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Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« on: January 09, 2017, 09:49:43 PM »
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The Prison Talk forums are fucking massive. They're chock full of sad white trash, mexican trash, black trash, and probably Martian trash, all talking about their loved ones who got themselves locked up by THOSE FUCKING PIGS for a minor spot of first-degree murder.

There's about a hundred subforums, and there's gold in every single one.

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Whoa some of the strength I see in this room makes me wonder what the heck I am stressing out about. My man after a young adulthood FULL of trouble and 6 months of time before he was 21 didn't change him and his charges ranged from Drugs to theif, so I guess as he grew older and wiser he graduated to "just drinking and driving" is how he puts it so he go his first DUI and thought hey that was fun so then he landed #2 and must have thought the more you get the more points you have then you win cause now he has a 4 year sentence for #3, #4, #5, and #6 the last 2 were within 6 months of each other. I guess he won the game though. Boys Boys Boys I just cannot train him right. Guess he was too old to learn new tricks.lol __

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My husband is in for distrabution, possision, possision with intent, conspercy, and 2 gun charges. He got 15 years. Mine is the same charges but with only 1 gun charge. I got 7 years.

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you ask how do we deal...will first of all I know of the girl that kenny is spending time in jail for rape and kidnapping. Do i think he really raped her? No, I don't...sexual misconduct maybe..but not rape, as for the kidnapping ...they drove a couple of miles from the river so they tacked on the kidnapping charge. but honesty it wouldn't matter if he did rape her, what happend that day was indeed wrong and Kenny has paid 15 years of his life for that day and I love him with all my heart. I knew Kenny when all this happened but I was as involved with him as i am now..

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Wow.. My hubby is in for transporting child pornography.. the irritating thing is.. he was a network admin and because he held that title and nobody fessed up... he got the bad end of the deal... I know he didn't do it.. but he did find some stuff and erase it.. just because he couldn't point out who did do it, or turn them in he got 60 months.... I can't believe how strange the whole system is...

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My baby decided that he would go riding one night on his motorcyle and he got beeped. Buisness ofcourse. Well anyway it was a drug deal gone bad, he shot and killed someone and now is serving a 23-life sentence. The all think that they are invincible and that they will never get caught. The worst part about all this is that he had no need to deal drugs. His family is extremely wealthy and he was a very talented surfer who could have taken it somewhere. But unfortunatlly they all dont do it for the money. Its mostly for the power and acceptance. Look how powerful they all are now. Will they ever learn? And we are the ones who really suffer. Right now they dont have many choices. We have choices, and we choose to stick by their sides because we know that one split second, one bad choice, does not make them bad people. My Jeff is probally the best person I know and i feel honored to be able to love him. He is incredible but that night he was incredibly stupid and thats why im here and thats why we are all here.

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My baby got convicted of aggravated sexual assault on a minor. He was 18 and she was 15. To stay out of trouble she made some s**t up to save her a**. He got five years for it and has almost served four so he will be home in a little over a year.

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Brad is in for 2 concurrent 5 year sentences. Evidence Tampering (he ate lots of meth and almost died) Possession of a controlled substance over 4 under 200 (it was in his belly he couldn't really fight that) burglary of a habitation he broke his parole for a possession of a controlled chemical (something to help make meth) and a few other small things. He was given a serve all but I think that going to prison saved his life. he was 22 and he'll turn 25 in April.


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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2017, 09:52:00 PM »
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My son is a sex offender. He was sentenced 20 years
My son was dating a 15 year old and now is in prison. He has been in for almost 3 years now. He was sentenced 20 years. I go see him at least once or twice a month. The judge did not give him a minuem to serve but said he has to go to treatment before he can get released. Which I totaly agree with.
He recently recieved a letter of treatment but his counsler is telling him it will be another 2 to 3 years before he will get to go. I don't understand that. Then why send the letter this soon? Anyway. If there is any one out there that can give support for me.. I'd really appreciate it. I've always been close with my son and since he went in I'm so depressed. I'm on meds but... and they are working but not tons..


