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Insane woman talks about carbon
« on: July 03, 2012, 09:37:42 PM »
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http://greentremayne.com/Carbon_Free_Living.html

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Slow Down Your Breathing
It sounds silly, but breathing is actually a major source of atmospheric carbon.  One of the ways you can reduce your Carbon Footprint is to breathe less.  That's right, breathe less!  You're probably asking yourself how that's possible, but believe it or not, yoga is a great way to slow down the metabolism and reduce the need for excessive breathing.  If you're not already into yoga, consider taking classes at your local studio.  Soon, you'll be breathing less, and as an added bonus, feel much less stressed out!
 
Exercise, good for me, bad for the earth?

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Euthanize Your Old Pet
 Pets have become a common feature in most homes and are an attribute of the modern, Western lifestyle.  We all love our dogs and cats, but really, when you think about it, pets are a major producer of excess carbon.  One of the best ways to reasonably enjoy your pet and reduce your overall Carbon Footprint is to determine in advance how long your pet should live.  As a family, set a date when your pet will be euthanized.  One great way to teach children the value of pet euthanasia is to turn the occasion into a family celebration.  Let's say you've set March 10, five years from now, as your pet's euthanasia date.   For the next five years, celebrate March 10 as your pet's special day, with a family party and perhaps a visit to your pet's future burial spot. (what) Teach your children to think of the occasion as a birthday in reverse.  A predetermined euthanasia date will encourage your family to love and care for your furry friend while it's still young and playful.  What's more, pre-planing for pet termination not only works towards reducing your family's Carbon Footprint, but guarantees long term reduction in veterinary expenses.
what in the fuck

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Re: Insane woman talks about carbon
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 10:22:55 PM »
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Is this a fucking troll?

I swear to god i can't tell anymore.

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Re: Insane woman talks about carbon
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 10:44:58 PM »
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Woah.

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Daphne Tremayne is a graduate of Peconic Community College and holds an associates degree in marketing.  She is an avid yoga practitioner and assistant instructor at the Gaia Yoga and Women’s Holistic Wellness Center in Stirling Harbor.

An associate's degree in marketing from a community college? Well obviously this is someone who is fit to tell me what to do with my life.

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■Stop Having Children
 
      I know!  I know!  Children are as cute as all get-out, but have you ever really considered how much carbon one child puts into the atmosphere?  Over a single lifetime, the amount is practically immeasurable.  One of the best all-around things for the environment would be fewer people in the world.  Until governments wake up and start passing "one child per-family" laws, the best way you can help reduce the collective Carbon Footprint is through voluntary sterilization.  Most insurance policies cover the cost of tubal ligations as well as vasectomies, and for the poor, many clinics will do these procedures for free.  And let's face it--there are just too many poor people in the world!

Can't wait until she's 38 and the sound of her biological clock is like a gong.



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Re: Insane woman talks about carbon
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2012, 01:41:56 AM »
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Is this a fucking troll?

I swear to god i can't tell anymore.

Turns out it is, i got fooled too

Really can't fucking tell anymore.

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Re: Insane woman talks about carbon
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2012, 08:47:04 PM »
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Is this a fucking troll?

I swear to god i can't tell anymore.

Turns out it is, i got fooled too

Really can't fucking tell anymore.

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Re: Insane woman talks about carbon
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2012, 10:50:21 PM »
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Is this a fucking troll?

I swear to god i can't tell anymore.M

Turns out it is, i got fooled too

Really can't fucking tell anymore.

:myecred:

The worst part is that it's not beyond belief that some dumb twat would really think that kind of shit.

Fuck.