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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #300 on: October 26, 2017, 12:27:49 PM »
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2020: *hacks up blood all over a napkin and an entire alternator falls out of pant leg*

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #301 on: October 27, 2017, 07:07:41 AM »
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I love that the Democrats are so spineless that they're trying to push Nancy Pelosi out by releasing dozens of stories about her ill health instead of just voting her the fuck out in an honest and transparent leadership election.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #302 on: October 27, 2017, 07:27:23 AM »
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If I was a Dem strategist right now the most important thing I'd emphasize is that 2020 is a chance for a "noble rebellion" campaign or candidate. The entire thrust of your message is "righting a wrong", "taking back ARE CUNTRY", "we will not go quietly", etc. To run fucking Hillary again after ripping off the Bernie bros, after spending a year telling women they're dumb fucking cunts for not voting for YAS QUEEN, for being such a walking stereotype of scumbag nobility from the middle ages that she'd hijack the party AGAIN for her fucking ego and pull the whole election into a nosedive... god, it's so disgustingly and fully arrogant.

The Democrats have no actual strategy except waiting for the demographics to go their way.  They have no problem running Hillary in 2020 because they have stat nerds like Nate ((Boron)) telling them that demographics will ensure that Florida will be a reliable blue state by 2032 so they have no problem throwing all the elections in the meantime until Florida turns blue and Georgia turns into a swing state.

To be fair, that's what they did to Colorado and Virginia, both of which were deep red states who flipped to purple-blue states in a generation.  Just keep flooding the country with immigrant hordes until they start winning that way.  Florida is up next with Georgia and North Carolina on deck.  That's why there absolutely cannot be any compromises on shit like DACA.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #303 on: October 27, 2017, 10:52:34 AM »
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they have stat nerds like Nate ((Boron)) telling them that demographics will ensure that Florida will be a reliable blue state by 2032 so they have no problem throwing all the elections in the meantime until Florida turns blue and Georgia turns into a swing state.

To be fair, that's what they did to Colorado and Virginia, both of which were deep red states who flipped to purple-blue states in a generation.  Just keep flooding the country with immigrant hordes until they start winning that way.  Florida is up next with Georgia and North Carolina on deck.  That's why there absolutely cannot be any compromises on shit like DACA.

Putting literally everything else aside, I'm glad the Trump team won, just over this shit right here.

All that money, man hours, brain power, computing, mathmatical formulating, data compilerating, quantatular modulation and statatastical analysis to still only achieve X level of certainty and wind being flat-out wrong, in the end.

Such a fantastically wholesome lesson where no matter how many mental gymnastics you jump through and how much data skewing you hire a team of mathematicians to overcome, you're still only lying to yourself, in the end.

For the love of Trump go right ahead and take the "I am smart" campaign strategy route all over again.

"Don't stop working! You're gonna keep slaving away over these spreadsheets and databases until you make those numbers say what we want them to say! How are we gonna take Florida and Colorado?! WITH THE BEST GODDAMN MATH THE DNC HAS EVER SEEN!!!"

*rails a line of blow and deletes 500 more rows out of the sample group column* "Numbers are lookin good over here, Madam Future-President!"

I'd love to assume that meanwhile over at the Trump campaign, a small handful of special needs interns were doing "stupid math" where they just counted up recorded votes and went no further than 5th grade arithmetic.

"Well, ya see... We put the Trump votes in this pile, the Hillary votes in that pile and measure which one is bigger! It's not lookin good, Mr.Trump! The hillary pile is half an inch taller in the Florida stack. Maybe you outta go do a rally, so we can add a few hundred more papers to the Trump/Florida pile."

A fine comparison to the state of our spending deficit....