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I also have a son who's a sex offender. His offense was CP distributing and is currently on probation.

Like patchouli said, you'll find lots of support here on pto. Welcome!
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Welcome to PTO,

I've been here over a year, my son was just sentenced also, 2 weeks ago, to 20-40 years for attempted homicide (no one was hurt).

While I can't really know exactly what you are going through, I do feel your pain at such a horribly long sentence. It does not seem real to me yet...

I know you'll find a lot of support here, as I have, and with that may God give you and your son the grace and strength to get through this.

(Hugs from another sad Mom)

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2017, 09:54:35 PM »
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LO= "Loved One" in a lot of these posts

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Do your friends & family know of their crime? And how did they react when they found out?

Only a handful of friends know I'm in a relationship with someone who's locked up. I told one of my friends what my man was locked up for and after that, he cut off all ties with me. He said he didn't want anyone looking for him when they got out, and he didn't wanna die. So he asked that I not contact him ever again. And I didn't. It hurt me so bad that he reacted that way, but not because he cut me off, but because he was talking about him like he was a monster. I mean, I knew that I was going to get some negative feedback but I didn't realize it would hurt. Am I making any sense?? After that happened, I decided not to tell any more of my friends.

My family (bros, sisters, mom) on he other hand do know about my relationship with my lifer. They also know he's in for murder, all except my mom. She has said she's fine with whatever decision I make, as long as I'm happy. She does keep asking what he did tho., and all I ever tell her is that it isn't for any type of sexual assault. I'm not ready to tell her just yet... My sisters are kool with him and have often said they cut for him a lot, so there are no worries there. My bros don't really say too much about the relationship itself. They just usually comment on prison stuff they can relate to, since they've been locked up before too... what do your families think??


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I have chosen to share the particulars regarding my husband with my immediate family members and only my closest friends. Not so much out of concern for what people will think but simply because I don't feel it necessary that they know our business. I let my family members have an opportunity to get to know my LO before I gave them details about his criminal history. I wanted them to have a chance to get to know him as he is now rather than form an opinion based on their notion of what a murderer is expected to be. This worked for us as they have accepted him into our family. As far as friends go, most are understanding and respectful often asking questions, offering gentle advice and basically just trying to understand why I chose to place myself in this situation. I find the people who react negatively are usually folks who have never really had contact with anyone behind the walls. I respect their right to feel as they do but I do not allow it to affect how I feel about my husband or the decisions I have made with my life. If they cannot respect my decision to walk this walk than it is perfectly okay for them to take another path. One that does not include our having contact. I haven't got the time or energy to deal with additional negativity.


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All of my family know I am married to someone serving time in prison. Most know he's serving 2 life sentences plus 18 years for murder. And both of my parents know all of the details, they both spent everyday for almost 3 weeks sitting in the courtroom during trial hearing everything everyone had to say. I was scared at first of what they might say or how they might judge him but to be honest after everything as said and done I was glad they were there to hear what happened and to be there to support him.
But don't get me wrong I have people that I'm friends with walk away when they hear what he's in for and the way I feel is let them. I don't need them or the attitude they bring with them. My husband did something that changed many peoples lives forever and I get that and in no way down play that BUT that is not who HE is. And if all you can see and judge him for is what he's in prison for then I don't need you around. It may sound harsh but he's my bestfriend, my husband, the love of my life, the person who has never let me down when I needed him the most and that's what matters to me.

These poor fools are way more forgiving than I would ever be.

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2017, 09:56:03 PM »
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(Hugs from another sad Mom)

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Woah, that's one hell of a name. It doesn't look like a mispelling or reshuffling of another name. Impressive!

