 08:38:48 PM »
+5
Where's the 2018 thread?

Jesus, you guys are a surly, impatient bunch of goons.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #480 on: January 01, 2018, 09:06:31 PM »
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It has been 21 hours. Do you know how many celebrities could have died by now?  :colbert:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #481 on: January 01, 2018, 10:03:30 PM »
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Congrats to Backpfeifengesicht and PCS for their superior ability in the field of death-picking! Also Rocket and FFPE for the tie for 3rd!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #482 on: January 01, 2018, 11:46:42 PM »
+2
Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
Jimmy Carter
Gord Downie


Go get 'em, Dick, Desmond, Aretha and your cancer-bearing companions.

Interestingly enough both of my winners from last year were of the non-cancerous variety, I think.

edit: Took off Dick Van Dyke and replaced him with Al Baghdadi in a furtive hope that Burt survives another year.
Hey, I had Gord too.

edit: But it still was not enough, thanks for nothing Team Cancer.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #483 on: January 02, 2018, 12:28:27 AM »
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Where's the 2018 thread?

Jesus, you guys are a surly, impatient bunch of goons.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #484 on: January 02, 2018, 05:13:27 AM »
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Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
Jimmy Carter
Gord Downie


Go get 'em, Dick, Desmond, Aretha and your cancer-bearing companions.

Interestingly enough both of my winners from last year were of the non-cancerous variety, I think.

edit: Took off Dick Van Dyke and replaced him with Al Baghdadi in a furtive hope that Burt survives another year.
Hey, I had Gord too.

edit: But it still was not enough, thanks for nothing Team Cancer.

Fix'd, enjoy your bronze trophy

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #485 on: January 02, 2018, 05:26:03 AM »
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I'll take a shot at this.

Bill Clinton
Mark Hamill (suicide)
Mick Jagger
Kim-Jong Un
Johhny Depp (drug overdose)
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #486 on: January 02, 2018, 08:27:05 AM »
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Seriously though, it's January 2. Get on it already. In case one of these croaks:

Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
David Cassidy
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #487 on: January 02, 2018, 08:36:51 AM »
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Seriously though, it's January 2. Get on it already. In case one of these croaks:

Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
David Cassidy

One of those things is not like the others.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #488 on: January 02, 2018, 08:40:01 AM »
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What, is one of them dead already?

Oh, and I still think we should get a point if someone we named in a previous thread dies.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #489 on: January 02, 2018, 08:43:08 AM »
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David Cassidy died a month or so ago

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #490 on: January 02, 2018, 08:58:50 AM »
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I didn't know. Damnit, he was on my 2018 list. Oh well, swap him out for Sidney Poitier.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #491 on: January 02, 2018, 09:06:38 AM »
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Rocket's new strategy this year: picking people who are already dead.

*still comes in 4th place*

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #492 on: January 02, 2018, 09:18:02 AM »
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I didn't realize that BW added the caveat that you can't pick celebrity animals last year. I was going to choose Grumpy Cat again but noooooooooo :rolleyes:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #493 on: January 02, 2018, 11:02:15 AM »
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Rocket's new strategy this year: picking people who are already dead.

*still comes in 4th place*
J Dog's same old strategy: missing every pick.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #494 on: January 02, 2018, 12:03:04 PM »
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Folks: I apologize for not locking this thread immediately once the winners had been announced. A new thread should be made for 2018, please post your pics over there. Thank you.