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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #325 on: February 28, 2018, 03:49:50 PM »
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Can anyone explain to me what even is the reason soylent is so big with redditor types? Gaymers who have no time to eat? Alcoholics/tweakers far gone enough they don't want to eat but not gone enough to realize they need nutrition (redditors don't strike me as hard enough to be those 2 things)? Calorie control?

What? I really don't get why one would give up all the tasty ethnic food options that are available with just a few clicks/swipes on their iphone bugman-X+ edition and a short ubereats delivery wait for a "manly" version of slimfast.
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #326 on: February 28, 2018, 04:48:21 PM »
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Can anyone explain to me what even is the reason soylent is so big with redditor types? Gaymers who have no time to eat? Alcoholics/tweakers far gone enough they don't want to eat but not gone enough to realize they need nutrition (redditors don't strike me as hard enough to be those 2 things)? Calorie control?

What? I really don't get why one would give up all the tasty ethnic food options that are available with just a few clicks/swipes on their iphone bugman-X+ edition and a short ubereats delivery wait for a "manly" version of slimfast.
a) Fear of having to think and make decisions is removed by only having one option that always works

b) Quasi-Gnostic mortification of the dross fleshly body that restrains your pure intellect

c) Hipster distancing of yourself from the masses

d) All is faggot

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #327 on: February 28, 2018, 10:37:44 PM »
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There's a local brewery near me that makes their own beer, pizza, and wings, for 25 bucks you get an extra large pizza with toppings, a 4 pack of craft beer, and a shitload of wings.

Soylent is like 5 dollars a bottle or some shit and it doesn't fill you up either. They usually eat snacks like chips with the soylent and call it a meal.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #328 on: February 28, 2018, 10:45:39 PM »
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What I don't understand about soylent is why not go full retard hipster and make smoothies with fresh fruit, yogurt, and milk instead?

It's certainly going to be cheaper and better for you than with whatever garbage they're putting into it.


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #329 on: February 28, 2018, 11:00:52 PM »
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Half of them probably drink it just for the "look I'm drinking people lol" soylent green joke.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #330 on: March 01, 2018, 01:07:48 AM »
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What I don't understand about soylent is why not go full retard hipster and make smoothies with fresh fruit, yogurt, and milk instead?

It's certainly going to be cheaper and better for you than with whatever garbage they're putting into it.

Because smoothies are for normies, and don't give you that feeling of smug satisfaction you'd otherwise get from being ahead of the curve.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #331 on: March 01, 2018, 04:05:56 AM »
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Half of them probably drink it just for the "look I'm drinking people lol" soylent green joke.

Guarantee you almost none of them are aware of that reference.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #332 on: March 01, 2018, 05:34:22 AM »
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Half of them probably drink it just for the "look I'm drinking people lol" soylent green joke.

Guarantee you almost none of them are aware of that reference.

They definitely are. I used to see the stupid ads for it on Facebook all the time. All 80 comments were references to soylent green.

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"Many foods contain junk you don't need - kind of like the internet. Cleanse your feed of overused references to some old movie.
You love Soylent. But, if you've been on the internet, you're probably aware not everyone loves Soylent as much as you. And that's okay! Maybe one day everyone will see the beauty of a nutritious meal that's ready when you need it, but today, a lot of people still only see an opportunity to make the same would rather make that same tired joke about our name you've heard a thousand times before.

We did a little bit of tinkering, and found that comment sections and news articles are a whole lot more fun when everyone loves Soylent as much as we do! So give this little extension a whirl and catch a glimpse of a future where your Great Aunt Mildred and that weird guy Bill that your mom knows from high school both cheer, "I love Soylent!""

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #333 on: March 01, 2018, 07:04:34 AM »
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Soyboys base their entire lives around conspicuous consumption.  Their whole lives are based off of what shit they like to buy and how many likes they get on Pozbook for doing so.  Seems like a pretty empty lifestyle, which is probably why they compensate for it by being totally insufferable fags.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #334 on: March 01, 2018, 08:44:40 AM »
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And you wonder why all of these little twinky antifags are so tiny and weak

Also, anyone who uses their own shopping bags instead of the plastic ones is gay and I'll fistfight anyone here over it.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #335 on: March 01, 2018, 09:14:18 AM »
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And you wonder why all of these little twinky antifags are so tiny and weak

Also, anyone who uses their own shopping bags instead of the plastic ones is gay and I'll fistfight anyone here over it.
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #336 on: March 01, 2018, 02:58:47 PM »
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Man, Facebook albums are just shooting fish in a barrel with these guys.