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2017, 10:01:19 PM »
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All of my family know I am married to someone serving time in prison. Most know he's serving 2 life sentences plus 18 years for murder. And both of my parents know all of the details, they both spent everyday for almost 3 weeks sitting in the courtroom during trial hearing everything everyone had to say. I was scared at first of what they might say or how they might judge him but to be honest after everything as said and done I was glad they were there to hear what happened and to be there to support him.
These poor fools are way more forgiving than I would ever be.


Let's post these on an incel forum like SA or wherever. 

Dude, this guy is serving two life sentences and he still has a sweetie, what's your problem?
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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2017, 10:04:52 PM »
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These bitches are retarded and need to stop making excuses for their dudes. They did that shit,get over it and if your man won't accept responsibility for what he did then he's a stupid asshole. Lol waiting for a man serving 2 life sentences. Lady move on.

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2017, 10:09:34 PM »
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My hunny is in for vehicular homicide...drinking and driving and killed his best friend.

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My baby stole a guys car with him in it (opps ) and without any weapon at all except a pipe inside a bag resembling a gun (but no gun) was charged with conspirancy to commit murder! Because the guy assumed they were going to kill him....there was no intent, they didn't even know the guy and Jay was only 14 years old and running away from a group home with some other guys....they just wanted the vehicle!

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BOTH MY HUSBAND AND I WERE ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES HE A 2nd STRIKER AND ME FIRST TIME. DA WANTED TO GIVE HIM HIS 3rd STRIKE BUT THROUGH GODS GRACE HE GOT 4 YEARS AND I GOT A FELONY AND 3 YEARS FORMAL PROBATION.

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Beat the living crud out of a cop when he was pulled over on a routine traffic stop.
They tried to say it was attempted murder but thank God someone had their head on straight and the charge was knocked down to something less. He got some ridiculous number of years (45 or some crap like that) but will only do 4 (hopefully)

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Violation of Probation, absconding to another state. Original charge was statutory rape: girl was 16, lied about her age, he was 24...mother caught them in bed, pressed charges. Girl came to court testified that it was consensual, but prosecutor still proceeded with case because of her age and got the conviction. Sentenced to 10 yrs, suspended all but 2, served 12 months, then released on intensive probation, absconded to VA to be with me, got caught, now is serving 2 years.

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h goodness where do i began...ok..arson,crack-cocane (distributing)..violation of probation..assult on a police officer..reciving stolen propety..
this is the tricky part-he was 16 and burnt down our city's christmas tree on a dare one of his little buddies gave him.so he served 8 months in county..got out for two ,turned 17 solded a gram snd someone rated on him so he went back for four months..in the same county jail..was out for 10 months got a piss test and failed because he smoked some weed and when they came back to arrest him they also seared the propery and there was a stolen 4 wheeler reported in the neighbor hood and they found it on ours and we dont know how it got there-for real so..they sentenced him a 2-4 hes been down 21 months and will hopefully parole out in january of 05" for all you ladies doing big numbers with your men you have my respect! love ya and hang in!

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Involuntary manslaughter...he was on meth when he ran into a cop car parked on the side of the road... :( :( :( 18 years :( :( :(


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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2017, 10:15:39 PM »
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MyGuy got a 2 year stretch for felony flight. Stupid .. was drinking and driving .. didn't stop when cop tried to pull him over ... took the entire flippin county on a chase .. ended up shooting at him .. chasing him through town .. Ohh lord. Little community so needless to say EVERYONE was talking about it. Hell even the judge witnessed it because she was at one of the mini-marts when it went down! Then to top it off .. he pissed the county attorney off -- pissed the judge off -- used his brothers name when they arrested him so it took forever for them to properly identify him .. and then hell they STILL locked him up in his brothers name. What a system ...

Yeah bitch, it's the system that's the problem.


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my man is in for 2nd degree murder. court system sucks. he was with his cousin while his cousin shot this man, and they both got the same sentance. really sucks huh.


