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Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« on: January 02, 2018, 12:07:06 PM »
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Ok faggots, here's the Deadpool for Current Year.  Rules same as last year: pick 10, 100 - age at death = points. You have 1 week to make your pics, the deadline is January 9, 2018, (extended 2 days due to this thread being late) no editing your picks after that date. Have fun and good luck!

EDIT: Famous animals are not allowed. Sorry.

Boogie- Fat
Bill Cosby- Old
John McCain-Cancer
Aaron Carter- Drugs/Alcohol
Mike Enoch-Heart attack
Ruth Bader Ginsburg-Old
Suge Knight-Shanked
Richard Simmons-GRIDS/ related syndromes
Lil Pump-Drugs/OD
Aretha Franklin-Fat and old




« Last Edit: January 03, 2018, 03:54:42 PM by Bitter Weirdo »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2018, 12:28:43 PM »
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I'm swinging for the fences

Lena Dunham
Patton Oswalt
Jimmy Kimmel
Amy Schumer
Paul Krugman
Miley Cyrus
Bill Murray
Tom Hanks
Bill Nye
Jay Z, of ass AIDS

just give me one. ONE

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2018, 12:28:58 PM »
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FAMOUS ANIMALS SHOULD BE ALLOWED WHAT CONSPIRACY IS THIS I NOW KNOW YOU ARE A JEW
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2018, 12:29:17 PM »
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Tommy Chong - some kind of cancer, possibly ass related
Jack Nicholson - old and fat
George H.W. Bush - old age/natural causes
Jimmy Carter - old age/natural causes
Devin Lima (the band LFO's lead singer) - complications from cancer
Bill Cosby - old age/natural causes/no pudding pops
Kim Jong Un - shot
John McCain - he brain no work gud since from cansr
Stan Lee - old age/natural causes
George Soros - destroyed phylactery
« Last Edit: January 03, 2018, 11:13:37 AM by Backpfeifengesicht »
Quote from: George Lincoln Rockwell
The Conservatives have a slogan which I think is despicable and defeatist: "It's better to be dead than red." And the Commies and Liberals have a slogan which is even worse, it's treason, they say: "It's better to be red than dead." We say this: "You don't have to be Red and you don't have to be Dead. Not dead. Not Red. Dead Reds"


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2018, 12:31:41 PM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2018, 12:54:39 PM »
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Harvey Weinstein - suicide
Prince Philip - complications associated with being old as hell
Jerry Lee Lewis - diabedus
Don Shula - cancer
Bob Uecker - cancer
Aaron Carter - suicide
H. Ross Perot - cardiac arrest
John McCain - cancer
Mel Brooks - hospitalization following a fall
Valerie Harper - cancer



edited to add cause of death
« Last Edit: January 03, 2018, 03:55:32 PM by InsideOutside »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2018, 01:46:27 PM »
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I'm swinging for the fences

Lena Dunham

He said no famous animals.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2018, 01:55:47 PM »
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Ridley Scott
Sean Connery
Lance Henriksen
Ric Flair
John McCain
Paul Williams
Samuel L. Jackson
Mark Hamill
George Takei
Doug Stanhope

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2018, 01:58:01 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2018, 02:01:48 PM »
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I had to steal your John McCain.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2018, 02:06:35 PM »
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John McCain
Hillary Clinton
Barbara Walters
Barbra Stresiand
Willie Nelson
Notch
Jimmy Carter
Miley Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus
Joe Theismann

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2018, 02:49:02 PM »
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Rocket's original list:

Tiny Tim
Johnny Carson
Steve McQueen
Princess Di
Tupac


My list:

James Comey (suicide after being indicted)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (being 1,000 years old)
John McCain (this one should be a gimme for anyone)
Betty White (isn't she like 94?)
Tommy Lee (overdose)
Anthony Wiener (gets Arkicide-d in prison when he agrees to testify against Huma)
Keith Olbermann (suicide by cop)
Lindsey Lohan (OD)
Artie Lang (OD)
Harvey Weinstein (suicide by hanging)

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2018, 03:06:36 PM »
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Unbreak my heart, JAIR.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2018, 03:07:14 PM »
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John McCain
Stan Lee
Bruce Jenner
Chuck Yeager
Eminem
TotalBiscuit
Michael Moore
George Soros
Jimmy Carter
H W Bush
 

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2018, 03:07:34 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2018, 03:08:03 PM »
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I'll take a shot at this.

Bill Clinton
Mark Hamill (suicide)
Mick Jagger
Kim-Jong Un
Johhny Depp (drug overdose)
Paul Logan
Oprah
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2018, 04:19:12 PM »
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Val Kilmer
Morrissey
Tom Brokaw
Julia Louise-Dreyfus
Ben Stiller
Hugh Jackman
Shannen Doherty
Rita Wilson
John McCain
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Just want to get a point on the board. I attribute any deaths in my picks to cancer.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2018, 05:12:44 PM »
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George H.W. Bush,  pneumonia
George Soros, accident
Richard Simmons, murdered
John McCain, cancer
Amanda Bynes, accident
Queen Elizabeth II, muslims
Terry Crews (hopefully not), "suicide" (murdered)
Billy Graham (who turns 100 this year), old age
Courtney Love, accident
Ali Khamenei, murdered
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2018, 05:18:39 PM »
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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
King Kong Bundy
John McCain

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2018, 05:25:20 PM »
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Wait, if a celebrity has a miscarriage can we name that for 100 points?

If so I'll replace Courtney Love with Amy Schumer miscarrying a little niglet

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2018, 05:40:38 PM »
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This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?
Quote from: George Lincoln Rockwell
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2018, 05:53:39 PM »
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Kirk Douglas

This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?


I think the entire point is to discourage 100+ picks. Its like calling a retard retarded.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2018, 05:55:27 PM »
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OJ Simpson
Dianne Feinstien
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
Boogie2998pounds
George H.W. Bush
George Soros
Richard Simmons
John McCain
Queen Elizabeth II
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2018, 06:13:06 PM »
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I'm bringing diversity to the Death Pool.

Quincy Jones
Bill Cosby
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belafonte
John Amos
Louis Gossett Jr.
Darryl Strawberry
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kanye West
Charley Pride

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2018, 06:59:04 PM »
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1) Jim Carrey
2) Prince Philip
3) Alan Alda
4) Rose McGowan
5) Michael Douglas
6) Donald Trump
7) George Foreman
8) Ric Flair
9) Mary-Kate Olsen
10) Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka