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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #350 on: October 18, 2018, 08:42:54 AM »
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Oh. That would explain it.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #351 on: October 18, 2018, 09:30:54 AM »
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I have no idea who that is  :jesse:

She's got some terrific little perkies and I hear her shows are the bomb.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #352 on: October 26, 2018, 03:13:08 AM »
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i feel the need to make a placeholder post for sinead oconnor's imminent demise, because after years of constant mental breakdowns and changing her name to "magda davitt" earlier this year, she just re-re-named herself to "shuhada" and announced her conversion to islam  :rolleyes:
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #353 on: October 30, 2018, 02:10:31 PM »
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James "Whitey" Bulger dead in federal prison at 89.

The former head of the Winter Hill Gang (not to be confused with the Sugar Hill Gang) spent 16 years on the lam, popping on and off the FBI's most wanted list, before being arrested in 2011 in Santa Monica. He got arrested because Miss Iceland 1974 snitched on him. I shit you not.

He may or may not have been a snitch. He was approached by the FBI but either refused them or gave them false information. The extent of his cooperation is still debated. The films Black Mass and The Departed were adaptions of his life.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #354 on: October 30, 2018, 02:46:50 PM »
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RIP fuckin southie nigger sympathizer who threw rocks at nobody.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #355 on: November 12, 2018, 02:28:20 PM »
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Stan Lee, capeshit creator, dead at 95
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #356 on: November 12, 2018, 02:36:32 PM »
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Stan Lee - 5 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #357 on: November 12, 2018, 02:44:20 PM »
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Stan Lee, capeshit creator, dead at 95

Bet he's gonna steal the title for "most frantically upvoted and shamelessly fake-mourned obituary on Reddit" from the current holder Stephen Hawking, a man who at least actually belongs in an encyclopaedia

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #358 on: November 12, 2018, 03:20:29 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #359 on: November 12, 2018, 03:33:51 PM »
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I'm finally getting some more points in before the deadline. Come on, George Soros and Bush Sr.!
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #360 on: November 12, 2018, 03:42:09 PM »
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If you thought Marvel was pozzed now then oh boy!

Also

Come on, George Soros and Bush Sr.!
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #361 on: November 12, 2018, 04:16:01 PM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain
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Yes, that is me in court with my enormous penis.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #362 on: November 12, 2018, 06:30:30 PM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain

Hey look Rocket is still alive.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #363 on: November 12, 2018, 06:36:07 PM »
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1 - John McCain
2 - Hillary Clinton
3 - Donald Trump*
4 - Jimmy Carter
5 - Bill Cosby
6 - Stan Lee
7 - Bob Barker
8 - WWF Superstar Kamala
9 - Benedict Cumberbatch
10 - Mark Hamil

*note to secret service: I do not want him to die, but there are enough retards out there who do.
Forgot I even picked him.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #364 on: November 12, 2018, 06:39:26 PM »
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Hey look Rocket is still alive.

And he accurately predicted that a 95 year old man who recently lost his wife would die.  Wowzers!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #365 on: November 12, 2018, 08:24:29 PM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain

Upon reading this i googled and was shocked to find out Bob Barker was still alive.  :lilal:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #366 on: November 13, 2018, 12:13:01 AM »
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Nigga pick Schumacher

A shameful nigga

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #367 on: November 13, 2018, 05:12:11 AM »
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Still waiting on Bruce Jenner to make a sprint and jump off a bridge to win this.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #368 on: November 13, 2018, 12:38:37 PM »
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Still waiting on Bruce Jenner to make a sprint and jump off a bridge to win this.

His house did burn down in the wildfire, so he's gonna go a few days without DEM PILLZ.

Best chance for suicide yet.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #369 on: November 13, 2018, 01:26:57 PM »
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His house did burn down in the wildfire, so he's gonna go a few days without DEM PILLZ.

Best chance for suicide yet.

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Bruce is employed by them just lol if you think he can't just walk into any pharmacy and just ask for whatever he wants.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #370 on: November 15, 2018, 01:14:05 PM »
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Hee Haw host and guitar player Roy Clark has died.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #371 on: November 15, 2018, 03:36:47 PM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain

Upon reading this i googled and was shocked to find out Bob Barker was still alive.  :lilal:

His death will be due to him getting hit by A BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!