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Marty is in for violating probation but his original charge is complicated. Most of it is stupidity , being honest and being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

back in 97 ( we were just meeting at that time) his ex movedto another state and the only way he really had to keep intouch with his kids was email. He was new to the internet then. He got an aol account to keep in touch with his kids, was browsing one night and found this chat room ( i forget the name of it now ). it just seemed like any chat room and he joined it a few times. Then his aol email account got full of email forwards. Being new to the internet and stuff he forwarded them before he looked at them. He opened 4 of them and as soon as he looked at them he deleted them all. It was porn pics that looked like depicting someone under the age of 18. after about a week or so of this he cancelled his aol account. About 6 months later the police showed up to speak with him adn search his computer. They didn't find any traces of anything because his comp crashed not long before and was reformated. But the asked him if he saw the pics and he was honest and said yes. So they arrested him and he got 30 days in jail and 5 years probation.

We were just getting to know each other at that time, ( we met on the internet playing euchre at pogo.com ) and I didn't know any of this. Our relationship grew and in 2000 we met face to face, he came up to canada to see me and ended up staying here for 4 years.

Meanwhile we were making a life together and loving each other, and he was violating his probation which i still didn't know. I just found all this out June 4 of this year when immigration found him due to a minor traffic fine 2 months earlier that put his name in the system.

At first I didn't know what to think, I had a good talk with my children about how marty behaved with them and then I did some searching on the internet to find actual records of what his charges were.

We have done lots of talking, cursing, crying, and everything else adn I am gonna give him another chance at being honest and forthcoming.

He is currently in Ononada County Jail waiting to be moved to a state facility where he will server 1 1/3 years state time for the probation voilation of that charge.

He thinks he is gonna go to Elmira for a short while first, we will find out next week, his hearing is on tuesday to make his sentence official.

I love him and other than the above he is the best thing that happened to my children and I.. I am standing by him, supporting him, loving and missing him and hopefully in a year or so we will be together as a family again in the states.


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my fiancee.. at 15 yrs old ...3 counts 1st degree murder...2 counts 1st degree kidnapping...we're on year 23 so far...he will be released in 18 months...
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Like most people on this board, where do I start?
Joker's been in trouble since he was 11, 2 times for arson, once for destruction of property, 1 DUI, and then in 1999, he started writing bad checks. In VA, anything over $200 in a felony, well, they combined several checks that were written to the same place, and he ended up with 3 felonies. He has charges in 3 different counties. He did 21 1/2 months, and was released, failed a urine in Aug. of 2003, went back to jail for 4 months. Then in June of this year, he was using crack again, and admitted it to his PO, so she slammed him back in jail. He was in drug program, but didn't finish due to health problems. We find out what they will do to him on August 2, 2004. He has 11 years hanging over his head, and over $9,000 in restitution.

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MY FIANE IS DOING A MINUMUM MANDATORY OF 3 YEARS FOR TRAFFICKING METHA-AMPHEDIMES(I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY R OR IF THATS EVEN HOW U SPELL IT)IM SUCH A BLONDE :rolleyes:

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2017, 10:19:21 PM »
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They system is odd and yeah the sentencing can seem uneven but it's not really the problem. These dudes are just all violent assholes.

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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2017, 10:20:00 PM »
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Re: Prison Talk Forums aka MAH HUNNY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2017, 10:28:04 PM »
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Let's explore the MWI= Met While Incarcerated subforum!


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Well we met in the prison. I was his detail officer, so we were around each other pretty much all day everyday. We have been "together" like officially only since Sept. when I quit the prison, which I quit so that we could be together. So now that we are "TOGETHER" we never see each other lol, what an oxymoron huh? But we started caring for each other long before that. Well it was the first of July when I finally admitted it, he already knew, he never really thought that I would quit my job though, he really thought that he would have to wait on me until he got out. Which he always said he would, because even if I didn't acknowledge my feelings for him, he knew that I felt them just as much as he did, but after months of pretending I didn't love him, I finally caved in and admitted it. I have never been happier about any decision I've made.