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 :jesse: "Maybe that's why we're in such a massive financial ditch. Because people have made things way too complicated. Cut out the macro economics, stop letting the federal government "invest" it's people's tax dollars, crank out some simple income vs spending spreadsheets and start making cutbacks! I'm sure the federal reserve has quite a few unused gym memberships on the ol monthly rotation!"
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #304 on: October 30, 2017, 04:55:01 PM »
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http://www.dailywire.com/news/22939/exclusive-dnc-official-discriminates-against-elliott-hamilton

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EXCLUSIVE: DNC Official Says She Doesn't Want To Recruit 'Cisgender Straight White Males'
They don't want more individuals in the "majority" having jobs within the party...
ByElliott Hamilton
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October 30, 2017

Employees within the Democratic National Committee are looking for new employees in the Technology Department. However, the DNC is apparently not interested in your resume if you happen to be a white male.

In an email issued to DNC insiders on Monday, Data Services Manager Madeleine Leader announced that the Technology Department is looking to fill several positions and asked interested parties to forward the openings to their colleagues.

She included the following caveat:

    I personally would prefer that you not forward to cisgender straight white males, since they're already in the majority.

In response to this email, an anonymous DNC source told Daily Wire the following:

Clearly the DNC is doubling down on the failed strategy of oppression olympics that has alienated staffers and voters alike. We want to be judged based on the quality of our work, not on identity politics. How can we trust the leadership of the DNC if they don’t even trust us?

Daily Wire contacted Ms. Leader about the contents of her email, but she declined to comment.

After the latest scandals to plague the Democratic National Committee during the 2016, the new leadership under Tom Perez and Keith Ellison (D-MN) seek to rebrand the party as a more inclusive and welcoming community. Unfortunately, this email doesn't exactly help their case.
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #305 on: October 30, 2017, 07:18:34 PM »
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Perfect. Please don't change a thing.
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #306 on: October 30, 2017, 07:37:15 PM »
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"If Clinton wins the election, Trump supporters are going to not accept the results and will riot in the streets! It is crucial for our democracy they accept the results!"

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #307 on: October 31, 2017, 02:34:50 PM »
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Even Democrat slum lords are expected to follow the law like everyone else. Hilarity ensues. Meet Ulster County, New York Legislator Jennifer Schwartz Berky (D-Kingston):

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yo_od4JPzE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yo_od4JPzE</a>

It would be a Prius, wouldn’t it?

Less hilarious is the realization that chimps like these once ruled over us not too long ago.

Berky is up for reelection next Tuesday.

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« Reply #308 on: October 31, 2017, 07:34:22 PM »
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #309 on: October 31, 2017, 08:33:56 PM »
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Its worth watching the whole ~25 minute debacle.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffaTOD8O-Qs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffaTOD8O-Qs</a>
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #310 on: November 02, 2017, 06:17:37 PM »
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Donna Brazile, former DNC Chair and soon-to-be victim of a random, unsolved murder/suicide:




:sad: https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/02/clinton-brazile-hacks-2016-215774 :sad:

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Inside Hillary Clinton’s Secret Takeover of the DNC

On the phone Gary told me the DNC had needed a $2 million loan, which the campaign had arranged.  :putin:

“No! That can’t be true!” I said. “The party cannot take out a loan without the unanimous agreement of all of the officers.”

“Gary, how did they do this without me knowing?” I asked. “I don’t know how Debbie relates to the officers,” Gary said. He described the party as fully under the control of Hillary’s campaign, which seemed to confirm the suspicions of the Bernie camp. The campaign had the DNC on life support, giving it money every month to meet its basic expenses, while the campaign was using the party as a fund-raising clearinghouse. Under FEC law, an individual can contribute a maximum of $2,700 directly to a presidential campaign. But the limits are much higher for contributions to state parties and a party’s national committee.

Individuals who had maxed out their $2,700 contribution limit to the campaign could write an additional check for $353,400 to the Hillary Victory Fund—that figure represented $10,000 to each of the 32 states’ parties who were part of the Victory Fund agreement—$320,000—and $33,400 to the DNC. The money would be deposited in the states first, and transferred to the DNC shortly after that. Money in the battleground states usually stayed in that state, but all the other states funneled that money directly to the DNC, which quickly transferred the money to Brooklyn.