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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #337 on: March 01, 2018, 03:41:50 PM »
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And you wonder why all of these little twinky antifags are so tiny and weak

Also, anyone who uses their own shopping bags instead of the plastic ones is gay and I'll fistfight anyone here over it.

California banned single use plastic bags, so some of us don;t have much of a choice.  :colbert: This is also what caused the hepatitis outbreaks in the cities here, since the plastic bags the homeless had been pooping in were no longer available, they started pooping on the street. Law of unintended consequences.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #338 on: March 01, 2018, 04:17:14 PM »
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And you wonder why all of these little twinky antifags are so tiny and weak

Also, anyone who uses their own shopping bags instead of the plastic ones is gay and I'll fistfight anyone here over it.

California banned single use plastic bags, so some of us don;t have much of a choice.  :colbert:

You do have a choice and you choose to live in California.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #339 on: March 01, 2018, 07:13:09 PM »
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And you wonder why all of these little twinky antifags are so tiny and weak

Also, anyone who uses their own shopping bags instead of the plastic ones is gay and I'll fistfight anyone here over it.

California banned single use plastic bags, so some of us don;t have much of a choice.  :colbert:

You do have a choice and you choose to live in California.

As if our frozen northeast shithole is any better.  :jesse:

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #340 on: March 01, 2018, 07:30:32 PM »
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Too many boys are trapped in the same suffocating, outdated model of masculinity, where manhood is measured in strength, where there is no way to be vulnerable without being emasculated

Another creepy emotional voyeur.  The IT'S OK TO BE VULNERABLE AND SHARE YOUR FEELINGS cohort are disgusting, and no different than some dude that takes upskirt photos on the subway.
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #341 on: March 01, 2018, 08:42:09 PM »
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Telling boys and men to be ok with their vulnerabilities sounds like such a death sentence in the working world.  When you're in a high pressure sales environment or in a dangerous work environment like an oil rig or a fishing boat acting like your vulnerable sounds like a surefire way to  get shown the door.


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #342 on: March 01, 2018, 09:01:55 PM »
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #343 on: March 01, 2018, 09:12:27 PM »
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Much like fatgirls attacking beauty standards, soyboys attack masculinity because they do not possess it. They want to normalize having a good cry on the job because they've replaced going home to the support of a family to going home to Netflix and Vidya.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #344 on: March 01, 2018, 09:37:11 PM »
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it's literally nietzschean slave morality to a t.  the people who possess no strength, ambition, or vision create an alternative morality where their own parochial definition of fair play is the only virtue
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #345 on: March 01, 2018, 09:43:51 PM »
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Too many boys are trapped in the same suffocating, outdated model of masculinity, where manhood is measured in strength, where there is no way to be vulnerable without being emasculated

Another creepy emotional voyeur.  The IT'S OK TO BE VULNERABLE AND SHARE YOUR FEELINGS cohort are disgusting, and no different than some dude that takes upskirt photos on the subway.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #346 on: March 02, 2018, 01:12:00 AM »
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it's literally nietzschean slave morality to a t.  the people who possess no strength, ambition, or vision create an alternative morality where their own parochial definition of fair play is the only virtue
Much like fatgirls attacking beauty standards, soyboys attack masculinity because they do not possess it. They want to normalize having a good cry on the job because they've replaced going home to the support of a family to going home to Netflix and Vidya.
It's victimhood as superior morality.

You're more attractive than me, therefore I'm a victim and you're a Bad Person!

You're stronger than me, therefore I'm a victim and you're a Bad Person!

You have something I can't get, therefore I don't want it and you're a Bad Person!

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« Reply #347 on: March 02, 2018, 01:44:56 AM »
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it's literally nietzschean slave morality to a t.  the people who possess no strength, ambition, or vision create an alternative morality where their own parochial definition of fair play is the only virtue

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #348 on: March 03, 2018, 07:39:59 AM »
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« Reply #349 on: March 03, 2018, 07:50:39 AM »
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