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We "met" when he misdialed a family members number and got me instead. We've been together almost 3 1/2 years. I finished off what was left on the bid he was in on (14 months), he was home for 16 months, went back in for 6 months, has been home almost 5 months and may or may not be going back in early next year. Also of interest, our first face to face meeting at the prison was made possible by a PTO moderator that happened to live just a few minutes away from me and offered me a ride. =)
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Eleven years ago, my best friend asked me to write to her brother in law in prison... i had never done this or anything like this.... Anyway we began writing and wrote every day....during this time, we were just learning to know each other and the same friend introduced me to her other brother in law....whom i became involved with...had a baby with and eventually married....which was not a good thing...Well through all of this mike and i have stayed close...for him we have dealt with his long bid, his divorce, his broken heart, and the death of his ex wife. Through this we have dealt with his little brothers mental illness(my ex husband), my divorce and the issues that have come from having feelings for your ex husbands brother....OH BOY!! Finally we decided that the Lord had been trying to show us the way for almost 11 years....Now we are together in a relationship that neither of us believed was possible for either one of us....and we are very happy . The family is learning to deal with it one day at a time... however the ex husband hates us....even though he has moved on and is living with the woman he left me for...so as far as i am concerned.... God truly does work in mysterious ways.....hes been trying to show me the way for 11 years and it took me a long time to get it ... now that i have it.... i will cherish mike for the rest of my life....So there is our story....It truly isnt as crazy as it sounds just very complicated.... but we are happy and in love and that is all that matters in the long run....
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My stepsister's mom started writing to a penpal from a magazine ad. After about 6 months, she wanted to meet him,but her car wouldn't make it. Somehow, I got asked/offered to drive. her penpal asked me to visit w/ his friend. He was a jerk.The next time I was supposed to visit someone else to pass the time while my friend visited. He got transferred out a few days before our visit, so last minute it was well, just talk to this guy, it's safer than you dropping E off and wandering around alone. Whatever. Well,it was far from whatever. It was the man who is now my husband and the father of our son. We have been together 8 yrs, married for 7. My friend is not with the other guy any more either.

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Anyway, I had a cousin who was locked up a few years back for a murder he didn't commit. My cousin has since been released after winning his appeal, but while he was there I wrote him religiously, keeping him updated on my life and the lives of the rest of the family. I wanted to communicate with him as much as possible to make the time go by faster. Well, my cousin didn't write back much and so he figured he'd "hook me up" with a buddy of his. I don't know if my cousin had THIS kind of agenda in mind, but that was back in Oct. 2003 and B and I have been writing ever since. Our romantic relationship started just over a month ago and I can't wait till we can be together on the outside. Just over a year to go as he gets out in Mar 2008!

On a side note, I have yet to meet my man face to face...working on it, though!

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My situation is more of a other type then anything. I met him on the outside, but didnt get to know him until he was on the inside

I met my husband when he lived across the street from my brother. At the time I couldnt even have told you his last name or eye color much less anything else about him. It was more of a I knew who he was thing but didnt really know him.

Because I lived a block down the same road he knew I lived on the same street as him. One day while sitting in prison he was talking to a friend of mine. They didnt have a clue they both knew me until somehow the street my husband lived on was brough up. Needless to say the "I knew a girl who lived on that street" was mentioned and you can guess the rest of the conversation. Anyways he told my friend to say hello from him. He then asked my friend if he could have my address to write me. Of course with my permission my friend gave him the address. I was more curious at the time as what he could possibly have to say to me. I really had no intention of writing him back. In fact after I got the first letter from him I didnt write back until a month later when I got a second letter.

Had you told either of us 5 years ago we would not only be married, but so in love we would have both laughed it off. Feb 2007 will be 4 years from when I got that first letter. Jan 07 will be 2 years since we got married

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We 'met' through a mutual friend who was his cellie for a while. The friend gave him my number to get ahold of him on. Justin called for the friend and ended up with me. Now as they say the rest is history...