“Wait,” I said. “That victory fund was supposed to be for whoever was the nominee, and the state party races. You’re telling me that Hillary has been controlling it since before she got the nomination?”  :tuss:

“That was the deal that Robby struck with Debbie,” he explained, referring to campaign manager Robby Mook. “It was to sustain the DNC. We sent the party nearly $20 million from September until the convention, and more to prepare for the election.”

I gasped. I had a pretty good sense of the DNC’s operations after having served as interim chair five years earlier. Back then the monthly expenses were half that. What had happened? The party chair usually shrinks the staff between presidential election campaigns, but Debbie had chosen not to do that. She had stuck lots of consultants on the DNC payroll, and Obama’s consultants were being financed by the DNC, too.

 :rose:

Hey Pocahontas, how do you feel about all this?

http://www.msnbc.com/mtp-daily/watch/warren-on-dnc-after-clinton-chairman-perez-is-being-tested-1087353923574

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #311 on: November 02, 2017, 07:23:34 PM »
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didnt donna brazile leak cnn's debate questions to the hillary campaign?

i wonder what prompted this.  is the anti-clinton wing finally trying to purge the party of her stink of failure once and for all?
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #312 on: November 02, 2017, 07:48:44 PM »
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didnt donna brazile leak cnn's debate questions to the hillary campaign?

i wonder what prompted this.  is the anti-clinton wing finally trying to purge the party of her stink of failure once and for all?
Yeah, against Bernie I believe. There's a lot going on in this article, hard to tell what is the spin job (naturally most of it is). It seems to try to paint DWS in a less malicious light, but just having watched her speak she does seem to be a helpful idiot. Donna Brazile is definitely trying to paint herself in a lot better light than reality. Still, there was nothing at all secret about Hillary's take over.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #313 on: November 02, 2017, 07:58:55 PM »
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i wonder what prompted this. 

https://www.amazon.com/Hacks-Inside-Break-ins-Breakdowns-Donald/dp/0316478512/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

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Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House Hardcover – November 7, 2017

by Donna Brazile (Author)

#1 Best Sellerin Political Corruption & Misconduct

Did you really have to ask?

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« Reply #314 on: November 02, 2017, 08:30:46 PM »
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i wonder what prompted this. 

https://www.amazon.com/Hacks-Inside-Break-ins-Breakdowns-Donald/dp/0316478512/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

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Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House Hardcover – November 7, 2017

by Donna Brazile (Author)

#1 Best Sellerin Political Corruption & Misconduct

Did you really have to ask?

of course
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #315 on: November 02, 2017, 08:33:06 PM »
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didnt donna brazile leak cnn's debate questions to the hillary campaign?

i wonder what prompted this.  is the anti-clinton wing finally trying to purge the party of her stink of failure once and for all?
Yeah, against Bernie I believe. There's a lot going on in this article, hard to tell what is the spin job (naturally most of it is). It seems to try to paint DWS in a less malicious light, but just having watched her speak she does seem to be a helpful idiot. Donna Brazile is definitely trying to paint herself in a lot better light than reality. Still, there was nothing at all secret about Hillary's take over.

Meh. I think it's Donna Brazile trying to play dindu nuffin and nothing more. She's useless to the party and Clintons now so they dont care what she writes. Pocahontas means nothing and Bernie is a useless cuck. Hell, even Donna tells us he's a cuck. He was told point blank it was rigged against him from the start and he just shrugged his shoulders.

I think at the heart of this is a move to make someone as "the savior" of the party. It's not going to be Perez, but someone is going to come and "clean up" the way the party does things. Then that person will run against drumph. The idea will be that HE UNDERSTANDS the frustrations of progressives that their party betrayed them.

It's not a bad play, but unfortunately their entire mantra is DRUMPH IS HITLER and they cannot stop it.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #316 on: November 03, 2017, 02:28:08 AM »
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Goofy Elizabeth Warren coming out so blatantly against Hillary implies to me there is some tectonic shit going on within the DNC right now.

