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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2019, 12:11:53 PM »
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1. Emma Watson - lack of oxygen to the brain
2. Mark Waid - suicide
3. Harry Reid - cancer
4. Bill Clinton - GRIDS
5. Mark Zuckerberg - murder
6. Chris Evans - automobile accident
7. Bob Dole - old age
8. David Attenborough - soy overdose
9. Ruth Bader Ginsburg - struck down by God
10. Mel Brooks - dies after all the goy blood is diverted to keeping Ginsburg alive

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2019, 12:23:52 PM »
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2019 coming off the top ropes already.

Mean Gene - no points for anyone, because it's too late to pick him. he was 76

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2019, 12:35:28 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2019, 12:50:05 PM »
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Why does everyone keep picking Olivia Newton John?


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2019, 03:04:59 PM »
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Bob Einstein, aka Super Dave Osborne, dead at 76.

2019 is the year of no chill!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2019, 04:25:38 PM »
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Bob Einstein, aka Super Dave Osborne, dead at 76.

Damn, dude was hilarious.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2019, 06:19:22 PM »
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Bob Einstein, aka Super Dave Osborne, dead at 76.

2019 is the year of no chill!

Mr. T finally came back for seconds. This one hurts.

List time:

1. Kanye West
2. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
3. Julian Assange
4. RBG
5. Ridley Scott
6. Sean Connery
7. Alex Trebek
8. Alex Jones
9. Sam Hyde
10. Michael Madsen

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2019, 06:35:04 PM »
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* Ruth Bader Ginsburg
* Bill Clinton
* George Soros
* Jimmy Carter
* Kanye West
* Leah Bracknell
* Paul McCartney
* Pope Benedict XVI (or whatever he's called now)
* Angela Merkel
* Cardi B

Fuck it, let's do this.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2019, 06:43:44 PM »
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Not to cross the streams, but I honestly doubt that if RBG died, they would "allow" it to be public knowledge aka she's in a {{{private}}} hospital named Yakob Shekelberg Memorial with a whole floor to herself for {{{security concerns}}}.


RBG dying in 2019 only leads to primary infighting. Gotta wait until the field narrows before the conventions in summer 2020 before it can be a campaign issue.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2019, 06:48:00 PM »
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HOLY SHIT 2019!


Daryl Dragon, of ‘The Captain and Tennille,’ dead at 76

https://apnews.com/0117cd4218ca4df0808e9352c79f2506?fbclid=IwAR0MLBHj2TB16_q0WTxy5aI1nhpY2TbNgZOGjrBAksqlYmQtZgcO-rpzRt8


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2019, 07:26:19 PM »
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Woody Allen (pedo reveal suicide)
Kathy Griffen (Trump curse suicide)
Owen Wilson (regular suicide)
Louis CK (failed comeback suicide)
Allison Mack (cult suicide pact)
Val Kilmer (christian science cancer suicide)
Kevin Spacey (red scarf suicide)
Bill Cosby (jailhouse suicide)
Peter Davidson (suicide by OD)
Teka$hi 6ix9ine (suicide by niggershines)


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2019, 07:55:22 PM »
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Mr. T finally came back for seconds. This one hurts.


Mr. T would be a solid pick.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2019, 08:16:41 PM »
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2019 coming off the top ropes already.

Mean Gene - no points for anyone, because it's too late to pick him. he was 76

Bob Einstein, aka Super Dave Osborne, dead at 76.

2019 is the year of no chill!

HOLY SHIT 2019!


Daryl Dragon, of ‘The Captain and Tennille,’ dead at 76

https://apnews.com/0117cd4218ca4df0808e9352c79f2506?fbclid=IwAR0MLBHj2TB16_q0WTxy5aI1nhpY2TbNgZOGjrBAksqlYmQtZgcO-rpzRt8


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So basically pick anyone from here to win 2019:
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1943.html

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2019, 08:26:11 PM »
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^^ lol Sharon Tate


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2019, 11:17:41 PM »
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Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2019, 12:56:42 AM »
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I 100% believe the cancer is a work.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2019, 01:34:11 AM »
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I don’t aim to win, this is just a wish list

1. RBG
2. Lena Dunham
3. Patton Oswald
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Johnny Depp
6. Nancy Pelosi
7. Al Sharpton
8. Shep Smith
9. Bill Kristol
10. George Soros

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2019, 02:05:44 AM »
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Guess I'll throw my hat in this ring this year.

1) Morgan Freeman
2) Wallace Shawn (we haven't lost a Toy Story voice in a hot second).
3) Frank Welker
4) Tina Turner (gotta have another stronk black woman for the NPCS to go nuts about this year).
5) Elton John (I honestly can't believe the old faggot's still alive to begin with).
6) Warwick Davis
7) Artie Lange
8- what a faggy emote - Julie Andrews
9) Tim Curry
10) And I'll throw in Winona Ryder as my longshot

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2019, 02:18:30 AM »
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I bet Winona's done more coke than Bret and Owen put together.
Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2019, 03:46:13 AM »
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Mr. T would be a solid pick.
I have him every year.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2019, 03:53:07 AM »
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Keith Richards - cigarettes
Bill Cosby - his pudding popped
Michael Schumacher - brain death
Mr. T - grippe
Bob Dylan - the vapours
Mary Kate Olsen - body ejects liver through trap door
Roger Waters - he wished he were there
Charlie Sheen - GRIDS
Dylann Roof - culturally enriched in prison
The Nature Boy Ric Flair - wooed to death


Removed:
Ruth Ginsberg - cancer of the soul
George Soros - raped by donkey
David Letterman - beard caught in bicycle chain
Donald Trump - too perfect for this world
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2019, 07:49:52 AM »
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Comedy option: the Something Sensitive Forums.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2019, 08:09:39 AM »
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2) Wallace Shawn (we haven't lost a Toy Story voice in a hot second).

Wallace Shawn has been on Young Sheldon for the last two seasons and he looks healthy as a horse.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2019, 08:11:29 AM »
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Warwick Davis hosts a game show called Tenable here in Limeyland and he, also, looks pretty healthy.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2019, 09:32:38 AM »
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Comedy option: the Something Sensitive Forums.
I’m going all in here
His name was Harry Anderson