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Well initially Lee was trying to write to my best friend. But i knew that wasn't going to work out. They have two totally different personalities. One day we went to visit my brother on the yard and Lee happened to be there with his momma and brother. I thought to myself.. "That man HAS to be the best looking thing i've ever seen" Only problem, I was 17 he was 27. My brother told me to go ahead and write him as friends, well we all know how that works out, he was released about a year later, we had a daughter together and now he's back in with a 25 year bid this time, and now loking at 2 life sentences running CS. Damn my bad luck! But we're still truckin' and we're gonna make it!!

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My man has heaps of tales. Most of them are true. He can spin a story of his life for you, be it magical and sweet or terrible and scary that will have you on the edge of your seat. I first read one of his short life-story pieces (his first ever attempt at writing such a thing, I believe) when he decided to drop out of main-line chaos and change his ways. He wrote an article in a punk rock magazine published on the west coast and internationally distributed. they had a column reserved for punks in prison and I rarely read it because it was often semi-literate complaints about not having access to punk music or obvious scamming. (it was called "1.8million and counting....." then; what is it now, 2.3? 2.5?? This was only 7 years ago!)

This particular piece grabbed me from the beginning, shook me around, and finally had me in tears by the end. I knew I had to write to this guy, he was my age and he was as good as speaking to me with the things he said. We had seemingly little in common. Our families and upbringings couldn't be different, our personalities, I'd been with one guy faithfully for six years, he'd slept with anyone who'd given him the time of day, another shot, another line, a place to crash, whatever. I'd never done any hard drugs and he was hard pressed to think of anything he hadn't tried.

We had some things in common, though. We both needed to connect to someone, I think we both felt deep inside that we hadn't been able to be completely ourselves with anyone in years. And somehow what started as a tenative friendship, something for me "safe" and "distant". Something for him, impartial, non-judgemental.....after a year and a half the romance could no longer be denied and we admitted our feelings. And here I am, still a darn fool going to see him next WEEK and CAN'T WAIT!

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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2017, 10:33:05 PM »
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I have know Jake for a long time. We went to high school together. He got sentence to 25 years to life, for a murder he committed at the age of 16. I lost touch with him after that year and we actually just started corresponding in November of 2009. He is a totally different person, in a good way. So, you could say that I met Jake all over again about a year ago. He only has one more year to go and then he will be out on parole and god I can't wait.

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He was at a Max, and his cellie had a cell phone. His cellie was on a phone chat line tryin 2 meet women. After using 25 min of his 30 min free trial and not findin wat he wanted. He let my hubby use his last 5 min, he heard my voice profile and sent me a message. I gave him my num and we clicked that night after talkin all night. We were both bored that night and not lookin 4 nothin but convo 2 pass tha time. I would`ve never thought of finding my soul mate on a chatline or in prison. Lol its crazy

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He was trying to text an old friend and got me instead. Usually I would not have taken the time to even say wrong number, but I did for some reason. He was like a little present from heaven. He was TOTALLY honest about where he was and what the whole situation was. I am a nurse practicioner at small jail near my town....and I always laughed at girls that would fall in love with inmates. I thought how stupid can you be, there are a million guys out there that arent locked up.
I am SOOOO in love with him. Best thing that has ever happened to me.

And the pièce de résistance:

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I was having a very difficult time in my life on the spring 2008. My friend had committed a massmurder(and shot himself after that) six months earlier and I had really bad PTSD. I kept hearing people tell me "It was not your fault, there's nothing you could have done to stop him." and I kept thinking "How would YOU know?" That thought of mine gave me an idea: How about I contact someone who would know.

So spending a few years studying massmurderers and school shooters I decided to contact one of the rare ones that were still alive. I wrote him a letter explaining my situation and just pouring it all out. It was my very last, desperate reach for help. I kept hold of the letter for two days before I finally thought "What the hell, I've nothing to lose." and put it in a mailbox on my way to work.

