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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2018, 07:20:58 PM »
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Don Shula
Danny DeVito (from having too much fun)
Jimmie Walker (JJ from Good Times)
Ron Reagan (the Gipper's fag son)
Paul McCartney
Michael Irvin
Eddie Vedder
Phil Collins
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
Paul Reubens (Pee Wee)

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2018, 07:21:46 PM »
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1 ) Boogie
2 ) Corey Feldman
3 ) Lindsay Lohan
4 ) Amanda Bynes
5 ) Aaron Carter
6 ) Eminem
7 ) Hillary Clinton
8 ) Artie Lange
9 ) Bill Cosby
10) Michael Stipe Lena Dunham
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2018, 07:22:21 PM »
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Devin Lima (the band LFO's lead singer)

I hated that band so much when they had their 15 minutes of fame.

My picks (and cause of death):

Lena Dunham - Choked to death on a ham sandwich
Eminem - A grindr date with Pookie and RayRay that went awry
Hillary Clinton - Doctor assisted suicide when Jeff Sessions finally appoints that special attorney to investigate her
Rose McGowan - Certain ((groups)) have it in for her.  It will be officially ruled as a suicide but the truth?  Who knows?
Elon Musk - Snapped his neck after he sniffed his farts too hard and too fast
Rosie O'Donnell - The remaining 1% of her artery finally clogs up
George Soros - Kvetched or kvelled too hard, probably at the expense of white people
Queen Elizabeth II - She regrets allowing the royal family to get dindufied and it takes too much of a toll on her
John McCain - Seems like a free space so fuck it, why not
John Oliver - Some weird freaky BDSM shit that you can't even find on the bowels of kink.com.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2018, 08:52:29 PM »
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Floating an idea- 10% point bonus for correctly guessing the cause of death. What say you, thread?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2018, 09:36:21 PM »
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Floating an idea- 10% point bonus for correctly guessing the cause of death. What say you, thread?
I've always agreed with that in principle, but how do you set the level of specificity? Is "natural causes" enough? And what about 1 point if you named someone in a previous year?
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2018, 07:42:41 AM »
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Thomas Monson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and banisher of Hangly to the FartAsk, dead at 90.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/thomas-monson-president-mormon-church-dies-90-n834211

May he enjoy his private planet full of modestly dressed and emergency prepared wives.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2018, 09:48:51 AM »
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Maybe cause of death can just be a tie breaker/way to win in style
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2018, 09:52:59 AM »
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Kirk Douglas

This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?

Negative points is what I prefer

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2018, 10:54:02 AM »
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Maybe cause of death can just be a tie breaker/way to win in style

I like this, it's a good idea so we'll go with that.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2018, 03:50:29 PM »
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1 - John McCain
2 - Hillary Clinton
3 - Donald Trump*
4 - Jimmy Carter
5 - Bill Cosby
6 - Stan Lee
7 - Bob Barker
8 - WWF Superstar Kamala
9 - Benedict Cumberbatch
10 - Mark Hamil


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2018, 04:14:25 PM »
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Is there something going on with Mark Hamill. I think that's the third pick.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2018, 04:45:54 PM »
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Is there something going on with Mark Hamill. I think that's the third pick.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2018, 10:51:50 PM »
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Total Biscuit- cancer
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi- bombed/shot/executed by the state
Desmond Tutu- "old age"/heart attack
Leah Bracknell- cancer
Nobby Stiles- cancer
Aretha Franklin- heart attack
John Newman (British singer)- cancer
Charles Trippy- cancer
King Kong Bundy- heart attack
John McCain-cancer

Welcome to Team Cancer, Senator McCain.

Well then, here are my causes of death.

Also to that Lowtax picker, I had Shmorky on the year of his so-called suicide attempt. I think I won anyway that time but shit would have been so cash if he had actually pulled it off (think it was on New Years Eve too, right at the end.) We also would have got a dead Shmorky out of it so everybody would have been a winner that year.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2018, 01:37:45 AM »
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John Mccain
Lowtax
Stuttering John Melendez
Malia Obama
Paul Sorvino
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Chuck Yeager
Queen Elizabeth
Dick Cheney

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2018, 07:49:01 AM »
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Max Von Sydow

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Johnny Knoxville

Bam Margera

Maria Bamford

Samantha Bee

Lena Dunham

Dave Thomas (comedic actor)

Steve Bannon

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2018, 09:24:47 AM »
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Damnit, I'm not going to strike out this year.

1. Bob Dole
2. Bob Barker
3. Bob Newhart
4. Val Kilmer
5. Don King
6. Betty White
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Barbara Bush
9. Norman Lear
10. Joe Jackson

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2018, 09:25:30 AM »
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What have you got against guys named Bob?
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2018, 12:56:49 PM »
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Lowtax

I'm gonna take a hammer to my nuts if Lowtax dies in a year I didn't pick him

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2018, 05:01:45 PM »
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Actress Darlanne Fluegel, star of Pet Sematary II, has died after a long battle with Alzheimer's. 




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2018, 05:07:00 PM »
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Does anyone really STAR in Pet Sematary II though?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2018, 05:12:04 PM »
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What have you got against guys named Bob?

I could almost do an all Bob list.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2018, 05:38:30 PM »
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Bob Saget would be on that list definitely

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2018, 06:33:16 PM »
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Actress Darlanne Fluegel, star of Pet Sematary II, has died after a long battle with Alzheimer's. 




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Add Bob Chipman to the all Bob list. Cause of death? Heart attack.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2018, 02:52:22 AM »
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Are you allowed to pick people that you already picked in previous years?

Because that's a bit boring.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2018, 01:16:12 PM »
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1) Marilyn Manson- leukemia

2) Macauly Culkin- heroin od

3) Courtney Stodden- suicide (pills)

4) Paris Jackson- od (accidental, pills)

5) Stonetear, the goon who wiped HRC's server- (suicide, three shots in back of head)

6) Tony Podesta- satanic ritual sacrifice

7) Rose McGowen- satanic ritual sacrifice

8) Matthew Perry- suicide by hanging

9) Guy Fieri- killed in prison for being a chomo

10) Lowtax- letting the ambien walrus drive the GTR
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