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« Reply #317 on: November 03, 2017, 06:48:26 AM »
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Goofy Elizabeth Warren coming out so blatantly against Hillary implies to me there is some tectonic shit going on within the DNC right now.
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« Reply #318 on: November 03, 2017, 07:14:30 AM »
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I don't think it can be underestimated how badly Hillary fucked the DNC over.  The DNC has spent the last 16 years retooling for Hillary to be president.  As soon as Slick Willy left, they were planning on Hillary's "inevitable" return.  All eggs were placed in her basket and even Obama could be handwaved away as a bump in the road for the inevitable.  You could argue that the DNC was so certain of Hillary's victory that they didn't care about anything else, which is why they got hollowed out as badly as they did.  Losing 900+ seats nationwide at all levels didn't matter so much as long as Hillary got to be president.  Then she didn't get to be president.  Since Democrats failed to spend the last 16 years cultivating any real leadership, they are totally fucked without Hillary being president.  So now they have to run the proverbial third string sheboons like Kamala Harris and hope that Diamond Joe hasn't succumbed to (more) senility.  They are totally fucked on the leadership front because again the only thing that mattered was making sure Hillary got to be president.  Now that time is starting to pass, it is slowly dawning on the DNC just how badly Hillary fucked things up for them. This doesn't mean that the DNC is getting more competent by the way because now they're putting all their eggs in the non-white basket, doing whatever they can to alienate white Democrats.  Hillary may end up being the least of their problems for the next decade.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #319 on: November 03, 2017, 11:07:43 AM »
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didnt donna brazile leak cnn's debate questions to the hillary campaign?

i wonder what prompted this.  is the anti-clinton wing finally trying to purge the party of her stink of failure once and for all?

It's an attempt to placate the Bernie wing. They're throwing Hillary under the bus so they can pretend that it's a new day at the DNC.

The Clinton wing is still firmly in control of the party through their proxy King Nigger and his puppet Tom Perez.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHWaIlpc8Cc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHWaIlpc8Cc</a>
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #320 on: November 03, 2017, 12:12:30 PM »
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Goofy Elizabeth Warren coming out so blatantly against Hillary implies to me there is some tectonic shit going on within the DNC right now.

"Elizabeth, which way is the DNC going?"


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« Reply #321 on: November 04, 2017, 12:27:02 AM »
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Donna Brazile is a lying piece of shit. She was 100% in the tank and full bore supportive of the Clinton efforts to sabotage the primary process. Recall that the Debate question she got caught giving to Hillary was during a town hall debate with Bernie Sanders. This is nothing more than one co-defendant flipping on the other one and blaming the whole crime on their partner.

That said, it corroborates pretty much everything we knew from wikileaks (you know, the stuff Donna Brazile said was all forged) so it is sweet sweet vindication. [image of Cartman licking Scott Tenaman's tears]
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democratic party
« Reply #322 on: November 04, 2017, 03:39:28 AM »
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I had promised Bernie when I took the helm of the Democratic National Committee after the convention that I would get to the bottom of whether Hillary Clinton’s team had rigged the nomination process, as a cache of emails stolen by Russian hackers and posted online had suggested. I’d had my suspicions from the moment I walked in the door of the DNC a month or so earlier, based on the leaked emails. But who knew if some of them might have been forged? I needed to have solid proof, and so did Bernie.

...

By September 7, the day I called Bernie, I had found my proof and it broke my heart.

Aaaaand today, after trump tweeted about it:



I already knew this watching her attempts to dodge the questions around leaking the questions, but this woman is a remarkably stupid human being.

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« Reply #323 on: November 04, 2017, 08:29:31 AM »
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Donna Brazile, Tom Perez, and Maxine Waters are the future of the Democrat party.  These niggers and spics just care about maintaining their fiefdoms and looting.  We're going to see a lot more Democrat niggershines in the future now that they're committed to being the nonwhite/antiwhite party.

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« Reply #324 on: November 04, 2017, 03:44:45 PM »
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Before I called Bernie Sanders, I lit a candle in my living room and put on some gospel music. I wanted to center myself for what I knew would be an emotional phone call.