Three weeks later there was a reply from him, reply that changed everything. He was the single most important factor that helped me with my recovery. I know he didn't expect me to reply to his first letter, but I did and here we are: Three years later we're writing each other often(I've written him every day of this week, I feel like a proper stalker haha) and this year he has started to call me. Last Saturday morning(his Friday night) we talked for half an hour(which costs a fortune for him since we're in different continents!) and I've missed him so much since that. Writing him every evening has helped it a bit, but I'm just waiting for him to call. Hopefully it'll be sometime this week.


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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2017, 10:36:21 PM »
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Jesus fucking christ,nb. The shit you're digging up. I never went too deep there last year and I'm glad i didn't.  :lilal:

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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2017, 10:43:55 PM »
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My mom went through a faze when I was in high school where she listened to rap and R&B stations exclusively, with Doug Banks in the morning. Doug would have a "psychic" on from time to time, and every motherfucking show she got at least three calls from women asking when/if their boyfriends were going to get out of jail.

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These bitches are retarded and need to stop making excuses for their dudes. They did that shit,get over it and if your man won't accept responsibility for what he did then he's a stupid asshole. Lol waiting for a man serving 2 life sentences. Lady move on.

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These bitches are retarded and need to stop making excuses for their dudes. They did that shit,get over it and if your man won't accept responsibility for what he did then he's a stupid asshole. Lol waiting for a man serving 2 life sentences. Lady move on.

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I know,I know but seriously. If the dudes they are with can't own up to what they did and they're delusional about it that's fucking stupid.  :geithner:

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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2017, 11:03:52 PM »
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Don't drop the soap.

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I wonder how these ladies feel knowing that their man's asshole gets used as prison currency and will leave prison with HIV or Hepatitis C?

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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2017, 11:42:51 PM »
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PHONE CHECK,HOMIE!

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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2017, 12:26:53 AM »
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PHONE CHECK,HOMIE!

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Lol one of the funniest parts of that is how much fucking calls from a prison cost.

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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2017, 03:06:08 AM »
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It's been awhile since I've watched LOCKUP RAW on MSNBC. It's surreal how irrevocably fucked the American prison system is.

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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2017, 03:56:27 AM »
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It's been awhile since I've watched LOCKUP RAW on MSNBC. It's surreal how irrevocably fucked the American prison system is.

The minimum security places don't have this madness going on. There's no fucking fences at Blackburn,it looks like a college campus and they can walk around all day wherever they like at long as they show up for count. I was so shocked the first time I went there for a visit because of how fucking chill it was. My fiance hasn't told me a single instance of any violence and he'd tell me if it had happened. I'm sure the higher security places are a bit different but minimum security places aren't thaaat bad,it could be worse I suppose. :jesse:

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2017, 04:43:00 AM »
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MY FIANE IS DOING A MINUMUM MANDATORY OF 3 YEARS FOR TRAFFICKING METHA-AMPHEDIMES(I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY R OR IF THATS EVEN HOW U SPELL IT)IM SUCH A BLONDE :rolleyes:

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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2017, 07:35:32 AM »
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I wonder how these ladies feel knowing that their man's asshole gets used as prison currency and will leave prison with HIV or Hepatitis C?

Funny you mention that.

They have an entire subforum just for Hep C: http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=190


Edit: They also have a sub for troon jailbirds, if anyone would like to do some digging: http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=1613

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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2017, 12:13:56 PM »
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It's been awhile since I've watched LOCKUP RAW on MSNBC. It's surreal how irrevocably fucked niggers have made the American prison system.

FTFY

County sucks ass, but you'd be surprised how tame regular old, non-state "jail" is. Mostly junkies and homeless. Pretty much any poster on this forum would be able to handle it. If you're the type of person who lifts a few times a week and doesn't fuck with hard drugs, you can basically muscle a noodle-armed, medically unstable, junkbag cellie onto the top bunk. Asshole COs will fuck with you more than other inmates, but it's really easy to get back at them.

It's supermax niggerjail where you'll be made someone's bitch and lie awake at night to the sound of howler monkeys.
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