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Author Topic: Zuckermemes  (Read 6779 times)

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Re: Zuckermemes
« Reply #75 on: May 02, 2018, 02:03:33 PM »
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Much to my surprise, humans procreate with very few members of the opposite sex during their lifetime. Confounding the issue are inefficient sociological structures that prevent assignment of a biologically compatible match to maximize the probability of carrying an embryo to term.

I have observed humans using computer algorithms to assist in this endeavor for both short and long term mating. After years of studying far inferior models, I believe the humans will be quite pleased with the results of our propitiatory matching system that uses information never before considered for mating purpouses.

This includes geotagging, long term consumption trends, and quantum facial recognition analytics gathered while the human observes video footage of other human primates engaged in the act of procreation.

I predict unparalleled praise for our efforts.   

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Re: Zuckermemes
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2018, 06:48:23 PM »
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