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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2019, 11:39:53 AM »
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I took out the notorious RBG because she will continue to be a disappointment in every way. I think prison will not be nice to America's (black) Dad.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2019, 02:20:48 PM »
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3 Roman Reigns

Ever the optimist, I see.

Leukemia seems too serious a thing to fake just to take some time off from wrestling. Is that what you're getting at?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2019, 02:27:35 PM »
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I'm saying promoters have had fake illnesses and health scares in order to drum up sympathy and cash.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2019, 03:03:55 PM »
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3 Roman Reigns

Ever the optimist, I see.

Leukemia seems too serious a thing to fake just to take some time off from wrestling. Is that what you're getting at?

They would never, ever suddenly "retire" a wrestler because of damaging-to-the-brand off camera drama/illegal activity.  :rolleyes:


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2019, 07:18:20 PM »
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I forgot that Reigns had cancer. A solid long-shot pick but also one that I don't think will pan out quite this year.
Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2019, 04:21:26 PM »
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Here we go:

Keith Richards
Ginsberg
Jimmy Carter
Demi Lovato
Chief Keef
Martin Sheen
Pope Benedict XVI
Warren Buffet
Bob Dole

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2019, 04:17:46 PM »
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This one flew under the radar, but Herb Kelleher, founder and spokesman of Southwest Airlines dead at 87. Herb was known for his love of Wild Turkey and smoking.


Amoungst his notable stunts was arm wrestling a rival airline CEO over the phrase "Just Plane Smart" rather than settling it in court.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwU9m4oCtRE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwU9m4oCtRE</a>

Herb lost.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2019, 05:31:06 PM »
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:siren: get your pics in, betting closes Monday the 7th at midnight :siren:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2019, 05:28:18 AM »
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Yes, that is me in court with my enormous penis.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2019, 10:41:02 AM »
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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/07/ginsburg-miss-time-court/
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2019, 05:47:15 AM »
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I'll keep picking the same people every year until some of them start popping:

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Bill Clinton
Mark Hamill (suicide)
Mick Jagger
Kim-Jong Un
Johhny Depp (drug overdose)
Paul Logan
Oprah
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2019, 12:55:32 AM »
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Yes, that is me in court with my enormous penis.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2019, 01:18:59 AM »
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Rocket you thirsty nigger save it for when your boomer peers actually die instead of this lecherous jew-like ambulance chasing.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #63 on: January 11, 2019, 06:56:26 AM »
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Rocket you thirsty nigger save it for when your boomer peers actually die instead of this lecherous jew-like ambulance chasing.
Why do people constantly follow rocket around to shit on him? I could understand if it was dog.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2019, 01:15:55 PM »
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Rocket you thirsty nigger save it for when your boomer peers actually die instead of this lecherous jew-like ambulance chasing.
Why do people constantly follow rocket around to shit on him? I could understand if it was dog.
We're on the internet, the answer is always autism.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2019, 01:30:48 PM »
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His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #68 on: January 11, 2019, 05:16:49 PM »
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http://dcwhispers.com/alert-justice-ginsburg-taken-to-nyc-for-hospice-care/#QJxgHzp7fxK7tmLX.97
Rumor: RBG in hospice care.

I heard that they're discontinuing treatment, which is doctor for "she's a goner."

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #69 on: January 11, 2019, 05:26:01 PM »
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CNN tells me she is free of cancer and will return to work next week.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #70 on: January 11, 2019, 06:15:30 PM »
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CNN tells me she is free of cancer and will return to work next week.

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You're telling me she's already dead, then.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #71 on: January 11, 2019, 08:16:25 PM »
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CNN LOGIC

Last Week: "I'm here where there is a steel barrier and I see no signs of illegal immigrants! Proof that we don't need the very wall I am standing next to!"



This Week: "RBG is not in a hospital, therefore she must be healthy!"

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2019, 12:59:07 AM »
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What people should be doing is watching her relatives movements (if she even has any) an eldest child coming to visit or taking time off work, that kinda thing

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2019, 06:18:15 AM »
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Didn't she have lung cancer? In her age and health there is 0% chance she will make a recovery.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2019, 08:01:57 AM »
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She's secretly a brain in a jar connected to a car battery.
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